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10-08-2006, 11:06:40
Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride (http://www.theregister.com/2006/08/10/goat_joyride/)

For some reason it seems more fitting if he had been called Tin Tin rather than Carl. In any case, cider makers, be wary of the results !

10-08-2006, 11:09:06
What a tease of an article title, i was convinced the story would be that the guy died while riding the goat over a cliff or a something

10-08-2006, 11:42:56
Great headline spoilt slightly by the story.

10-08-2006, 12:07:41
The [...] man piled the car into a stationery tractor [...]
Neath magistrate's court heard Carl Anthony Myles, 20, plead guilty to aggravated vehicle theft.
Myles' defence asked: "Did you know you had a goat with you and did you have any intention of driving the vehicle on the road?" Myles replied: "No."

a "stationery" tractor???
"On the road? No, I only planned to do it on paper"

the famous "goat aggravant"

11-08-2006, 18:22:23
So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea
Stay out of the ale house and take it from me
If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup
Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up