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George W.
11-07-2006, 14:23:51
Wettened/Moistened - the past tense of having gotten something wet

Gotten - another word for "got"

Freedomize - to give freedom

Cruddy
11-07-2006, 14:25:54
Dub'ying - the act of adding random words to a speech to make it meaningless.

mr_G
11-07-2006, 14:26:35
hello Keith

Resource Consumer
11-07-2006, 14:55:49
hello Mr G

mr_G
11-07-2006, 15:01:44
hello back

George W.
11-07-2006, 15:06:41
who's this Keith fellow?

mr_G
11-07-2006, 15:07:14
he rules
dunno what but he does
lurker knows

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2006, 17:57:58
Moistened is a word.

Christoph
12-07-2006, 18:28:00
lol

Japher
12-07-2006, 18:28:39
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+moistened

Caligastia
12-07-2006, 18:29:47
Embiggen - to make bigger.

Japher
12-07-2006, 18:33:05
good one

cutify - to make cute

Caligastia
12-07-2006, 18:35:01
Piss wah doo - Fuck it.

Koshko
12-07-2006, 20:15:26
Douchebaggery - The act of being a douchebag

Japher
12-07-2006, 20:22:24
Drekkus - an expletive uttered upon learning that smoking teflon pans can be bad for your health

Frozen Frog
12-07-2006, 20:44:54
Redefenestrate. What you do to an asshole who didn't get it the first time.

Caligastia
12-07-2006, 20:55:56
Poojabber - one who jabs poo, usually with a stick.

Japher
12-07-2006, 22:38:50
dude! I so needed such a word!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
12-07-2006, 23:54:51
Presentment. Apparently, it's a real word. What the hell kind of word is 'presentment'?? English sucks.

Frozen Frog
13-07-2006, 00:43:18
The Poo Fighters: Rock Band who used to be known as The Mamas and The Papas.

Immortal Wombat
13-07-2006, 01:43:18
Squoingy: an adjective which describes things which are neither tangible nor abstract.

polybiguous: like ambiguous but more so.

mannier: the opposite of fewer.

twattitude: a measure of twattiness.

Originally posted by Japher
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+moisten
Lose the past tense and it comes up fine.

Tizzy
13-07-2006, 08:19:31
Assumably.
Actually, that shouldn't be, it annoys me every time useless cowie says it.

King_Ghidra
13-07-2006, 08:28:23
Originally posted by Caligastia
Embiggen - to make bigger.

Someone at work sent a helpdesk call on where the helpdesk user claimed the software user could not smallen their windows

Funko
13-07-2006, 08:41:22
Verbinate - turning a noun into a verb.
Verbinator - one who verbs nouns

Fistandantilus
13-07-2006, 11:35:13
Are you trying to make english more difficult to understand than mr_G's gibberish?

Funko
13-07-2006, 11:35:56
Yes

Funko
13-07-2006, 11:36:17
now you know what the G stands for.

Fistandantilus
13-07-2006, 11:40:48
:D

Fergus & The Brazen Car
15-07-2006, 09:13:52
to blair or to bliar (var. spelling, dialect)

to blandly tell lies and disseminate untruths whilst loudly proclaiming one's utter sincerity and genuine Christian faith.

prescotti (from the Italian)

aged small variety of sausage, seems to have a punchy flavour, but taste lasts only a few seconds. High in fat content.


to disemjowell

separate from one's husband for the sake of political or financial expediency


a cameronade (pronounced cameron-AHD)

a disquisition on one's supposedly humble origins; a variety of weak piss

to millington

auto-erotically asphyxiate with citrus fruit


a hoodybuddy

Streetwise Old Etonian

Koyaanisqatsi
15-07-2006, 09:15:51
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
to blair or to bliar (var. spelling, dialect)

to blandly tell lies and disseminate untruths whilst loudly proclaiming one's utter sincerity and genuine Christian faith.
I daresay that other terms with this definition predate this one.

Ginfizwithatwist
15-07-2006, 09:32:17
My fave two combined or made up words are:
Frustrannoying
Biggly ( as opposed to smallen !)

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-07-2006, 09:39:02
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
polybiguous: like ambiguous but more so.



panbiguous- something that has every possible meaning.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-07-2006, 09:40:47
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car

a cameronade (pronounced cameron-AHD)

a disquisition on one's supposedly humble origins; a variety of weak piss



It's also a soliloquy on the merits of stay-at-home parenting by one who went to Eton.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-07-2006, 09:58:18
to miller: to live a life of everyday triviliaty that will instantly turn into major disasters on a weekly basis.

Caligastia
17-07-2006, 14:20:58
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
mannier: the opposite of fewer.


That seems like a word that should mean more man-like. "Your girlfriend is mannier than mine"

Caligastia
17-07-2006, 14:22:16
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Someone at work sent a helpdesk call on where the helpdesk user claimed the software user could not smallen their windows

Ensmallen - opposite of embiggen.:beer:

Caligastia
17-07-2006, 14:26:34
Shouty - when someone is talky loudy and angrified. On the internet you are shouty when you type in all caps.

Japher
17-07-2006, 14:28:39
what are you if you type in all italics?

Japher
17-07-2006, 14:42:46
punalishious - adjective describing a punny conversation.

Caligastia
17-07-2006, 15:09:30
Originally posted by Japher
what are you if you type in all italics?

Annoying.

Japher
18-07-2006, 14:59:04
substinence - no idea what this would be, but my coworker likes to use it

King_Ghidra
18-07-2006, 15:10:09
they must use it in some kind of context, give us a clue

some kind of mash up of substance and subsistence?

King_Ghidra
18-07-2006, 15:11:59
Umbrolly: The thing that keeps the rain off your head

Theasaurus: The commonly refered to prehistoric synonym finder

Japher
18-07-2006, 15:15:38
they must use it in some kind of context, give us a clue

some kind of mash up of substance and subsistence?



she meant to say substance, but wasn't smart enough

she keeps using it!

King_Ghidra
18-07-2006, 15:32:49
fuxed: the state of software after a coder has fixed something

Frozen Frog
18-07-2006, 16:04:36
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
fuxed: the state of software after a coder has fixed something :lol: