View Full Version : Those wussy Austrians.

05-08-2006, 21:09:47
A wave of hysteria is sweeping Austria over a spider who's venom isn't even strong enough to kill someone. What wussies; no wonder they haven't won any world wars. :bouncmsk:


Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-08-2006, 21:11:19
Hey, we did in 1714. :mad:

05-08-2006, 21:29:13
Well its pretty looking at least.


Greg W
06-08-2006, 00:10:50
1714? Was that World War 1/2?

06-08-2006, 00:34:23
World War Alpha

06-08-2006, 03:03:54
Was that the war over who invented the sachertorte ?

06-08-2006, 03:08:13
No, but I do think we should declare war on the Austrians for inventing those nasty little Vienna sausages.

06-08-2006, 03:17:05
Hello there! I see you are discussing World war. Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Oerdin's liberal-loving European friends are worth two in the bush. Why does the Austrian intelligentsia deny that these monster are starting to notice the illegal immigrants? When we defeat these Bavarian fruitcakes, the joyful epiphany of ethical values will transcend modern man's celebration.

Tony Blair has made life easy enough for these Austrians. No more. Arrest them all. Pay for it by eliminating waste in police stations. 9-11 changed everything. Greg W needs to come off his hard-left stance that Halliburton's contract will cripple the homeless.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-08-2006, 18:12:35
Originally posted by Greg W
1714? Was that World War 1/2?

Nope, WW I. Or maybe II.

06-08-2006, 20:01:16
Tehnically it probably was the real WW1 or WW2, however, it seems some other wars have already copyrighted that name. ;)

06-08-2006, 20:04:23

That's our local uber spider. It's venom is very toxic but the spiders only inject a little with each bite so that few people actually die. In any event the Australians seem to have a lock on all the really cool deadly wildlife.