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HelloKitty
26-06-2006, 08:52:56
http://www.ci.saint-paul.mn.us/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html?20060325

:D

paiktis22
26-06-2006, 17:05:14
my god

JM^3
26-06-2006, 17:31:34
nsfw?

JM

HelloKitty
26-06-2006, 17:47:21
Look at the URL, its completely safe for work.

Its just mugshots.

JM^3
26-06-2006, 18:06:47
Those are the Johns?

JM

Venom
26-06-2006, 18:11:18
Some scary, old hos in that town.

Lurker the Second
26-06-2006, 18:13:01
linky no worky for me

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-06-2006, 18:19:41
The top one looks like Sean Bean.

alsieboo
26-06-2006, 18:42:59
sexy

JM^3
26-06-2006, 19:05:32
The only prostitute that I have ever picked up in my car didn't look hot. She looked like a normal (actually a bit heavier then she should be) young woman recently out of highschool.

Now she didn't look old and banged up like these broads, but looking where many Prostitutes hang out at, I would imagine it would age you fast.

I am just saying, prostitutes mostly don't look attractive, and age faster then other women too..

Jon Miller
(she stopped me at a gas station after midnight asking me to take her somewhere to cash a check. I took her numerous places that wouldn't cash the personal check made out to her, and than took her back to the hotel (I guess she might not have been a prostitute, pershaps she was just a hotel worker payed by personal check?). I felt bad about it afterwards, thinking that I should have offered her the couch in the place I and Fugue shared to sleep at or something).

JM^3
26-06-2006, 19:07:19
Note, I did see a fairly sexy prostitute at a towny bar one time. Her face was not so great, but she was dressed in a cute nurses outfit that showed her ass.

Jon Miller
(I am once again not sure she was a prostitute, however, she was moving arround different groups of guys, and would go outside (or leave the general bar area) with a different one for ~30 minutes every little bit)

edit: it was halloween night

Venom
26-06-2006, 19:38:32
:lol: Classic Milrel.

Oerdin
26-06-2006, 20:35:26
Jesus Christ! People pay to have sex with those?

alsieboo
26-06-2006, 21:18:53
I would

Koshko
27-06-2006, 02:22:23
Originally posted by Oerdin
Jesus Christ! People pay to have sex with those?

Well I'm sure they are VERY experienced ...

devilmunchkin
27-06-2006, 04:27:59
maybe they're pretty cheap and their clients are pretty desperate.

JM^3
27-06-2006, 04:29:39
Apparently I don't know the meaning of desperate.

JM

devilmunchkin
27-06-2006, 04:30:30
probably not.

JM^3
27-06-2006, 04:31:34
It might be a state of mind..?

Jon Miller

Koshko
27-06-2006, 04:38:25
They have 'the suck cock for coke' look to them.

Asher
27-06-2006, 05:38:11
"Frogtown"? Is that like the French Quarter in New Orleans?

devilmunchkin
27-06-2006, 05:39:03
i say asher post in this thread and had to read..
but he actually didn't say anything outrageous or originally witty like i would have expected from him in this sort of thread. i'm disappointed.

Asher
27-06-2006, 05:40:13
“Mofo” and “Walk On” are polar opposites of style in the same way “Sunday Bloody Sunday” and “Zoo Station” are. “Mofo” is a heavy, very much distorted song filled with “foreign”, atypical sounds. The introduction sounds more like a techno song than a U2 song as it is upbeat, and gives off a “crazy” feeling with its arrangement – it’s chaotic, but strangely melodic. There is some kind of higher-pitched wailing occurring in the background that somewhat reminds me of a girl or a woman screaming. When Bono’s vocals start, his voice is very subdued and raspy in a low key, and after every phrase, the wailing returns. The song has very heavy beats that are somewhat jarring when I first heard the sound, and their volume is mixed up very loudly so as to somewhat muffle Bono’s vocals. This seems to signify that Bono is caught in a chaotic setting with people suffering, but he’s rather calmly, coolly, and quietly, like he’s a badass who doesn’t seem to care.

