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Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:25:38
1- He rescues kittens from marshes and rocky ledges.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:26:14
2- He looks great in denim.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:27:30
3- He is a direct descendent of Genghis Khan, via the line that's widely accepted by geneologists and historians to be the grooviest.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:28:43
4- He can whip up a decent curry using nothing more than fircones and the honest tears of a man.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:29:44
5- He taught Mother Theresa everything she knew about looking after lepers, and kickboxing.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:36:10
6- He invented the little key thing used to bleed air pockets out of domestic radiators.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 15:38:56
7- If you translated his name into Coptic, it would sound like "Sex Tractor".

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 19:09:22
8- He is directly responsible for the three greatest breakthroughs in fashion- leather ties, safety ties for flip-flops, and the Mullet.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 19:10:23
9- We've never met, and I only ever hang out with losers.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 19:11:51
10- When briskly rubbed with a baize cloth, he exudes a faint scent of cinnamon.

Koyaanisqatsi
29-07-2006, 19:14:38
Shouldn't there be something about Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel in there?

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2006, 19:21:34
Are they as great as Vincent?

Vincent
29-07-2006, 20:06:30
I am Vin Diesel . And, of course, the swedish singer Harpo from the 70s

Chris
29-07-2006, 23:35:31
11- and he looks like the American comedian Harpo

Colon
30-07-2006, 21:27:04
Incidentally, the American comedian Harpo looking like Vincent is #1 in the "Why Harpo is great" list.

Oerdin
31-07-2006, 03:17:45
12 - He doesn't kick seagulls unless no one is looking.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-07-2006, 16:42:53
13- And when he does, he can put a real "Beckham special" curve on them.

Japher
31-07-2006, 16:46:35
14 - he can sleep without a nighlight... but he CHOOSES not to

Funko
01-08-2006, 08:19:24
15 - If he was writing this entry it'd be funny.

mr_G
01-08-2006, 08:39:03
16 - he is no vin diesel - FACT!!!

Chris
01-08-2006, 08:52:06
17 - He can make mr g laugh just by posting - FACT!

Vincent
01-08-2006, 09:06:23
Hm, that's a reason why mr_g is great

Chris
01-08-2006, 09:23:36
Depends on POV.

mr_G
01-08-2006, 10:32:00
frog's eye view in my case

MDA
01-08-2006, 11:20:33
he keeps a webcam with dirty pictures

mr_G
01-08-2006, 11:43:29
i want a webcam wizzzz dirty pictures tooo

Oerdin
01-08-2006, 12:19:28
18 - Vincent is kind enough to give a curtousy flush so he doesn't stink up the whole bathroom.

zmama
01-08-2006, 12:27:07
19- he befriends evil imperialists

mr_G
01-08-2006, 13:01:12
20 - twenty

Vincent
01-08-2006, 13:04:21
Twente?

Tizzy
01-08-2006, 13:05:45
Tweet

MoSe
02-08-2006, 07:04:18
Originally posted by Vincent
Twente?
Ente-trente-quarante

MoSe
02-08-2006, 07:05:51
21 - after Peter and whoever else, it was about time that the world had a Vincent The Great