View Full Version : I hate cars

Skanky Burns
14-06-2006, 11:43:13
Two weeks ago my car was due for a service. It also decided to start leaking both oil and water, and hence cost me a large sum of money to repair.

Then it got hit by a truck.



Lady Luck, being the skanky bitch that she is, decided that wasn't enough. With my car written off, I was driving to work in my girlfriend's car when someone decided that crossing the road in front of me would be fun.



I can't win.

14-06-2006, 11:51:07
and imagine what can we do to you now that we know your car plate numbers....

Skanky Burns
14-06-2006, 11:56:13
Considering they are now written off...

14-06-2006, 11:56:14
you are an excellent driver!!!

14-06-2006, 11:58:19
god. was that person walking across the road Clark Kent by any chance!

Skanky Burns
14-06-2006, 11:59:26
Jes jes I am.

EDIT: That person happened to be in their car at the time.

Actually neither of the accidents were my fault.

14-06-2006, 12:21:21
They crossed the road in front of you, in their car?


I think you want fahren not gehen in that sentence.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-06-2006, 12:23:49
Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I hate cars

Locks more like cars hate you.

14-06-2006, 12:29:57
Originally posted by Funko
I think you want fahren not gehen in that sentence.
Funko began Reading in tongues.... :eek: