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Funko
07-09-2006, 13:06:15
A guy at work just brought in his home made pickled eggs for us to try. Home made, from the eggs from the chickens he keeps in his back garden.

Anyway, they were really nice. Much more spicy and tasty than normal shop pickled eggs.

- I await the inevitable comments from non Brits on how disgusting the concept is.

Japher
07-09-2006, 13:13:38
7-11 always has a jar of pickled eggs sitting behind the counter

next to it, a jar of pickled spicy sausage called "Hot Mama's"

Greg W
07-09-2006, 13:17:10
Pickled Eggs? They're so disgusting I once saw a dog turn away from one, only to eat it's own turd!

Funko
07-09-2006, 13:17:43
:lol:

Venom
07-09-2006, 13:19:17
:lol: Well said, Greg. Well said.

Drekkus
07-09-2006, 13:41:19
Originally posted by Funko
A guy at work just brought in his home made pickled eggs for us to try. He brought in his home, made pickles for us to try.

Nills Lagerbaak
07-09-2006, 13:51:53
Jesus, pickeled eggs??

I tried one once, the egg white was really rubbery with no taste. Rubbery to the point of nausia. But then the yolk was delicious. Ho wierd is that?!

Definitely wasn't spicy though, that sounds quite interesting.

Funko
07-09-2006, 13:53:12
The white wasn't rubbery on these either.

Drekkus
07-09-2006, 13:54:05
Rubbery Schrubbery!

Nills Lagerbaak
07-09-2006, 13:57:35
thers' no doubt it's a freakish thing to eat. Like pickeled eels.

Oerdin
07-09-2006, 14:12:02
Scotch eggs are good.

maroule
07-09-2006, 14:24:41
never hear of that, but have full confidence in the brits to ruin a perfectly healthy ingredient

what is it then?

Lurker
07-09-2006, 14:29:29
Pickled eggs are great.

maroule
07-09-2006, 14:29:52
hum, all right, don't bother, I googled it...

you're no better than the chinese, who bury them for a few years... but at least they don't play disgusted when we eat yummy snails

MoSe
07-09-2006, 14:41:16
I knew a guy who liked to slurp the mucus from a live snail when he picked one from the grass

MoSe
07-09-2006, 14:42:00
otoh I like to eat raw squids

Venom
07-09-2006, 14:44:52
Originally posted by Lurker
Pickled eggs are great.

Final proof they're disgusting.

Funko
07-09-2006, 14:55:27
Originally posted by maroule
never hear of that, but have full confidence in the brits to ruin a perfectly healthy ingredient

what is it then?

How much more description do you need than the fact it's called a Pickled Egg? :confused:

maroule
07-09-2006, 15:20:31
I forgot that when it comes to food, sex, or anything related to enjoyment, you're not really big on sophistication

Funko
07-09-2006, 15:25:56
En Francais:

l'oeuf âgé dans une roux à vinaigre, cannelle, poivre et graine de moutarde

Gary
07-09-2006, 15:54:27
I like pickled eggs. Sometimes get a jar Xmas time, but otherwise, one can have too much of a good thing :D

(Some fish & chip shops sell them.)

Lurker
07-09-2006, 16:14:01
Deviled eggs are even better.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-09-2006, 18:30:02
Pickled eggs are great, but Scotch eggs are better.

Lurker
07-09-2006, 18:39:58
Originally posted by Funko
En Francais:

l'oeuf âgé dans une roux à vinaigre, cannelle, poivre et graine de moutarde

Is that a pickled egg or a deviled egg?

Provost Harrison
07-09-2006, 19:25:34
Oh, the glory of the mighty Scotch Egg!

Fistandantilus
07-09-2006, 19:44:15
Originally posted by maroule
I forgot that when it comes to food, sex, or anything related to enjoyment, you're not really big on sophistication

:lol: Indeed

MoSe
08-09-2006, 07:34:51
whitout making me eggoogl'em, are they normal sized hen eggs, or some smaller bird variety?

Fistandantilus
08-09-2006, 07:40:33
Cock's eggs probably.

Gary
08-09-2006, 07:53:53
Eggs marinaded in Scotch, obviously

Funko
08-09-2006, 07:57:32
Originally posted by Lurker
Is that a pickled egg or a deviled egg?

pickled.

