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Funko
10-08-2006, 08:00:22
It seems UK police have stopped a major terror attack attempt.

Currently fairly extreme security measures are in place at UK airports in case there's some additional threat... although that seems to be precautionary.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4778575.stm

MattHiggs
10-08-2006, 08:01:45
That could have been terrible.

Funko
10-08-2006, 08:05:09
On the plus side, excellent timing for me to be able to make it a copycat thread.

Colon
10-08-2006, 08:16:51
Terrorists' genius knows no boundaries.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 08:19:51
well done the security services

flying without hand luggage though, what a bitch

Colon
10-08-2006, 08:22:13
Passengers shouldn't be allowed to take anything with them.

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 08:55:25
Reid statement The BBC can't spell!! :lol:

Funko
10-08-2006, 08:55:31
Maybe it was a plot by the budget airlines to remove hand luggage from passengers so they can sell more food and drink.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 08:59:10
someone at work suggested it was a publicity stunt for oliver stone's new film

Funko
10-08-2006, 09:01:48
:D

It is good work by the security services though. Let's hope all this disruption is just precautionary.

RoboCon
10-08-2006, 11:13:25
Hello there! I see you are discussing Terrorism. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

There can be no peace as long as sovereign governements exist led by brown people homosexuals condemn their subhuman species to an eternal waltz with Satan. The whole thing makes me sick. The only way to solve it is to attack, attack now, to him and back again. That thread had like 2000 views but only 6 replies. 9-11 changed everything. This is why liberals hate the coalition of the willing so much, lest illegal immigration destroy America.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 11:16:02
homosexuals condemn their subhuman species to an eternal waltz with Satan

new sig found!

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 11:23:16
Why do you leave the brown people out of there?

Venom
10-08-2006, 11:42:58
See, now I don't want to come over. Especially since they're not letting you have carry on luggage now.

Venom
10-08-2006, 11:44:07
Originally posted by Colon
Terrorists' genius knows no boundaries.

That's how the Pan Am flight back in the 80s was blown up. Someone put a bomb in the radio and had someone else bring the radio on the flight.

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 11:45:20
Originally posted by Venom
See, now I don't want to come over. Especially since they're not letting you have carry on luggage now. What's so important you need to keep it close?

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 11:45:23
sounds a bit clumsy, i suspect the original post is something of a mash-up of other phrases, and the one i quoted sounds like it might have been one of the unique ones

e.g

There can be no peace as long as sovereign governements exist led by brown people

homosexuals condemn their subhuman species to an eternal waltz with Satan.

The whole thing makes me sick.

The only way to solve it is to attack, attack now, to him and back again.

That thread had like 2000 views but only 6 replies.

9-11 changed everything.

This is why liberals hate the coalition of the willing so much, lest illegal immigration destroy America.

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 11:47:55
Aha, makes more sense reading it like that, yes.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-08-2006, 12:01:40
Why does it not surprise me that KG reverse-engineers a gay spambot...

Funko
10-08-2006, 12:04:03
Originally posted by Venom
See, now I don't want to come over. Especially since they're not letting you have carry on luggage now.

Should be really cheap!

RoboCon
10-08-2006, 12:04:25
Bin Laden was single, you were walking and i made the unfounded assertion. The Tories do tell the WMDs: You're right- "he did look in over his head" is just stupid. No way stem cells should be disbanded, just probably being a Yale graduate, all america and obviously, he thinks the Clintons are missing out on bail after they are convicted.

Liberals are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for abortions. Touche! Where is Asher when you need him?

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 12:09:24
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Why does it not surprise me that KG reverse-engineers a gay spambot... :lol: :beer:

Colon
10-08-2006, 12:47:39
Originally posted by Venom
That's how the Pan Am flight back in the 80s was blown up. Someone put a bomb in the radio and had someone else bring the radio on the flight.

I was talking about they allowed for a copycat thread like this.

fp
10-08-2006, 12:51:57
Originally posted by RoboCon

Liberals are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for abortions. Touche! Where is Asher when you need him?

