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Christoph
18-06-2006, 19:45:20
Fred stoled from another forum I'm a regular from, and many laughs came out of that.

Anyway, it originated from this guy having a wank in his girlfriends bedroom whilst she was in the bathroom. Sketchy if she caught him because it'd be all like "Why would you want to do that when you could do me!?"

So post senarios/ideas of dangerous/stunt acts of self pleasures.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:06:40
yeah, if you have a girlfreind who wants some.. why not do her instead of wank?

I don't understand that...

Jon Miller

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:07:32
I don't see anything or hear anything, so I don't know why it would be nsfw

in other news, maybe I am so down on wanking because I have done it so many times the last ~14 years

Jon Miller

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-06-2006, 20:07:47
Curiously enough, a young woman has just e-mailed me a photo of a man holding the penis of a killer whale.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:10:20
That is very curious... do you often have young women email you bestiality porn?

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-06-2006, 20:11:36
It's not bestiality porn. I think the bloke is a vet.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:12:15
Oh... Is the young woman a vet?

Jon Miller

Christoph
18-06-2006, 20:12:28
HAHA!!

Doing it in a lift. Either totally isolated or everyone can see!

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-06-2006, 20:13:20
In any event, I think that killer whales are an animal that it's best not to attempt bestiality porn with- alongside wolverines and swarms of hornets.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:13:56
Doing it in class when a movie is being played. Doing it in the Library. Doing it at an industrial plant (like a cannery).

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-06-2006, 20:14:02
Originally posted by JM^3
Oh... Is the young woman a vet?

Jon Miller

No- a pharmacist. And a Sikh.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:15:23
Hmm, I don't know much about Sikhs I will admit.

I have seen insect porn.

Jon Miller

Christoph
18-06-2006, 20:20:40
Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there.

JM^3
18-06-2006, 20:32:09
Doing it in the car. Doing it with people in the same room.

We are talking about things we have done or thought of doing right?

Jon Miller

Christoph
18-06-2006, 20:36:36
yeah, anything like that

Doing it whilst parachuting!!

"Oh no a bird shat on me"

Kitsuki
19-06-2006, 07:03:17
Originally posted by Christoph
Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there.

Been a little while since most of the peeps here lived at home... ;)

shagnasty
19-06-2006, 07:11:37
*fap**fap**fap*Doing it now?*fap**fap**fap*Whilst at work*fap**fap**fap*

Christoph
19-06-2006, 18:38:49
Back seat on a bus

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-06-2006, 06:46:16
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Been a little while since most of the peeps here lived at home... ;)

No reason why you can't invite your folks over and try this anyway. :bounce:

Drekkus
20-06-2006, 09:33:56
Originally posted by Christoph
Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there. I think I can handle that. It would take her around 45 minutes to drive the 65 km to my house and climb the stairs.

King_Ghidra
20-06-2006, 13:00:53
so you could just chill for 44 min 30 sec then

Drekkus
20-06-2006, 14:15:23
30 second wanks?

mr_G
20-06-2006, 14:17:36
britts!!!!

Christoph
20-06-2006, 21:08:23
At least we get it up, unlike those freeky deeky dutch, too much weed :p