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Venom
15-07-2006, 13:00:36
This was supposed to be posted yesterday, but because Nav had his head jammed in his ass it has to be today.

I am giving all of you your wish. I am leaving forever! My new job starts on Monday and I'm not going to get fired for posting here. Fuck that.

Enjoy. Who knows when I'll return?

Lurker the Second
15-07-2006, 13:21:55
BEST NEWS EVAH!

Who would have guessed you had it in you to bring such happiness to the masses.

Greg W
15-07-2006, 13:37:55
Give him a month, and he'll be posting here from work.

Colon
15-07-2006, 13:45:30
Originally posted by Venom
My new job starts on Monday and I'm not going to get fired for posting here. Fuck that.

You're such a careerist.

devilmunchkin
15-07-2006, 14:16:38
you'll post during your evenings

DaShi
15-07-2006, 17:03:24
Sadly, my job just doesn't give me time to post. :(

Colon
15-07-2006, 18:09:06
My posting doesn't give me the time to work.

Ginfizwithatwist
16-07-2006, 00:09:32
well if you can't post at work venom maybe you'll get home earlier and get yo ass back in eve at a decent time :lol:

Venom
16-07-2006, 00:33:05
If I get to work from home I can play all day long!

notyoueither
16-07-2006, 00:44:45
This is the worst news I've heard since the end of the plague.

zmama
16-07-2006, 03:45:55
...it can happen to you
if you're....

mr_G
16-07-2006, 10:59:04
so no compu at salad tossing?

alsieboo
16-07-2006, 21:15:24
:o Venom has to find time to post at weekends, it wont be the same if he leaves forever *sheads a tear*

Koshko
16-07-2006, 22:35:46
Well fry cooks generally aren't allowed near the computers.

Venom
17-07-2006, 02:14:06
Let's be honest, this is a good job, so I'll be fired in a few weeks. Then I'll be back. Worse than ever.

Drekkus
17-07-2006, 10:38:03
So what are you going to do there?

Skanky Burns
17-07-2006, 11:19:13
My work blocks this thread. I can load other CG threads, but not this one.

maroule
17-07-2006, 13:23:02
holy shit

now I have to wish for world peace

Japher
17-07-2006, 13:26:00
this is a good start

Caligastia
17-07-2006, 15:16:56
Bummer.

devilmunchkin
17-07-2006, 18:52:11
what does this new job require you to do?

DaShi
17-07-2006, 21:22:00
Guard a little red button.

Venom
17-07-2006, 22:29:40
Day 1 is complete. I am concerned. They require timesheets and fucking around isn't one of the options on the timesheet.

devilmunchkin
17-07-2006, 22:52:34
what options do they give you?

Venom
17-07-2006, 22:56:48
A whole of work related options.

Greg W
18-07-2006, 01:34:47
And I bet they didn't have "Posting on internet forums" as an option either.

JM^3
18-07-2006, 01:42:57
Anything about masturbation?

You might have to think creatively.

JM

Venom
18-07-2006, 02:33:38
When I'm masturbating? Already done.

JM^3
18-07-2006, 03:00:37
no, is anything about masturbation in the options..

and I mean, think creatively about the options

Jon Miller

Oerdin
18-07-2006, 03:15:18
Damn it. He's still posting.

I bet this is all a cunning plot. He gets our hopes up and then dashes them. ;)

Chris
18-07-2006, 03:26:41
I knew it was going to take money top be rid of him.

Skanky Burns
18-07-2006, 07:47:52
And an assassin.

Spartak@CPH
18-07-2006, 09:57:17
Two

Tizzy
18-07-2006, 09:58:49
Beer and porn should do it.

Chris
18-07-2006, 12:01:24
An assasin is cheaper.

Drekkus
18-07-2006, 12:06:56
Did you know there are two asses in assassin?

