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Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 19:39:16
You are all invited to pay homage to the superhuman patience of the saintly Mrs Gimp.

KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2006, 19:49:35
You old fucking bastard

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 19:50:35
I was a child bride.

KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2006, 19:57:36
Liar. You were born old.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 19:59:28
She's getting a great present. A pair of earrings made of meteorites.

KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2006, 20:01:21
I'm 17 days away from having my 0th wedding anniversary.

:beer:

Lancer
09-08-2006, 20:04:42
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She's getting a great present. A pair of earrings made of meteorites.

Isn't everything made of meteorites?

Lancer
09-08-2006, 20:05:28
Trapper...

What was the rest of your early login?

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 20:05:42
No. I'm made of scrumpy and anger.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 20:06:32
I was "Trappist" at owo and poly until about late '99 or early 2000.

Japher
09-08-2006, 20:08:52
scrumpy? I thought that was banned years ago!

KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2006, 20:10:07
I've got some aging in my cabinet as we speak.

devilmunchkin
09-08-2006, 20:12:09
meteorites???

i hope you mean diamonds....

Japher
09-08-2006, 20:13:06
meteorites can be expensive

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 20:13:38
Acorites. It's mainly silicon-type rock that's been blasted into a sort of greenish glass.

devilmunchkin
09-08-2006, 20:14:43
hmmm....
you better get her something with diamonds too....

and congrats...

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 20:17:21
She got diamond earrings a coupl of years ago. This year she gets meteorites, because what else do you give someone who's out of this world?

alsieboo
09-08-2006, 20:33:18
aww, thats so corny it's cute

Venom
09-08-2006, 20:37:21
So that's why you're eating those low fat chicken wraps, fat boy.

Lurker the Second
09-08-2006, 20:50:39
:beer: Good thread.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2006, 20:53:14
Originally posted by Venom
So that's why you're eating those low fat chicken wraps, fat boy.

160 lbs. Read that figure and weep, Shamu.

devilmunchkin
09-08-2006, 21:06:20
you could give her another kid, laz. kidding. just kidding. :D

Havoc
09-08-2006, 21:10:03
congratulations!

*End Is Forever*
09-08-2006, 21:14:14
:beer:

mr_G
09-08-2006, 21:44:08
:beer: cheers Laz

JM^3
09-08-2006, 21:52:56
congrats Laz!

JM

jsorense
09-08-2006, 22:10:08
:champers:
May you have many, many more.

Chris
09-08-2006, 22:12:56
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
You are all invited to pay homage to the superhuman patience of the saintly Mrs Gimp. Tis shocking indeed.

Drekkus
09-08-2006, 22:50:39
10 years??? :eek: You're three months older then me. So that means you were, like, ehm, young, when you married.

devilmunchkin
09-08-2006, 23:26:06
only 24...not THAT young to get married...

notyoueither
10-08-2006, 00:23:06
:beer: Laz

Commiserations for the Mrs.

Koshko
10-08-2006, 01:03:30
Good job, Grandpa.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-08-2006, 02:46:45
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She got diamond earrings a coupl of years ago. This year she gets meteorites, because what else do you give someone who's out of this world?

You're giving her a pun for your anniversary. Funko, take note!

Oerdin
10-08-2006, 04:14:29
It's my 10th wedding anniversary tomorrow

Shag her until she's limp and pretend you're both teenagers again.

Funko
10-08-2006, 07:56:09
Congratulations. :beer:


By definition a meteorite only becomes a meteorite when it arrives at Earth... so she used to be out of this world? :cute:

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-08-2006, 09:32:41
Just to prove we're on the same wavelength, it turns out that she got me a boomerang (because that's another thing you can't get rid of).

Tizzy
10-08-2006, 09:35:17
I like Mrs Gimp :D

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 09:38:44
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Just to prove we're on the same wavelength, it turns out that she got me a boomerang (because that's another thing you can't get rid of). That's cool :lol:

24 IS young to marry around here.

mr_G
10-08-2006, 09:39:55
:lol: at mrs Gimp

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-08-2006, 09:41:54
I was 25.

Among the groups of couples we used to knock about with, we were the last to get married- most were tying the knot at 22-24. Not one of the marriages has broken up so far, and it's not like we were all religious fundamentalists.

mr_G
10-08-2006, 09:44:55
so you are a follower?

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-08-2006, 09:47:57
If you say so.

Mr. Bas
10-08-2006, 09:49:08
Congrats! :beer:

And well done by mrs. Gimp. :D

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 09:59:02
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I was 25.

Among the groups of couples we used to knock about with, we were the last to get married- most were tying the knot at 22-24. Not one of the marriages has broken up so far, and it's not like we were all religious fundamentalists. Wow, most people around here marry around 30, or older.

Greg W
10-08-2006, 12:22:05
Well done, mate. :beer:

And Mrs Gimp can consider herself an honourable Aussie after that great joke. :lol:

King_Ghidra
10-08-2006, 14:01:39
honorary

and how telling that you think that is a compliment

Drekkus
10-08-2006, 14:12:00
Laz can call her Sheila now.

JM^3
10-08-2006, 14:23:33
There is a large number who get married arround 22 here (right after college, this spills over for a few more years).

For people to get married the first time there is another time when many tie the knot in the mid 30s. (this is also when women who had never wanted children before change their mind and often have one)

Jon Miller

devilmunchkin
10-08-2006, 17:25:42
most ppl i know get married while in college or right after

RedFred
10-08-2006, 20:04:39
It is never too late!

(Two days until I tie the knot. :gulp:)

I'm 46.

Venom
10-08-2006, 21:02:01
Good thing you're already so old. You're life is about to be over.

Greg W
10-08-2006, 23:43:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
honorary

and how telling that you think that is a compliment Yeah, honourary.

And it is an honour. REALLY!

Er... :nervous:

C.G.B. Spender
11-08-2006, 18:24:01
Hm, I got divorced 15 years ago (first time). Old farts index up by 1 again

Oerdin
11-08-2006, 22:38:58
Originally posted by Drekkus
Wow, most people around here marry around 30, or older.

Only three of my friends married before thirty. Two more are currently engaged to their girlfriends (one is 29 and the other 30).

paiktis22
12-08-2006, 00:46:03
:beer:
Extraordinary

C.G.B. Spender
12-08-2006, 06:29:27
I married with 25 and with 30