Funko
08-09-2006, 08:02:53
Originally posted by MoSe
whitout making me eggoogl'em, are they normal sized hen eggs, or some smaller bird variety?

hens, normally

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 08:14:38
What the fooking hell is a devilled egg?! I want one.

And Maroule, regarding your snails...I plucked up the courage to try them once and they are revolting. They taste of mud, and frankly I'm not suprised. How can you excpect anything that lives so close to the ground to taste of anything other than mud? Even the lovely sauce didn't take the taste away.

King_Ghidra
08-09-2006, 08:15:00
Originally posted by maroule
I forgot that when it comes to food, sex, or anything related to enjoyment, you're not really big on sophistication

send your woman over to me and i'll show her some sophistication

it'll be a sadean performance art masterpiece

Funko
08-09-2006, 08:21:30
and I'll cook her a nice meal.

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 08:26:43
Send your French chicks round mine, they'll soon descover the beauty of when science meets sensuality...

King_Ghidra
08-09-2006, 08:32:13
= arse fucked with a bunsen burner

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 08:37:11
Gold star. hot 'n hard(y)

maroule
08-09-2006, 08:37:13
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
send your woman over to me and i'll show her some sophistication

it'll be a sadean performance art masterpiece

the surgery to repair a massive anal hemoragy is probably complex and technically difficult, but it's not what I meant by sophisticated :nervous:


snails: if they tasted of mud, they were badly cooked.
If living close to the ground is disgusting, I suppose you shouldn't try animals that eat shit, like pigs...


I think pigs are the animal version of the philosophal stone... they turn excrement into... bacon! hmmmm bacon

Fistandantilus
08-09-2006, 08:38:53
Originally posted by maroule

snails: if they tasted of mud, they were badly cooked.


You mean you're not supposed to eat them alive???

maroule
08-09-2006, 08:40:17
tartare snails (snails cannibale in Belgium)

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 08:41:18
Originally posted by maroule
the surgery to repair a massive anal hemoragy is probably complex and technically difficult, but it's not what I meant by sophisticated :nervous:


snails: if they tasted of mud, they were badly cooked.
If living close to the ground is disgusting, I suppose you shouldn't try animals that eat shit, like pigs...


I think pigs are the animal version of the philosophal stone... they turn excrement into... bacon! hmmmm bacon

Pigs don't eat shit! Are you 100% sure of that?

Anyway pigs are the 4th most intelligent species on this planet. Humans, Dolphins, Whales then pigs.

I wouldn't say it's very clever to eat shit!

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 08:42:15
And anyway, shit is just food waste. Mud is a different beast altogether.

MoSe
08-09-2006, 08:43:42
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
it'll be a sadean performance art masterpiece

please KG spare us your usual spam!
:p

Funko
08-09-2006, 08:46:52
it's spelt sperm.

MoSe
08-09-2006, 09:04:48
are you trying to 100-0 me on a PHd?

Sadean Performance Art Masterpiece

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-09-2006, 09:07:35
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Jesus pickled eggs??




They went well with the marriage wine at Cana. And the feeding of the five thousand.


A very farty, bilious five thousand afterwards though.

Funko
08-09-2006, 09:09:27
Originally posted by MoSe
are you trying to 100-0 me on a PHd?

Sadean Performance Art Masterpiece

:lol:

No, I didn't even notice that one. :o

maroule
08-09-2006, 09:10:13
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Pigs don't eat shit! Are you 100% sure of that?


not only it's common knowledge, but I also saw it with my own two little eyes


and the shit the 200 kg massive black thai pig ate was mine.... it was still fuming hot, barely out of my arse...

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-09-2006, 09:12:21
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Pigs don't eat shit! Are you 100% sure of that?



Indeed they do.


In parts of Asia they're used as live human sewage removers. A colleague where I used to work went trekking in Nepal, and when she had to use the lavatory, was handed a stick.

She thought this might be to prop the door closed, but found out it was to bash the pig on the snout in case it came in mid-crap.

In Borneo, the crap falls through slats down to the little piggies below.


I wouldn't say it's very clever to eat shit!

Nor is it to eat refined sugar or saturated fat or imbibe wood alcohol. Pigs don't have a monopoly on degustatory stupidity.

Funko
08-09-2006, 09:18:01
if sexual sophistication means having a 200kg black pig eating my hot shit out of my arse, I'm happy to be unsophisticated.

maroule
08-09-2006, 09:21:34
what, you never fancied Mr T?