:lol::lol:

Well done Keith.

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2006, 12:53:41
"Three US airlines are believed to have been targeted"



So whats wrong with this photo? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4779275.stm)

No.5 sorry

fp
10-08-2006, 12:57:03
I assume you're talking about #5?

The answer is probably because the security forces don't really know for certain what the fuck is going on.

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2006, 13:03:33
Yeah, #5 sorry.

Disconcerting to say the least.

Beta1
10-08-2006, 13:23:06
guy on the radio this morning said the only way to make it totally safe is to make people fly with no luggage, and naked.

Colon
10-08-2006, 13:30:29
Hence my joke way up in this thread.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 13:59:11
book me on gisele and kate moss's next transatlantic flight please

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2006, 14:04:25
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
book me on Boris Johnson and Bernard Mannings next transatlantic flight please

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 14:05:22
oh christ, i'll take the bomb risk

maroule
10-08-2006, 14:06:28
they also said that people with erections would be shot on sight

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 14:06:52
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
Yeah, #5 sorry.

Disconcerting to say the least.

i guarantee you, amidst all the confusion and fear, there were a group of lads shouting 'waheey, we're still off to alicante!'

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 14:15:05
:lol:

Funko
10-08-2006, 14:22:51
They won't be cheering when they have to check their beer and spirits.

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2006, 14:25:51
:lol:

Off for a summer of Club Repping no doubt

Cruddy
11-08-2006, 00:35:51
Look, this ban on taking liquids onboard aircraft is clearly a government conspiracy to preserve our Precious Bodily Fluids.

Oerdin
11-08-2006, 01:12:27
Here in the US the governors of Massachusetts and California have called up the state National Guard to provide greater security at airports. Reportedly some of the targeted planes were supposed to be going to New York, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., and California.

Oerdin
11-08-2006, 01:13:49
Originally posted by Colon
Passengers shouldn't be allowed to take anything with them.

And everyone should be naked*


*This assumes that ugly people will not be allowed to fly*

Oerdin
11-08-2006, 01:17:05
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Why does it not surprise me that KG reverse-engineers a gay spambot...

It reminds me of OTBot from poly.

Lurker the Second
11-08-2006, 01:56:50
:beer: to the brits on this one!

Funko
11-08-2006, 08:02:03
just don't give that :beer: to any brit who wants to fly!

Funko
11-08-2006, 13:28:08
Terror raid in the heart of the Palmer Park Triangle!

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/2003/2003065/antiterror_raid_on_internet_cafe

Debaser
11-08-2006, 13:34:59
Luckily nobody cares about the Palmer Park Triangle anymore, not since the Murco Village are rocketed to prominance.

Wouldn't surprise me if that Spar got raided though. I don't trust anyone with a white alsation. Pure evil.

Funko
11-08-2006, 13:38:53
Hey, some of us still have families in the PPT!

Funko
11-08-2006, 13:39:26
But yes, Murco village is where it's at.

Drekkus
11-08-2006, 13:46:39
So Murco village is the new shopping centre in Reading?

Funko
11-08-2006, 13:52:18
No it's the ultra cool area of Reading, pretty much like the Village in New York but better obviously.

Oerdin
11-08-2006, 15:44:37
Unless you have loads of homeless begging for spare change then it just can't be as cool as the village in New York. ;)

Funko
11-08-2006, 15:46:23
We have professional beggars who aren't even homeless!

Funko
11-08-2006, 15:48:38
They are highly proficient actors not just some drunken bums...

King_Ghidra
11-08-2006, 15:59:57
Originally posted by Funko
Terror raid in the heart of the Palmer Park Triangle!

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/2003/2003065/antiterror_raid_on_internet_cafe

I bet it was Rob's fault. Probably concocting some anti-Bush diatribe on one of the pc's.

Funko
14-08-2006, 10:04:15
Threat level reduced, hand luggage restrictions changed, you can now bring hand luggage but certain things aren't allowed

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4789169.stm