Caligastia
18-07-2006, 17:15:47
Kind of like half of a four-assed monkey.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/105/4assed_monkey.gif

Venom
19-07-2006, 00:12:04
I will always be here. I think I'm part of the forum software.

Koshko
19-07-2006, 04:40:52
You haven't been fired yet? That's a record!

JM^3
19-07-2006, 05:06:20
Does this mean that you aren't going to quit posting here?

JM

notyoueither
19-07-2006, 06:02:30
No, it means he's a bot.

Colon
19-07-2006, 10:41:13
He's going to pay someone to post in his place.

King_Ghidra
19-07-2006, 10:55:00
well there's only about five standard venom phrases so it won't be too hard

maroule
19-07-2006, 11:32:15
well five sentences when you only have a 15 words vocabulary is pretty good

Funko
19-07-2006, 11:39:17
but fuck is such a flexible word.

Kitsuki
19-07-2006, 11:42:05
Time for Venombot methinks.

Funko
19-07-2006, 11:47:19
You fuck
You fucking fuck
Fuck you
Fuck you you fuck
Fuck you you fucking fuck

ok there's 5 venom sentences with a vocabulary of 2 words.

Colon
19-07-2006, 12:11:32
The full list:

fuck
lazy
kill
murder
beer
surrender-monkeys
fat
ass
retard
enemy
devil
shit
cunt
death
drunk

Tizzy
19-07-2006, 12:16:28
But there's no Venglish in that list :confused:

Drekkus
19-07-2006, 14:00:47
Originally posted by Funko
buttfuck is such a flexible word.

Vincent
19-07-2006, 14:12:38
fuck lazy kill murder beer surrender-monkeys fat ass retard enemy devil shit cunt death drunk

zmama
19-07-2006, 14:16:20
cute fluffy bunnies

Vincent
19-07-2006, 14:18:49
I agree

Venom
19-07-2006, 16:41:35
First post from the new office.

You bitches.

zmama
19-07-2006, 16:58:47
YAY!

Japher
19-07-2006, 17:22:10
you're fired

Venom's Boss
19-07-2006, 17:27:06
You are so fucking fired Venom.

Venom
19-07-2006, 21:05:56
I didn't like this place anyway. Not enough hot chicks.

Chris
19-07-2006, 21:11:32
Welcome back.

How I hate saying that.

DaShi
19-07-2006, 23:16:50
He raised my hopes and then swiftly destroyed them.

Venom
20-07-2006, 00:00:39
I am the dstroyer of hope.

zmama
20-07-2006, 01:04:03
phew...finally some venglish

Venom
20-07-2006, 03:45:41
It's like poetry in motion. Only it's not in motion. It's still on the page. Unless you wiggle the scroll bar.

JM^3
20-07-2006, 04:12:44
I always do.. or highly parts of the page, or click up and down on the pgup/pgdn buttons

JM

Chris
20-07-2006, 11:23:24
Those instructions are too difficult.

Drekkus
20-07-2006, 11:29:38
Originally posted by Venom
First post from the new office.

You bitches. Do they have a policy on private internet use?

Chris
20-07-2006, 11:44:28
Only if we are lucky.

Tizzy
20-07-2006, 11:45:13
We're not.

Chris
20-07-2006, 11:46:04
We never are.

Venom
20-07-2006, 11:52:23
Like I even asked. Living with risk, baby. Living with risk!

Chris
20-07-2006, 11:54:41
You gonna be OK for the draft?

Drekkus
20-07-2006, 11:57:07
Long time since I played Risk.

Kitsuki
20-07-2006, 12:21:06
The onus is on the employer to tell you that... ;)

Venom's Boss
20-07-2006, 14:28:52
I told him right before I fired him. Fair's fair.

Venom
20-07-2006, 16:11:12
Originally posted by Chris
You gonna be OK for the draft?

That...is a very good question. It doesn't look good. I'll have to evaluate that over the weekend. If not, I'll try and put a huge list together.