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Cruddy
16-08-2006, 07:47:02
Let's say a foreign national, of a friendly power, had made an approach for you to sign up with their intelligence service.

Would you take up the offer or not?

mr_G
16-08-2006, 07:51:11
jesjes i would wear spyglasses all the taaim.

Diss
16-08-2006, 07:51:55
I spy on gay twats

Diss
16-08-2006, 07:52:34
Originally posted by Cruddy
Let's say a foreign national, of a friendly power, had made an approach for you to sign up with their intelligence service.

Would you take up the offer or not?

and why do I get the impression the authorities are monitoring this thread. :)

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 08:00:24
The truth; Lurker is a KGB trained operative whose mission is to brainwash us all into being Oriole fans.


mr G is a Mossad operative whose mission is to infiltrate every zoo in Europe.

Diss is a DGSE operative whose mission is to get French Fries back on the menu of every Vegas diner.

MoSe
16-08-2006, 08:45:35
Originally posted by Cruddy
mr G is a MoSsad operative

I'm not a racist, but I have a problem with Jews: they make me Sad

mr_G
16-08-2006, 08:51:51
MoSe is is the MoSSaddest man i know.

Funko
16-08-2006, 08:53:05
I wouldn't, I'm much too lazy.

mr_G
16-08-2006, 08:54:52
I'm in the Dutch Secret Service, i built bridges who will collapse when i hit the secret button

Funko
16-08-2006, 09:01:44
People press it often.

mr_G
16-08-2006, 09:03:23
not the depressed ones.

Tizzy
16-08-2006, 09:04:41
Do you sometimes press the secret button just for fun?

mr_G
16-08-2006, 09:05:29
jesjes i'm a jolly secret service mannetje

MoSe
16-08-2006, 09:09:17
must be a secret forum thingy

Drekkus
16-08-2006, 10:09:41
How much will they pay me?

Colon
16-08-2006, 10:51:36
I would become a double-spy.

Tizzy
16-08-2006, 10:57:40
You might confuse yourself

Justicebork
16-08-2006, 11:07:11
I am actually Valerie Plame.

Drekkus
16-08-2006, 11:08:29
Is she the sister of Olaf?

mr_G
16-08-2006, 11:22:04
Drekkus is mata hari

Justicebork
16-08-2006, 11:24:26
No, he's just Greta Garbo

Venom
16-08-2006, 11:48:41
How much money are they offering?

mr_G
16-08-2006, 12:20:35
Originally posted by Drekkus
How much will they pay me?

Drekkus
16-08-2006, 12:26:45
Venom and I think so much alike, it's scary.

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 12:26:46
What does it matter? Nobody's up for doing it anyway.

Going rate for shopping a spy working on somebody elses turf is $50K.

Shopping one on your own turf is considered "your patriotic duty".

Moral: Betrayal pays bigtime... but only to foreigners.

Morte
16-08-2006, 12:27:19
Who says I'm not?

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 12:27:47
Originally posted by Morte
Who says I'm not?

The poll results. :p


I'd do it. Hell, it's for friends, right? 0 0%
I'd do it, but just feed them bullshit 2 22.22%
I'd think about it, but never do anything 2 22.22%
I would report the matter to the authorities 1 11.11%
I'm a gay twat. What do I care about spying? 4 44.44%

Drekkus
16-08-2006, 12:38:06
Originally posted by Cruddy
What does it matter? Nobody's up for doing it anyway.

Going rate for shopping a spy working on somebody elses turf is $50K.

Shopping one on your own turf is considered "your patriotic duty".

Moral: Betrayal pays bigtime... but only to foreigners. I have no idea what you said there.

Chris
16-08-2006, 12:45:09
Voting is for lesser men.

Venom
16-08-2006, 12:54:26
Originally posted by Drekkus
Venom and I think so much alike, it's scary.

I wanted offers in American Dollars. Not Euros.

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 13:07:36
Originally posted by Chris
Voting is for lesser men.

Tell me, has anyone ever called you a sexist shitbag?

MoSe
16-08-2006, 13:08:20
I'm not a racist, but you're a sexist shitbag

Chris
16-08-2006, 14:59:44
Originally posted by Cruddy
Tell me, has anyone ever called you a sexist shitbag? Nope.

Funko
16-08-2006, 15:01:28
You sexist shitbag!

(glad to help)

Chris
16-08-2006, 15:03:39
100-nil

Chris
16-08-2006, 15:04:09
You walked right into that one Mikey.

Funko
16-08-2006, 15:22:35
That's not 100-0.

Chris
16-08-2006, 15:34:58
Take it like a man mikey. :p

Funko
16-08-2006, 15:45:22
I do, when someone genuinely gets me I'm the first to congratulate them. :)

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 15:53:35
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g179/Bombs_X2X/Thisthreadisnowawesome.jpg

King_Ghidra
16-08-2006, 16:08:58
that's a calvin and hobbes rip isn't it

Cruddy
16-08-2006, 16:25:04
I don't know. Calvin and Hobbes sounds like a perfume brand to me.

Probably. Although it could be a dinosaur flying an F14....

King_Ghidra
17-08-2006, 10:44:46
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes

Another strip features Tyrannosaurus Rex's flying F-14 jets pursuing peaceful herbivores

Venom
17-08-2006, 11:47:03
T-Rex's would have totally flown F-14s. But their arms are too short.

Cruddy
17-08-2006, 15:19:26
Well, they won't be flying them anymore. F14 has now joined the ranks of the extinct.