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29-06-2006, 12:56:05

_you are so kind with me
_ you are always at my disposal
_always willing when i need you
_affectionate and tender like a good dog
_ you grand me all my caprices. i never have anything to be anrgy at you about
_you are too kind, too generous, too faithful
_too much. too much in everything
_that's why i dont really love you
_ you should be more intragigent with me
_a woman needs to feel that they resist her
_a woman needs to have a MAN. a real man who will dominate her
_ you shoudl react. be more tough
_instead of forgiving me, you should hit me when i'm being unfair with you
_you HIT ME!
_ you took advantage of the woman's weakness. pig. coward. disgusting. have you no shame?
_my god look at my eye.
_go pack your suitcase immidieatly
_i never want to see you again
_... you're really going...?
_right at the moment when you were beggining to understand
_ you leave and then you come back two minutes after?
_ my poorman, you really have no dignity

Greg W
29-06-2006, 13:18:39
It's all Greek to me. ;)

29-06-2006, 13:20:12
actually it's french...

Reizer, suicided himself about 20 years ago

29-06-2006, 13:56:33
no wonder, with such wife


29-06-2006, 14:00:02
that's one of his most modest. he has some even more poignant. a weird but sharp humour. i dint know he killed himself 20 years ago. i thought he was contemporary...!

29-06-2006, 14:14:57
sadly he did, 23 years ago (just checked, and it's Reiser, with an s, not z as I wrote). His tone is indeed very contemporary, very acid, ferocious and pretty deep... he has a cult following here

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-06-2006, 14:26:17
Why? Just standard female behaviour....

29-06-2006, 15:30:54
Originally posted by maroule
and it's Reiser, with an s, not z as I wrote

I know, I didn't want to nitpick you
a true classic

Greg W
30-06-2006, 00:28:56
Originally posted by maroule
actually it's french...Since when has French had all those funny Greek (or Russian) letters? :confused: