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Diss
18-07-2006, 08:35:05
What are they and how do they work? This is a serious question btw. :). I'm mainly interested in figuring out what a woman wants.

Tizzy
18-07-2006, 08:37:41
The same way you'd figure out what a man wants - ask.

Diss
18-07-2006, 08:43:50
and they all say they want a sensitive guy. :lol:

King_Ghidra
18-07-2006, 08:55:19
do they?

Funko
18-07-2006, 09:13:03
By "a sensitive guy" do they just mean "not Diss"?

Diss
18-07-2006, 10:24:41
maybe that is it.

Greg W
18-07-2006, 10:26:51
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes.

Easy!

Greg W
18-07-2006, 10:27:22
OTOH:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

Ginfizwithatwist
18-07-2006, 10:59:53
Ok, speaking from a girly POV, the above list just about got it right- obviously you need to be all things to all women dagnammit! :rolleyes: :lol:,
but for my part I'd have to diagree with:
5. - have one of my own already- don't need another
46- Gawd absolutely no- I'd never take a bloke shopping with me - complete carnage! :nervous:
48- Not essential for me- I'd rather be happy and fair to middling in the money stakes than have a really rich BF, as wealth can aslo bring arrogance (i may be in a minority here tho!)
50- Oh purleeze as if thats ever gonna happen- it's simply not built into a blokes psych not to look at other women- window shopping is ok as long as you don't go in and buy! ( I wouldn't expect not to look at other blokes so why should i expect the same for a fella?) :clueless:
51-53 applies only if dating a trophy GF- the rest of us have jobs and are busy with life in general and hopefully of a sound enough mind not to be so demanding it actually drives you away! :vom:

But you forgot one thing on the list that I am surprised wasn't at the top:
50a- dispose of and never have any type of porn ever again!- I also disagree with this one for similar reasons as 50- infact I would consider it abnormal if a fella of mine didn't have any porn mags as long as it didn't turn into a complete addiction! - ( i may also be in a minority on this one too!) :cute:

Greg W
18-07-2006, 11:09:09
:lol: From that response, I almost think you took that list seriously. :lol:

Ginfizwithatwist
18-07-2006, 11:19:04
Oh purleeze - as if, no-one's that perfect !!! :lol:

Thats why i added the emoticons as it did look as tho i was serious, i have an ironic sense of humor and it sometimes does'nt come over so well when typed, but those that know me at CG - would known it was all tongue in cheek :D

Greg W
18-07-2006, 11:34:41
Cheeky wench, adding the emoticons afterwards. :bash:

Obviously I just don't know you well enough. Mental note to self, don't take anything she says seriously. :D

Funko
18-07-2006, 11:37:09
Originally posted by Greg W
OTOH:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

Did that in Rotterdam, Mr G wasn't so happy about point 1.

Greg W
18-07-2006, 11:38:29
:lol:

Skanky Burns
18-07-2006, 12:39:01
Bet he drank the beer though.

devilmunchkin
18-07-2006, 16:40:46
i don't want to be your mom. I don't want to be your memory. I a guy to be my friend, companion, lover without having to foot the weight of the relationship on my own. Supporting each other emotionally is a two way street so don't dump crap on the woman and not be there for her when she needs it. Please be financially independant. Quick wit, sensitivity, humor a plus.

Gary
18-07-2006, 16:50:06
Originally posted by Funko
Mr G wasn't so happy about point 1. Should've known it is rude to point. :cute:

Koshko
18-07-2006, 19:31:23
Women want jerks.

Vincent
18-07-2006, 19:54:20
Hoorah!

Tizzy
18-07-2006, 21:07:07
Originally posted by Koshko
Some women want jerks.

Fixed

devilmunchkin
18-07-2006, 21:14:36
some women are attracted to jerks HOPING they'll change

Tizzy
18-07-2006, 21:16:08
What's the saying?

Women marry men hoping they'll change, and men marry women hoping they won't change.

Fistandantilus
18-07-2006, 21:16:43
Soooo true :D

shagnasty
19-07-2006, 16:31:11
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
some women are attracted to jerks HOPING they'll change

I think it is more, some women are attracted to jerks hoping to change them, and when they do, they bugger off and find another jerk to change.

devilmunchkin
19-07-2006, 17:16:59
amen

MDA
19-07-2006, 17:32:54
Originally posted by Greg W
OTOH:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

One out of two isn't bad!

MDA
19-07-2006, 17:34:30
Some women date "projects" instead of men.

Koshko
19-07-2006, 20:10:01
Women like to bitch about never meeting any nice guys to a nice guy, but they will never actually date that nice guy ...

MDA
20-07-2006, 10:50:41
and guys measure compatablility based only on a woman's physical appearance - FACT!

Gary
20-07-2006, 10:59:03
Not at all. Her father has to own a brewery too.

paiktis22
20-07-2006, 11:02:15
:lol:

Greg W
20-07-2006, 12:46:13
Originally posted by MDA
and guys measure compatablility based only on a woman's physical appearance - FACT! Generalisations all suck!

paiktis22
20-07-2006, 12:53:36
Like all women should

Venom's Boss
20-07-2006, 14:38:47
Something tells me you are all chronic masturbators.

devilmunchkin
20-07-2006, 18:24:37
no, actually.

JM^3
20-07-2006, 18:33:56
I was...

now I only do so once aday

JM

Greg W
21-07-2006, 01:40:29
Originally posted by Venom's Boss
Something tells me you are all chronic masturbators. Something tells me you're the biggest wanker of the lot.

Gibsie
23-07-2006, 13:25:36
Originally posted by JM^3
I was...

now I only do so once aday

JM

Chronic masturbation is an activity that takes all day, so can only be done once a day :bounce:

Oerdin
24-07-2006, 06:16:45
Wank for your health.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

mr_G
24-07-2006, 07:00:22
Originally posted by Funko
Did that in Rotterdam, Mr G wasn't so happy about point 1. :lol: i can't remember point 1 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: orrr i'm still in denial