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Asher
08-06-2006, 22:14:38
For the second time in two days, I'm sitting in a room that is VERY empty. There are rows and rows of tables and chairs free, all equally configured (power outlets, ethernet, same chairs, etc).

For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)

Now I can overwhelmingly smell that awful stench that tells me the guy is too stupid to live, but incredibly inconsiderate at that.

:gasmaske:

Darkstar
08-06-2006, 22:32:26
You should whip out your handy-dandy assault shotgun and take care of the man yourself and stop whining about it. That's what Venom would do. You aren't going to admit that Venom is more of a man then you, are you?

Asher
08-06-2006, 22:35:55
Venom is all man, I'm half machine.

Darkstar
08-06-2006, 22:38:03
Which half?

Christoph
08-06-2006, 23:31:11
bottom

Immortal Wombat
09-06-2006, 01:58:28
fax machine?

Koshko
09-06-2006, 03:13:55
I'm sure thier lungs will collapse and they'll die in a few days anyway.

Oerdin
09-06-2006, 06:12:40
Originally posted by Asher
For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)

He just thought you had a sexy ass.

MoSe
09-06-2006, 06:51:11
Originally posted by Darkstar
You should whip out your handy-dandy assault shotgun and take care of the man yourself and stop whining about it. That's what Venom would do. You aren't going to admit that Venom is more of a man then you, are you?

he doesn't want to be caught with a smoking shotgun

BTW, funny aversion for an "Asher" nicknamed poster

paiktis22
09-06-2006, 10:29:34
one last cigarette and i go

Venom
09-06-2006, 12:17:14
Since you can't smoke any where near a building these days. Smokers should be made to stay outside at all times. To protect the nostrils of others.

Caligastia
09-06-2006, 14:26:10
No. Smokers outside are annoying too.

Venom
09-06-2006, 14:27:28
On mountaintops then?

Caligastia
09-06-2006, 14:28:09
Make them smoke in their cars with the windows up.

paiktis22
09-06-2006, 14:37:21
that's not healthy

Nills Lagerbaak
09-06-2006, 14:38:24
Yeah, cars destroy the planet and are worse for your lungs than fags.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-06-2006, 16:40:34
Let me get this straight- we now have whinging about people not smoking in the presence of others?

Asher
09-06-2006, 17:52:52
They smell like ass.

Similarly, I will whine about people who don't shower. Only that stench is less strong...

Caligastia
09-06-2006, 18:00:13
In this case it's not the smoking that's the problem, it's the reeking.

Darkstar
09-06-2006, 18:13:39
Originally posted by Caligastia
Make them smoke in their cars with the windows up.

That makes them look cool to all the kids, so we can't have that.

Darkstar
09-06-2006, 18:19:53
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Let me get this straight- we now have whinging about people not smoking in the presence of others?

We've always had people whining about people not smoking in the presence of others. That's how the anti-smoking movement started. Smokers smell horribly and that offends (and makes non-smokers reek slightly when in close association), and when smokers smoke near a non-smoker, they make the non-smoker smell as strongly bad as the smoker. So no smoking anywhere near a non-smoker, then no smoking anywhere near where non-smokers are forced to go (ie, smokers having to be 50 feet away from any door of any building). The goal is to make smokers quit smoking and shoot the nicotine up directly into their veins. Then they won't reek and offend the noses of non-smokers.

Caligastia
09-06-2006, 18:25:47
Why shoot up nicotine when you can chew gum and wear patches?

Darkstar
09-06-2006, 18:37:02
You don't get a nicotine high off the patches or gum.

Frozen Frog
09-06-2006, 18:46:28
Asher hates fags. [ /:gasmaske: ]

Darkstar
09-06-2006, 18:58:22
Asher hates everyone, and smells like ass.

Cruddy
11-06-2006, 21:31:14
Originally posted by Asher
For the second time in two days, I'm sitting in a room that is VERY empty. There are rows and rows of tables and chairs free, all equally configured (power outlets, ethernet, same chairs, etc).

For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)

Now I can overwhelmingly smell that awful stench that tells me the guy is too stupid to live, but incredibly inconsiderate at that.

:gasmaske:

Suggest you practice your projectile vomiting for the next time... or get used to it.

Your call.

Provost Harrison
17-06-2006, 10:52:05
Originally posted by Darkstar
Asher hates everyone, and smells like ass.

That's just his gay pheromones ;)