Funko
08-09-2006, 09:26:28
He was a fugitive from justice, not a pig!

maroule
08-09-2006, 09:27:39
yeah, bad joke, I liked him when I was a kid

Funko
08-09-2006, 09:31:52
MrT says: I aint eatin' shit outta no frog fool!

Nills Lagerbaak
08-09-2006, 09:38:48
Originally posted by Funko
if sexual sophistication means having a 200kg black pig eating my hot shit out of my arse, I'm happy to be unsophisticated.

Amen brother. Call me Mr. Neanderthal.

maroule
08-09-2006, 09:44:04
back on the subject, the fact that you categorized the "pig incident" and "sex" in the same little mental box is somehow underlining my initial point

Funko
08-09-2006, 10:03:32
You brought up both subjects, don't play innocent.

mr_G
08-09-2006, 10:06:13
Pickled Eggs???

what's that, pleez explain that in jip and janneke language

maroule
08-09-2006, 10:10:03
Originally posted by Funko
You brought up both subjects, don't play innocent.

my "lack of sophistication" jibe was adressed at food first, which should have been a clearer connexion to the pig... at least for anybody without a track record on animal sex

Funko
08-09-2006, 10:19:05
and the pig shit story was combining your two sophisticated loves, food and sex.

Funko
08-09-2006, 10:22:18
None of this should distract from your admission of the fact a 440 pound black pig ate your still hot shit.

maroule
08-09-2006, 10:22:58
I still don't see where the sex comes in in the pig story....
is it the anal evacuation? the fecal matter itself? the animal?
you'll have to enlighten us here

MattHiggs
08-09-2006, 10:23:47
You could fuck it up the bum and it'll even clean up afterwards. I may never shag another sheep again!

Funko
08-09-2006, 10:25:15
Originally posted by maroule
I still don't see where the sex comes in in the pig story....
is it the anal evacuation? the fecal matter itself? the animal?
you'll have to enlighten us here

Ask Mark Oaten.

maroule
08-09-2006, 11:06:59
hey! you made me google it, bastard!


On January 21, 2006, Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench when it was revealed by the News of the World that he had had a relationship with a 23-year-old male prostitute between summer 2004 and February 2005. The newspaper alleges that Oaten had had 'three-in-a-bed' sex with two male prostitutes, getting them to "humiliate him with a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe"[5]. Rumours that this referred to coprophilia were later confirmed by Private Eye[6].




The really surprising thing here is that he's not Tory

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-09-2006, 11:10:16
Originally posted by maroule
hey! you made me google it, bastard!


On January 21, 2006, Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench when it was revealed by the News of the World that he had had a relationship with a 23-year-old male prostitute between summer 2004 and February 2005. The newspaper alleges that Oaten had had 'three-in-a-bed' sex with two male prostitutes, getting them to "humiliate him with a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe"[5]. Rumours that this referred to coprophilia were later confirmed by Private Eye[6].




The really surprising thing here is that he's not Tory


Or German.

maroule
08-09-2006, 11:10:54
by the way, the big motherfucker I'm talking about looked like that


http://www.largeblackpigs.com.au/images/Chrissie-and-two-sows.jpg

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-09-2006, 11:13:22
Originally posted by maroule
by the way, the big motherfucker I'm talking about looked like that


http://www.largeblackpigs.com.au/images/Chrissie-and-two-sows.jpg


Poor woman, what do you have against her to traduce her so ?

Funko
08-09-2006, 11:21:42
x-fear! :shoot:

Venom
08-09-2006, 11:54:14
This thread has taken a turn since yesterday.

maroule
08-09-2006, 12:02:22
there's only so much you can tell about pickled eggs

MoSe
08-09-2006, 12:11:13
but there's no limit to repetitions

MoSe
08-09-2006, 12:12:16
or you can talk about snake eggs pickled in snake oil
on a plane

King_Ghidra
08-09-2006, 12:18:57
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Poor woman, what do you have against her to traduce her so ?

:lol:

King_Ghidra
08-09-2006, 12:19:41
btw, this thread really delivered

Funko
08-09-2006, 12:56:24
That's what the pig said about maroule.

maroule
08-09-2006, 12:58:43
the pig and Mark

Oerdin
08-09-2006, 15:01:43
To be far western pigs aren't fed shit these days. They're fattened up on grain.

Lurker
08-09-2006, 15:03:09
Just goes to show you can't judge a thread by its title.