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Drekkus
05-09-2006, 14:17:30
I understand you're hurting
But think about me for once
I'm also sad dear
just as much as you
And if I've hit you
it wasn't on purpose
but I told you a hundred times already
that I don't like spaghetti

Lurker the Second
05-09-2006, 14:27:03
Doesn't rhyme.

King_Ghidra
05-09-2006, 14:32:39
the thread's not called best rhyme ever

maroule
05-09-2006, 14:38:30
the bitch had it coming... spaghetti, for fuck sake

mr_G
05-09-2006, 14:38:47
well in Dutch it's pretty pretty funny
a true Hansje Teeuwen!!!!!

Oerdin
05-09-2006, 15:24:28
I'm A Wanker Lyrics

My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

MoSe
05-09-2006, 15:37:01
Originally posted by maroule
the bitch had it coming... spaghetti, for fuck sake

http://www.birmingham-photos.co.uk/images/PB3/C4photos/C4JPEG/PB3p56.jpg

you tell her, and that's in B'ham too!
:vom:

Diss
05-09-2006, 19:56:03
who the fuck doesn't like spagheti?

he deserves to die.

Mr. Bas
06-09-2006, 08:55:10
Come on, don't cry anymore dear
It's so annoying
Don't make such a scene about it
A wound like that looks pretty charming
Now just get me a beer
and do it a bit quick
you know that despite everything
I still love you a lot

:love:

Gramercy Riffs
06-09-2006, 09:31:33
He killed a policeman when he was 13
And somehow that really impressed me
It's written all over my face

Greg W
06-09-2006, 13:00:46
"I used to love her, but I had to kill her" gets my vote.