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Oerdin
18-08-2006, 00:28:06
That is all.

self biased
18-08-2006, 03:58:31
don't forget to wipe.

MoSe
18-08-2006, 07:05:39
aaahhhh, excellent oerdy!

we were loooooong missing a thread in the true spirit of CG

no sarcasm
honest
mulligan

MoSe
18-08-2006, 07:06:41
Originally posted by self biased
don't forget to wipe.

can you come up with an example sentence using the word "deifnitely"?

:)

Justicebork
18-08-2006, 10:40:50
He's been gassy since his POLY thread was deleted.

Drekkus
18-08-2006, 11:03:33
Mulligan? He gets the chance to tee off a second time, without penalty strokes?

Cruddy
18-08-2006, 14:47:26
Did you have it measured on a fartogram?

Japher
18-08-2006, 14:51:51
fartogram is the measurement

the device to make the measurement is a fartometer

C.G.B. Spender
18-08-2006, 15:00:19
Fartogram is the output of a fartometer. The measurement is Fartenheit

MoSe
18-08-2006, 15:35:21
hte measurement is the fartometry

It consists in measuring the fartiness in Fartenheit with a fartometer
I then plot the readings on a fartogram with the axis scale in Fartenheit

C.G.B. Spender
18-08-2006, 15:36:21
Long live the axis!

Cruddy
19-08-2006, 10:42:15
Originally posted by Japher
fartogram is the measurement

the device to make the measurement is a fartometer

Not true. The Fartogram was invented by Dr Karl Kruzhielnitski in Australia.

FACT.

The reason it was invented was to measure if farts contained significant amounts of bacteria - in other words, if a surgeon or other member of operating staff farts during an operation, is there a chance of infection?

The results? Yes there is. Surgeons should only operate after having their anus surgically closed.

MoSe
21-08-2006, 06:45:23
wouldn't a buttplug do?

Lancer
21-08-2006, 08:25:43
Update?