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BigGameHunter
08-07-2006, 04:30:54
A fairly clever FORMER employee has posted and ad on Craigslist for a seriously discounted item with my cell phone number (fairly accessible at my work where her boyfriend and some friends still are employed). Needless to say, I've gotten several dozen calls on the item.

I've emailed craigslist and threatened legal action yada yada...but what I'm more interested in is striking back anonymously and quickly so she knows two can play at that game. I don't have her number handy, but I can get it, though it may be traceable how I got it.

Any suggestions? Can I get the ISP address from craigslist if she wasn't smart enough to do it from the library or such? Any real legal avenues I can pursue, or should I just be petty and put baloney on her car?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-07-2006, 04:56:48
Call your cell phone provider and get your number changed. If she can do it once, she can do it forever. Small annoyance for you, to be sure, but eliminates that angle of attack. I wouldn't try to reciprocate if it leaves a paper trail that leads to you - revenge should always be secret and non-traceable.

As far as hypothetical pranks go, sugar in the gas tank is always a party favorite. But I sure wouldn't ever advocate that.

Koshko
08-07-2006, 07:06:08
I say you just set fire to her while she sleeps.

Debaser
08-07-2006, 08:30:09
Go for the old banana up the exhaust pipe trick. I might mean that metaphorically.

HelloKitty
08-07-2006, 09:08:11
Yes there are legal avenues, but PETTY FTW!!!!

Sign her work e-mail up on every porn mailing list you can find.

Order a few sex toy cataloges to her name at the work address. All she needs is to be put on the list.

Go to google and search for "contests" sign her up for everything you can, make sure you supply her real phone number and cell phone number.

Take an empty bottle, fill it with mashed habenaro peppars. Pour enough vodka to cover them (and no more). Let sit for 2 weeks. Strain the vodka. Take a small brush and paint things she touches on her desk with the vodka one night before leaving. Wait until the next time she scratches her eyes, picks her nose, etc. (also funny to put on toilet paper and let dry)

Buy a sharpie and put her name and number on bathroom walls in restrooms listing her as a post op transexual open to anything.

Create a myspace page for her, a creative myspace page. make sure you use an open wifi connection and not something you are linked to.

That should keep you busy a few days.

Just ask if you need more!!!

BigGameHunter
08-07-2006, 18:04:47
Scary, HK.

Christoph
08-07-2006, 19:29:09
Kick him in the balls

Chris
08-07-2006, 21:52:30
You should handle this in an adult manner.

Call homeland security from a payphone and say you saw her with bomb making materials and a BF named abdul.

That should cover it.

fp
08-07-2006, 22:59:24
If case anyone didn't already know that it was a bad idea to annoy HK ... well you do now.

Christoph
08-07-2006, 23:09:06
Originally posted by Christoph
Kick him in the balls

Yeah Christoph that's a well good idea!

Greg W
09-07-2006, 00:39:49
Except it's a her. :lol:

Ginfizwithatwist
09-07-2006, 10:23:23
I'd say make life extremely difficult for her boyfriend and friends in their workplace,as they still work for you (am not sure if they do or you are a colleague)- if you can alienate her and embarras her through her friends and boyfriend so much the better. Make it extremely clear that you will not tolerate such childish behaviour, and make it abundantly clear that if she doesn't stop you will be seeking legal action against her, her boyfriend and her friends as they must have been complicit in the matter- that may shake them up as the fear of having their life and their careers affected can be a powerful motivator.
I feel the "two can play at that game" would only provoke and escalate things and it may become extremely annoying.
The best way may be just to stop her in her tracks. Why is she targetting you anyway?

alsieboo
09-07-2006, 10:41:25
I :heart: you HK

Christoph
09-07-2006, 13:16:14
Originally posted by Greg W
Except it's a her. :lol:


SOME ONE NEEDS TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS

Greg W
09-07-2006, 13:31:29
Well, step up to the plate. :D

BigGameHunter
09-07-2006, 20:04:59
I sent craigslist a cease and desist email and cc'd a law firm. It was deleted "by the owner" within the day.

I am a lot higher on the food chain at work than they are...so I will wait and see if there is further naughtiness and then make some very non-specific, wink-wink, "I know you know I know" references to their impending incarceration if need be.

Waiting for round 2.

Oerdin
10-07-2006, 04:33:32
I suggest slashing her tires. Nothing says revenge like the cost of replacing four tires.

wademachine
10-07-2006, 04:46:23
stick it in her butt

Drekkus
10-07-2006, 09:27:39
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Yes there are legal avenues, but PETTY FTW!!!!

Sign her work e-mail up on every porn mailing list you can find.

Order a few sex toy cataloges to her name at the work address. All she needs is to be put on the list.

Go to google and search for "contests" sign her up for everything you can, make sure you supply her real phone number and cell phone number.

Take an empty bottle, fill it with mashed habenaro peppars. Pour enough vodka to cover them (and no more). Let sit for 2 weeks. Strain the vodka. Take a small brush and paint things she touches on her desk with the vodka one night before leaving. Wait until the next time she scratches her eyes, picks her nose, etc. (also funny to put on toilet paper and let dry)

Buy a sharpie and put her name and number on bathroom walls in restrooms listing her as a post op transexual open to anything.

Create a myspace page for her, a creative myspace page. make sure you use an open wifi connection and not something you are linked to.

That should keep you busy a few days.

Just ask if you need more!!! :lol:
You're evil, HK