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Resource Consumer
12-08-2006, 12:47:39
Thank God the lounge in Riga has an internet connection. Here I am at Riga airport facing a 2 hour delay on a 2 1/2 flight. Reason - late inbound plane due to all of those security measures that you know will do nothing to aid security but will certainly aid those who evaded the lax airport worker security checks and can pilfer baggage at will.

Even worse - apparently the risks are assymmetric - no checks and restrictions at all TO UK and all hell FROM UK! Seems that planes can only explode going one way.

Even worse. I demanded to see the local British Gov representative to see if he could help me. He is a man known as Spartak apparently. He is, I am told, drunk and incapable in a brothel in Vilnius at the moment.:)

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 13:05:03
You're a bloody forriner, what do you expect?

And I hope they'll shoot Spartak for not paying his debts in that brothel

mr_G
12-08-2006, 13:49:11
:beer: delays are fun

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 13:49:59
:beer: Mr_G is also fun

mr_G
12-08-2006, 13:51:17
thank you germannetje

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 13:58:21
:beer:

Spartak@CPH
12-08-2006, 14:01:55
Actually, I'm in Copenhagen, sober awake and available on my office mobile for enquiries from airlines. There was something about some ranting tosspot in Riga but I told them that if they delayed their flight by 2 and a half hours I'd be OK with that.

Ironically, I'm away to Tallinn tomorrow.

Spartak@CPH
12-08-2006, 14:02:35
Enjoy your gflight RC

Spartak@CPH
12-08-2006, 14:03:17
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
You're a bloody forriner, what do you expect?

And I hope they'll shoot Spartak for not paying his debts in that brothel Cheek - as if a man of my talents is allowed to carry money.

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 14:05:12
A man with your talents will be shot

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-08-2006, 14:47:23
He's not allowed to carry pens or sharp objects either.

Spartak@CPH
12-08-2006, 15:07:04
no.

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 16:24:38
You gotta fly naked in a cage?

zmama
12-08-2006, 18:23:31
the picture that conjures....


*shudder*

Greg W
13-08-2006, 01:00:18
:brwncard: for the title.

Cruddy
13-08-2006, 09:12:58
Surely you'd burn your dick off on the jet exhaust?

Funko
14-08-2006, 08:29:38
Originally posted by Spartak@CPH
Actually, I'm in Copenhagen, sober awake and available on my office mobile for enquiries from airlines. There was something about some ranting tosspot in Riga but I told them that if they delayed their flight by 2 and a half hours I'd be OK with that.

:lol:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
14-08-2006, 09:23:01
Buggering bloody airlines give you so much more...


When I got back home I found a message on the door
Sweet Regina's gone to China crosslegged on the floor
Of a buggering jet that's smoothly flying
Bloody buggering airlines give you so much more


How does she intend to live when she's in far Cathay
I somehow can't imagine her just planting rice all day
Maybe she will do a bit of spying
With microcameras hidden in her hair


I guess Regina's on a plane a Newsweek on her knees
While miles below the curlews call from strangely stunted trees
The painted sage sits just as though he's flying
Regina's jet disturbs his wispy beard.


When you reach Kyoto send a postcard if you can
And please convey my fond regards to Chih-Hao's girl Yu-Lan
I heard a rumour they were getting married
But someone left the papers in Japan.


Left them in Japan.