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Funko
24-08-2006, 14:51:35
I have decided not to make this a knockout because then it'd be a jerk-off! :o


Anyway, Venom thinks he's the biggest jerk on CG, but I don't see why he should win that honour without contesting it properly.

So use this thread to put yourself forward as a candidate!

Venom
24-08-2006, 14:52:44
Am I already nominated?

Funko
24-08-2006, 14:53:00
Yeah, but you might want to make your case.

King_Ghidra
24-08-2006, 14:53:09
after that post, you win

King_Ghidra
24-08-2006, 14:53:32
oops x-post

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 14:53:59
All you motherfuckers are going to pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whINy bitches. Once we get to hollywood and find those Mirimax fucks whose making the movie, we're going to make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made them eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.

Venom
24-08-2006, 14:56:29
That's not being a jerk. Takes more than cursing and insults to be a jerk.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 14:56:48
What about plagarism?

Funko
24-08-2006, 14:57:30
That's good old laziness, to be encouraged.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 14:58:35
Bah, you're right. I have no shot here. Plus, Venon loves the terrorists and hates families

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:00:01
You misspelled his name! You jerk!

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:00:13
My resume is too long to post.

King_Ghidra
24-08-2006, 15:02:56
as much as i wish venom to be the biggest jerk, i would put him lower in the list than anyone who posts with an altered font

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 15:03:11
Cary will do that to you.

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:06:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
as much as i wish venom to be the biggest jerk, i would put him lower in the list than anyone who posts with an altered font

Damn, that's a big one.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:09:50
It's true, I don't think you can compete with that.

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:13:59
Would it make me a super jerk if I started doing that?

Drekkus
24-08-2006, 15:15:26
oh, great job, funko.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 15:16:29
Maybe. This guy posts in CRAZY fonts:

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/people/hiltz/steve-martin-jerk.jpg

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:17:19
Feels weird. Like that guy breathing that fluid in the Abyss.

Tizzy
24-08-2006, 15:19:41
I think I'm glad I reverted to posting in normal font.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:20:13
Originally posted by Drekkus
oh, great job, funko.

Hey, it was K_G's fault!

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:20:36
We know Venom's too lazy to keep that up for long.

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:21:18
Probably, but I'll do all I can to be a jerk. Were I a clever man, I'd put some alernate font in my sig or something.

King_Ghidra
24-08-2006, 15:21:52
can you italicise that font? that might tip the balance

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:28:26
That looks awful. Let me try bolding it.

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:28:59
Yeah, that's the ticket.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:30:07
It's supposed to look awful you idiot.

Venom
24-08-2006, 15:31:09
God damn you moron, I know that. That's why I said that's the ticket.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 15:31:21
My fucking eyes are bleeding. What a jerk.

Tizzy
24-08-2006, 15:33:03
It's worse without the bold.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:39:27
Exactly, that's what I meant.

Colon
24-08-2006, 15:39:51
You could use all kinds of different colours to really work on people's nerves.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:40:57
Oooh, that's good work.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 15:46:21
Is Venom's avatar too non-confrontational for grand-wizard of jerk status? Its almost, like, cute

Colon
24-08-2006, 15:48:23
yOu ARe EasILy ImPPresSEd mY DEaResT fUnk0dr0m.

Drekkus
24-08-2006, 15:49:35
oh boy, now the fence is off the dam indeed.

Lurker the Second
24-08-2006, 15:52:41
My vote is for sale.

Funko
24-08-2006, 15:53:43
Who's sale?

King_Ghidra
24-08-2006, 16:14:25
some shit town up north

Funko
24-08-2006, 16:14:42
Where they make the jump jets.

maroule
24-08-2006, 16:22:02
Mon vote est sale (comme tout ce que je fais)

Funko
24-08-2006, 16:23:43
Oooh! Maroule sees the posting in a different font and raises with "being French"

Could be a new leader.

Venom
24-08-2006, 16:27:33
Do I see a different font and in French? someone raise the stakes.

Justicebork
24-08-2006, 16:32:09
call your francophone and raise one hitler musing

self biased
24-08-2006, 16:42:43
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/selfbiased/signatures/1078.gif

Snotty
24-08-2006, 16:52:34
Dont you mean http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5494/1078be6.gif

Drekkus
24-08-2006, 16:57:13
:lol:

Oerdin
24-08-2006, 17:31:58
Now that is funny.

mr_G
24-08-2006, 18:02:56
i win - FACT !

C.G.B. Spender
24-08-2006, 18:03:49
I will challenge thee!

mr_G
24-08-2006, 18:21:15
YOU RR GERMAN YOU CHEATER.
i hate you a little bitje

Oerdin
24-08-2006, 18:27:20
Watch out or he might steal your bicycle.

C.G.B. Spender
24-08-2006, 18:35:31
or bromfiets

mr_G
25-08-2006, 07:09:47
ik heb gewonnen.

jullie zijn allemaal verliezers

Chris
25-08-2006, 07:27:50
Too many candidates, but for my money, it would be Romans, not old but the new times.

Funko
25-08-2006, 08:11:46
Originally posted by Snotty
Dont you mean http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5494/1078be6.gif

:lol: