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HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 02:56:43
Jon was mean today and Venom and I believe Arlanna will be beating his ass soon.

Would you like a video?

Venom
04-08-2006, 02:59:12
With slow motion punches to the face.

HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 03:00:13
This could become the next star wars kid video.

Venom
04-08-2006, 03:02:45
Jon could become an internet star.

HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 03:07:05
Arlanna just told me that he would kick jon's ass like "Lee did".

I take it some guy named Lee beat your ass jon?

Venom
04-08-2006, 03:11:07
Word on the street is that he kicked your ass with his flip flop.

Havoc
04-08-2006, 03:19:52
Miller you're a fat bitch cocksucker! The next time I see you I'm gonna punch you in your shit stained face. And then I'm going to split your belly open, and when everyone sees the fat bloated corpse of Sam Kinison inside, they'll know you're not the vegetarian you claim to be. When that's over I'm going to slice your face off and splice on the face of Karri Strug, so you look on the outside how you feel on the inside, you Bella Karolyi humping cunt muscle. With the money I make from the video, I'm going to buy some Vienna sausges and feed them to your mom while I fucker her in the trailor. And to top it all off, I'll give her a cleveland steamer with a dairy queen swirl.

Venom
04-08-2006, 03:23:55
Cleveland steamer!

Justicebork
04-08-2006, 03:30:30
http://www.t-shirtexpo.com/upload_files/image_51.jpg

Koshko
04-08-2006, 04:05:06
It would be comical.

JM^3
04-08-2006, 04:25:35
My germanish says yes.

JM

Vincent
04-08-2006, 05:03:49
Nooooo

Cruddy
04-08-2006, 07:41:54
Wouldn't it be funnier if Venom's hand broke during the attempt?

mr_G
04-08-2006, 07:43:27
no and no

Funko
04-08-2006, 08:00:34
Who's Arlanna?

King_Ghidra
04-08-2006, 08:05:35
sounds like an internet geek

Funko
04-08-2006, 08:14:23
I think it's the name of the Pirate Network.

:nervous:

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 09:13:16
Originally posted by Funko
Who's Arlanna? And where's he/she?

Lancer
04-08-2006, 11:31:55
Violence is NOT the answer

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 11:32:51
is there really ever an answer to anything?

C.G.B. Spender
04-08-2006, 11:33:35
Hm. Yes. Or no. Dunno

Funko
04-08-2006, 11:35:05
Originally posted by Lancer
Violence is NOT the answer

What word, beginning with V, means physical force exerted for the purpose of violating, damaging, or abusing?

C.G.B. Spender
04-08-2006, 11:36:32
Vernichtung!

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 11:37:25
Vandalism

Funko
04-08-2006, 11:37:32
Wrong, it was Verkaufen.

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 11:39:00
What word, start with 'S' and ending with 'peren', stands for going at it at full force?

Funko
04-08-2006, 11:40:03
Is it Spoon as written by MrG?

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 11:41:05
no

C.G.B. Spender
04-08-2006, 11:44:09
Speren?

Funko
04-08-2006, 11:46:36
Don't be ridiculous

Lancer
04-08-2006, 11:54:17
V i o l e n c e


is the answer in this PaRtIcUlAr case

:shoot: Not the answer

:love: The answer

:bash: Not the answer

:heart: The answer

mr_G
04-08-2006, 12:05:50
Originally posted by Funko
Is it Spoon as written by MrG? :lol:

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 12:16:10
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Speren? No, stoofperen!

mr_G
04-08-2006, 12:54:21
adolf stoofperen?

Drekkus
04-08-2006, 13:11:48
Albert Stoofpeer

Chris
04-08-2006, 13:51:50
Originally posted by Havoc
Miller you're a fat bitch cocksucker! The next time I see you I'm gonna punch you in your shit stained face. And then I'm going to split your belly open, and when everyone sees the fat bloated corpse of Sam Kinison inside, they'll know you're not the vegetarian you claim to be. When that's over I'm going to slice your face off and splice on the face of Karri Strug, so you look on the outside how you feel on the inside, you Bella Karolyi humping cunt muscle. With the money I make from the video, I'm going to buy some Vienna sausges and feed them to your mom while I fucker her in the trailor. And to top it all off, I'll give her a cleveland steamer with a dairy queen swirl. Wow, gymnastic references, high qualty abuse there.

HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 15:07:06
Well I think the decision has been made. Jon needs his ass kicked!

Funko
04-08-2006, 15:08:18
No, I suck is winning...

HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 15:12:58
Thats like saying Bush has good ratings because 35% of people believe he is doign a good or excellent job and all the other catagories are each below 35%.

Bush should be impeached 20%
Bush is a smacktard 30%
Bush sucks 15%

Fox news- More people say Bush is doign a great or amazing job than say anything else!!!


So, are you saying that Jon miksler is just as popular as GWB?

Funko
04-08-2006, 15:19:42
Don't blame me, the poll sucks.

Funko
04-08-2006, 15:25:04
Hey, you can see Jon Miller talk!

http://apolyton.net/misc/

If you can face watching 8 1/2 of the most tedious and badly shot video ever to get to it...

Edit: it's the top video... walk to BGH...

Lurker the Second
04-08-2006, 15:44:48
How the hell is "No, I suck" winning?

Chris
04-08-2006, 15:47:48
Because there was no 'Lurker sucks' option.

King_Ghidra
04-08-2006, 15:48:50
which nerd is JM?

the old lady?

Funko
04-08-2006, 15:52:54
At one point at the beginning his name flashes up over him...

King_Ghidra
04-08-2006, 16:18:31
i watched that bit and didn't see him...let's try again...

DanQ is the moderator nazi right...

Zopper?! My god! i've lost all respect for him...

...Jon Miller! at last! He's like, a normal looking guy!

But Jon, WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR COPY OF AXIS & ALLIES IN THE CAR?!?!!

JM^3
04-08-2006, 16:37:13
I ended up going back and getting it later

JM

JM^3
04-08-2006, 16:48:03
and that was an attrocious video...

man, do I really sound like that? I sounded like such a nerd.

Jon Miller

devilmunchkin
04-08-2006, 17:53:01
is this poly drama?

Colon
04-08-2006, 18:04:56
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
...Jon Miller! at last! He's like, a normal looking guy!

"normal looking guy" as "your average American shore-whale"?

JM^3
04-08-2006, 18:10:41
I am trying to lose weight.. have lost 30 pounds or so actually

might be up a bit, have been on vacation for a bit

but, I am almost down (or was..) to average BMI..

Jon Miller

Scabrous Birdseed
04-08-2006, 18:50:03
Originally posted by Funko
If you can face watching 8 1/2

What have you got against Fellini anyway?

Colon
04-08-2006, 19:45:09
Originally posted by JM^3
I am trying to lose weight.. have lost 30 pounds or so actually

might be up a bit, have been on vacation for a bit

but, I am almost down (or was..) to average BMI..

Jon Miller

Context please! Context! Average American BMI? Average Japanese BMI? Average Ethiopian BMI?

HelloKitty
04-08-2006, 21:28:39
Average hippo BMI.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
04-08-2006, 21:54:55
Originally posted by JM^3
man, do I really sound like that? I sounded like such a nerd.

You mean you're not?!

JM^3
04-08-2006, 21:56:57
BMI as listed as average in the US.. probably a bit high. And doesn't consider fat%, which mine is high (I have very little muscle).

It looks like BMI is just defined... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index

JM

JM^3
04-08-2006, 21:58:32
My BMI was 25.1 last week.. now body fat % is more important..

JM

devilmunchkin
04-08-2006, 22:07:31
i keep forgetting jm is john miller...
why am i supposed to punch him again? can't we just tickle him like mr g?

Chris
04-08-2006, 22:14:18
mr g piddles in his pants when tickled.

HelloKitty
05-08-2006, 06:58:52
Jon, I hear tell that you sleep in a certain position.

Face down ass up.


Any truth to this vile rumour going around the internet counterglow eve-online talk channel?

notyoueither
05-08-2006, 07:05:27
You seem to have a peculiar interest in young Miller, Kitty.

Is there anything you'd like to tell us?

Funko
07-08-2006, 08:07:00
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
What have you got against Fellini anyway?
World's Worst Pasta.

King_Ghidra
07-08-2006, 08:11:24
kitty wants to strap-on rape jm in his sleep

MattHiggs
07-08-2006, 09:03:02
:brwncard:

Oerdin
07-08-2006, 15:38:25
Originally posted by JM^3
I am trying to lose weight.. have lost 30 pounds or so actually

might be up a bit, have been on vacation for a bit

but, I am almost down (or was..) to average BMI..

Jon Miller

Good for you, man. ;)

notyoueither
08-08-2006, 05:23:59
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
kitty wants to strap-on rape jm in his sleep

In a jeep?

HelloKitty
08-08-2006, 05:56:24
Jon could sleep through that?

notyoueither
08-08-2006, 06:42:40
Feed him enough bourbon and he could likely sleep through the second coming.

King_Ghidra
08-08-2006, 07:56:43
ah a multiple orgasm

Venom
08-08-2006, 13:28:52
Serious ass pirating stamina.