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KrazyHorse
07-08-2006, 18:55:08
We bought a 2004 Jeep Liberty Sport on Saturday (14200 miles = 20700 km).

:clueless:

It gets 22 miles to the US gallon on the highway (10.7L/100km), and it comes with an omelet made from condor eggs :beer:

The Mad Monk
07-08-2006, 19:13:58
Trying to perpetuate the Canadian Oil Cartel, are ya? :hmm:

Lurker the Second
07-08-2006, 19:43:51
Did Asher approve this automobile purchase?

Chris
07-08-2006, 19:49:49
OK, bets on when Jeep libertys will be recalled for safety reasons.

KrazyHorse
07-08-2006, 19:51:55
?

Japher
07-08-2006, 19:53:22
they always are

does it have the baby seal eyes for headlights option?

KrazyHorse
07-08-2006, 19:57:51
The engine is a 3.7L V6

Sick

Venom
07-08-2006, 20:22:26
Did it come with a spare vagina? What a girl SUV.

Teh Liberty iz gay.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-08-2006, 21:12:37
French jeep?

mr_G
07-08-2006, 21:38:46
Originally posted by Venom
Did it come with a spare vagina? What a girl SUV.
Teh Liberty iz gay. :lol:

Japher
07-08-2006, 23:48:12
Did you ever see that add for the car called "The Mistress"?

notyoueither
08-08-2006, 05:19:10
It doesn't have seal-skin seat covers?

Fer shame!!!!

KrazyHorse
08-08-2006, 12:38:30
Originally posted by Venom
Did it come with a spare vagina? What a girl SUV.

Teh Liberty iz gay.

Good, because it's my fiancee's car.

My car is going to stay the 92 Toyota Camry.

Somehow, I think I'm getting the short end of the stick...

JM^3
08-08-2006, 12:59:10
lol

is it a big SUV?

anycase, I am sure it will be a lot of use in Baltimore!

JM

Spartak
08-08-2006, 13:37:12
I'm sure there is no chance of it getting keyed either.

King_Ghidra
08-08-2006, 13:51:03
Claw marks perhaps

KrazyHorse
08-08-2006, 13:53:00
Originally posted by Spartak
I'm sure there is no chance of it getting keyed either.

Good thing people aren't as big douchebags here as they are in Kreplakistan where you guys live :beer:

Lurker the Second
08-08-2006, 14:28:31
Originally posted by KrazyHorse

Somehow, I think I'm getting the short end of the stick...

Nope, that would be your g/f.

King_Ghidra
08-08-2006, 14:55:55
meow

Drekkus
08-08-2006, 16:29:09
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Nope, that would be your g/f. :confused: :hmm: :gotit: :lol:

MDA
08-08-2006, 20:31:48
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Nope, that would be your g/f.

Beat me to it! :lol:

Oerdin
08-08-2006, 21:22:47
The SUV in question:
http://www.dancewithshadows.com/auto/images/jeep-liberty-crd.jpg

Oerdin
08-08-2006, 21:24:51
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
French jeep?

Ironically, it used to be. AMC, of which Jeep was part, was purchased by Renault in the early 1980's and Renault was majority owned by the French state at the time.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-08-2006, 07:16:32
It also looks like an uglier version of the Renault Kangoo:

http://www.difflock.com/buyersguide/newcars/renault-trekka/trekka-main.jpg

mr_G
09-08-2006, 07:54:15
i think a suv is suf

Funko
09-08-2006, 08:13:07
Do you think a Muf is a Muv?

mr_G
09-08-2006, 08:14:23
no man Muf is supahkewl
did you know yhey had a great song called BBB's?

that one is a great hit in Rotterdammit

Drekkus
09-08-2006, 08:40:09
Oh, the stuttersong