View Full Version : I would like to potentially make my own website

03-09-2006, 05:54:55
Okay this is what I need:
1) A completely free domain.
2) An extensive crash course in how to make the most awesome looking site ever.
3) A freeware program that will convert my voice/sound effects into the sound of guitars and drums.
4) The right to the Hamster Dance.
5) A largely forgotten 80s star to eat my balls.
6) ascii goatse
7) Naked pictures of Bea Arthur
8) A picture of someone on the can talking into a cell phone with the caption "George Bush is listening to you poop".
9) A giant banner with the line "All your base are belong to us".
10) Finally, pop-under adverts for penile enhancement.

That's the start of the best website ever.

Skanky Burns
03-09-2006, 07:01:10
No 8 could be a problem. The rest seem easy enough though.

04-09-2006, 07:34:08
Potentially make as many websites as you wish :) ;)

04-09-2006, 17:18:33
My next site will be devoted to how much of a loser I am.

04-09-2006, 21:02:32
I like that idea

04-09-2006, 23:02:54
Where the link to #3?

C.G.B. Spender
05-09-2006, 05:50:34
Somewhere in the internet