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Lazarus and the Gimp
20-07-2006, 13:18:49
I've just arranged a vasectomy. This means the following unpleasantries are looming-

1- "Ensure the pubic and scrotal areas are clean shaven".

2- Actually getting my bits'n'pieces sliced open and mucked about.

3- Providing at least two semen samples.

KrazyHorse
20-07-2006, 13:25:54
I don't see the problem with 3.

Just make sure she remembers to spit instead of swallowing.

King_Ghidra
20-07-2006, 13:32:06
i take it you supply the semen sample post-op

Japher
20-07-2006, 13:38:27
my brother-in-law got one

word of advice: no heavy lifting

paiktis22
20-07-2006, 13:40:04
is it reversible?

Japher
20-07-2006, 13:43:56
yes

Venom's Boss
20-07-2006, 14:26:30
I speak on behalf of the human gene pool when I say - "thanks"

KrazyHorse
20-07-2006, 14:35:59
Originally posted by Japher
yes

That's misleading. It's sometimes reversible. People who "reverse" their vasectomies have a significantly increased difficulty in conceiving relative to those who have never undergone a vasectomy.

That being said, after I've knocked up my fiancee a couple times (say in 10 years) I'll probably go get one.

JM^3
20-07-2006, 14:44:17
There was this couple in Oregon that had one child with the dude having a vasectomie.. so they started using a condom in addition to the vasectomie.. and they had an additional child...

JM
(or something like that)
(I assume they tested if he was the father before telling the story to the newspapers)

Funko
20-07-2006, 14:46:02
PRAISE THE LORD! THE SECOND COMING! (TWICE!)

Resource Consumer
20-07-2006, 14:51:35
a snip at half the price

King_Ghidra
20-07-2006, 15:52:53
Originally posted by JM^3

(I assume they tested if he was the father before telling the story to the newspapers)

:lol:

'Miracle of miracles! Not only do i have two kids since my vasectomy, but one is a ginger and one's black!'

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-07-2006, 19:07:37
Originally posted by JM^3
There was this couple in Oregon that had one child with the dude having a vasectomie.. so they started using a condom in addition to the vasectomie.. and they had an additional child...

JM
(or something like that)
(I assume they tested if he was the father before telling the story to the newspapers)

Wouldn't the smart thing to do be sue the original doctor for child support, and then go get another vasectomy?