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Oerdin
05-08-2006, 21:09:47
A wave of hysteria is sweeping Austria over a spider who's venom isn't even strong enough to kill someone. What wussies; no wonder they haven't won any world wars. :bouncmsk:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5244840.stm

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-08-2006, 21:11:19
Hey, we did in 1714. :mad:

Koshko
05-08-2006, 21:29:13
Well its pretty looking at least.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41964000/jpg/_41964986_spiderap203body.jpg

Greg W
06-08-2006, 00:10:50
1714? Was that World War 1/2?

paiktis22
06-08-2006, 00:34:23
World War Alpha

zmama
06-08-2006, 03:03:54
Was that the war over who invented the sachertorte ?

Oerdin
06-08-2006, 03:08:13
No, but I do think we should declare war on the Austrians for inventing those nasty little Vienna sausages.

RoboCon
06-08-2006, 03:17:05
Hello there! I see you are discussing World war. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Oerdin's liberal-loving European friends are worth two in the bush. Why does the Austrian intelligentsia deny that these monster are starting to notice the illegal immigrants? When we defeat these Bavarian fruitcakes, the joyful epiphany of ethical values will transcend modern man's celebration.

Tony Blair has made life easy enough for these Austrians. No more. Arrest them all. Pay for it by eliminating waste in police stations. 9-11 changed everything. Greg W needs to come off his hard-left stance that Halliburton's contract will cripple the homeless.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-08-2006, 18:12:35
Originally posted by Greg W
1714? Was that World War 1/2?

Nope, WW I. Or maybe II.

Oerdin
06-08-2006, 20:01:16
Tehnically it probably was the real WW1 or WW2, however, it seems some other wars have already copyrighted that name. ;)

Oerdin
06-08-2006, 20:04:23
http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061A.html

That's our local uber spider. It's venom is very toxic but the spiders only inject a little with each bite so that few people actually die. In any event the Australians seem to have a lock on all the really cool deadly wildlife.