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01-08-2006, 20:37:59
Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Two Jews found the same penny.

Actual Names of Towns:

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Bastard (Norway)
Twatt (Shetland, UK)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Shafter (California, USA)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Donk (Belgium)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall,UK)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Stains (Near Paris,France)
Turdo (Romania)
Fukum (Yemen)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Tittybong (Australia)
Dikshit (India)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)

02-08-2006, 10:16:54
now THAT's funnneeeeeeh

02-08-2006, 10:51:17
you/they forgot the famous Fucking (Austria) and Bitche (France)

02-08-2006, 10:52:37
What does the anti-semetic joke have to do with the funny city names?

02-08-2006, 10:55:03

and when I think of anti-semitism, I think of something else than a trivial joke

here for instance we could have the same joke with Scots or Genuans (people from Genova), both famed in jokes for their avarice, but none would then label it as anti-scot or anti-genuan

02-08-2006, 12:22:45
or the dutch!!!! pleeeeeeease! the dutch!

02-08-2006, 13:13:03

Nills Lagerbaak
02-08-2006, 13:49:59
got another good anti-semetic joke.

Why on earth did they shape a 50p that way???

So that it could be prised from the fist of a jew, with a spanner.

02-08-2006, 14:35:20
by the sea side, a guy is drowing fast ... his Jewish mother, on the shore, runs around yelling "HELP HELP, my son -who is a doctor- is drowning!"

02-08-2006, 16:53:27
there is an actual Hell somewhere in the US but i forgot what state

02-08-2006, 17:14:05
this one? (http://www.hell2u.com/)

02-08-2006, 17:25:48
there's a Hell in the Caymen Islands

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-08-2006, 19:04:39
Brown Willy isn't a town, and nor is Lord Berkeley's Knob . They're hills.

I'm surprised Sheshatshit didn't make the list.