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Cruddy
01-09-2006, 22:23:44
Never again will I slavishly have to listen to the ramblings of morons.

Never more will I have to take abuse from people unift to lick my boots clean.

Never again will I have to tell people their data has been permanently lost due to Limewire.

Sacked for Gross Misconduct - bringing the name of Capita into disrepute.

I'm so delighted. It's like getting a fine in Zimbabwe for saying Mugabe sucks arse.

HelloKitty
01-09-2006, 22:25:43
Never more will I have to take abuse from people unift to lick my boots clean.

What cesspool of a company did you work for to find people like that?

Cruddy
01-09-2006, 22:26:53
Originally posted by Cruddy
bringing the name of Capita into disrepute.

MOBIUS
01-09-2006, 23:45:13
How?

HelloKitty
02-09-2006, 03:37:56
If there were people there that wern't even fit to lick cruddy's boot, I would think the company would be hard pressed to find a good name to ruin.

Thats like saying "I ruined the good name of the Hitler Youth!"

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-09-2006, 08:49:12
If that company is like their website, congrats for getting away from the dogfucking retards.

Scabrous Birdseed
02-09-2006, 08:52:33
Well, I personally wouldn't touch Crapita with a barge pole. But then I've read enough issues of private eye to know how incompetent they are.

Provost Harrison
02-09-2006, 09:58:52
Sounds like fun :D

Cruddy
02-09-2006, 11:06:33
Originally posted by MOBIUS
How?

Told someone they could either spend 2.5 hours on the phone fixing a PC or return it to a store.

Not allowed to actually inform customers of their consumer rights...

Needless to say, I'm appealing. When that gets turned down I'll take 'em to tribunal and fuck them royally.

They are not the same company I joined over a year ago - Capita bought out the contract and promptly turned into into a banana republic.

Apparently the script writers for "The Office" are ex-Capita employees. You get the picture.

Provost Harrison
04-09-2006, 09:47:42
My department feels pretty much the same Cruddy. Personnel movements have made conditions harder, which have increased turnover of staff and thus conditions have further worsened. There are some days where I would just love to cover their job in KY and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. However, I can't afford that course of action...

Gibsie
04-09-2006, 13:43:59
Personal movements should be confined to the toilets.