TO BE CONTINUED

devilmunchkin
27-06-2006, 05:43:11
you use "like" alot.

JM^3
27-06-2006, 05:44:09
He lived in cali for a while.

JM

Asher
27-06-2006, 05:45:46
Twice?

It's not an English essay, it's the start of a 700-word response to a question for a joke class from a prof who posts pictures like this on the course website title page:

http://blackboard.ucalgary.ca/courses/1/P2006MUHL30918L20/gopher_U2.jpg

Asher
27-06-2006, 05:47:48
Yarr, need to be logged in to see it.

devilmunchkin
27-06-2006, 05:49:29
edit:works now

but it's still not the witty remark i was hoping for.

"this cow disappoints me"

Gibsie
28-06-2006, 00:37:47
Oh man, I posted a thread with this link in another forum I post at with the truly outrageous addendum, "I wouldn't hit it even for free!". This is one of the responses:
"Some of you are fucking idiots. Especially you, Gibsie. They're prostitutes because they're desperate for money, I don't see how attractiveness is an issue. No, it's not supposed to be funny, and not in a sarcastic way, and not as internet humour either."

That applies to all of you as well. Hang your heads in shame like the descipable heathens you are.

Provost Harrison
28-06-2006, 10:49:11
What a yummy bunch :vom:

Ginfizwithatwist
28-06-2006, 10:59:33
nasty

King_Ghidra
28-06-2006, 11:31:12
Originally posted by Gibsie
Oh man, I posted a thread with this link in another forum I post at with the truly outrageous addendum, "I wouldn't hit it even for free!". This is one of the responses:
"Some of you are fucking idiots. Especially you, Gibsie. They're prostitutes because they're desperate for money, I don't see how attractiveness is an issue. No, it's not supposed to be funny, and not in a sarcastic way, and not as internet humour either."

That applies to all of you as well. Hang your heads in shame like the descipable heathens you are.

:lol:

Provost Harrison
28-06-2006, 11:57:17
I wonder which forum that could possible be :cute:

Gibsie
28-06-2006, 12:03:25
Well it's not Poly (No-one's that anal at Poly, I'm sure we all agree!), so I don't know what other forum you might think it could be...

King_Ghidra
28-06-2006, 12:29:45
I should add, when i saw this thread title i thought it was going to be a new NCSoft mmorpg

self biased
29-06-2006, 18:36:48
Originally posted by alsieboo
I would

you need to lower your standards further.

Provost Harrison
29-06-2006, 22:25:40
Originally posted by Gibsie
Well it's not Poly (No-one's that anal at Poly, I'm sure we all agree!), so I don't know what other forum you might think it could be...

Actually I thought it was going to be poly...I wouldn't be at all surprised by that kind of response from some of the more fuckwitted posters who are present on there...

alsieboo
30-06-2006, 20:08:10
Originally posted by self biased
you need to lower your standards further.

I thought they were as low as they could be already, guess I was wrong :(

Koshko
30-06-2006, 20:33:43
Originally posted by alsieboo
I thought they were as low as they could be already, guess I was wrong :(


Lets test. Would you do me? Vemon? Funko?

Oerdin
30-06-2006, 22:39:20
Oh, the humanity!

(Que that picture)

devilmunchkin
30-06-2006, 23:36:33
Originally posted by Koshko
Lets test. Would you do me? Vemon? Funko?
i think she could go lower than that.

Koshko
01-07-2006, 04:30:16
Originally posted by Oerdin
Oh, the humanity!

(Que that picture)


How about this picture?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/dasher4/hugh-manatee2.jpg

Immortal Wombat
01-07-2006, 05:30:53
hughgong?

HelloKitty
01-07-2006, 16:22:13
ACK! The smoking gun has lots of shots, some scary as this one!!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0630062strip10.html

Koshko
01-07-2006, 20:45:29
Haha I remember that pic. We were wondering what happened to her eye. The best pics from there are the ones that look like they are really happy. They are like "Look at me everyone. I'm a prostitute! Tehe". Like this girl:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0630062strip19.html