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HelloKitty
08-06-2006, 19:55:42
Well, this is it. i have less than 24 hours before retarded people murder me while trying to take my gall bladder out.

I want to leave a little something for you all.

To Darkstar, I leave all the words I haven't used yet. www.dictionary.com should help you search them out since I have no time to type them all up.


To Vincent, I leave my dead cold heart that the surgeon will remove thinking its a tumor or some shit. Remember, it once was warm with German love.

To Funko and Tizzy, I leave Ajli. Find that kid and help put him through college.

To JM, I leave my sex stories and memories. No longer will you have to talk about being a wanking virgin all the time, because now you have memories and stoies of nasty lesbian sex.

To the eve players, I leave a laugh in your face. I plan to e-bay the corporation and all your passwords tonight.

To the wow players, I leave the secret WoW account I have been playing for the last month. I have 12 lvl 60s so far. I am starting a new character tonight, but will probbaly only make it to 30 before they kill me, but enjoy...


Finally, I leave MrG my computer and password, that way he can log on both computers and spam twice as fast. Whole threads of him responding dooo di doo to himself.

Vincent
08-06-2006, 20:01:39
I wanted the WoW account!

mr_G
08-06-2006, 20:20:55
woooohoooooooooo now i almost hope you will die

dooooooooooooooooooo
die
dooooooooooooooooooo

Lurker the Second
08-06-2006, 20:34:36
"Almost?" Liar.

Drekkus
08-06-2006, 20:35:25
You should have given the dictionary to paiktis.

paiktis22
08-06-2006, 20:36:38
And looose the magic?

Venom
08-06-2006, 21:10:26
Let's all pray for some massively drunk surgeons.

Christoph
08-06-2006, 21:16:20
:lol:

HelloKitty
08-06-2006, 21:18:19
I have some pink shirts if you want them venom.

JM^3
08-06-2006, 21:32:14
good luck HK

JM
(if you posted your SS to literotica I have probably already read them)

paiktis22
08-06-2006, 21:33:53
I don't know what gall bladder is but good luck

Venom
08-06-2006, 21:49:30
Originally posted by HelloKitty
I have some pink shirts if you want them venom.

Won't fit me. My tits are bigger than yours.

Darkstar
08-06-2006, 22:37:24
That's so sweet!

Good luck HK! Here's hoping to you getting a really good surgeon that has actually attended an a creditted medical school! :beer:

JM^3
09-06-2006, 02:05:17
So you survived?

JM

HelloKitty
09-06-2006, 02:27:11
Jon,

Add 24 hours to this date.

08-06-2006 13:55

JM^3
09-06-2006, 02:28:28
so 17:30 to go?

How are you spending your last hours?

JM

Koshko
09-06-2006, 03:11:12
You should put a chain through it and wear it around your neck.

HelloKitty
09-06-2006, 04:35:38
My last hours are spent shitting since I had to take Mag citrate to clear out my intestines.

JM^3
09-06-2006, 04:37:19
that sounds appropriate

JM

JM^3
09-06-2006, 04:38:47
And there is a word I am trying to think of that would be even better.. but unfortunately words don't pop into my mind until I read thme...

JM

self biased
09-06-2006, 05:17:49
good luck, miss kitty.

Oerdin
09-06-2006, 06:09:52
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Well, this is it. i have less than 24 hours before retarded people murder me while trying to take my gall bladder out.

I want to leave a little something for you all.

To Darkstar, I leave all the words I haven't used yet. www.dictionary.com should help you search them out since I have no time to type them all up.


To Vincent, I leave my dead cold heart that the surgeon will remove thinking its a tumor or some shit. Remember, it once was warm with German love.

To Funko and Tizzy, I leave Ajli. Find that kid and help put him through college.

To JM, I leave my sex stories and memories. No longer will you have to talk about being a wanking virgin all the time, because now you have memories and stoies of nasty lesbian sex.

To the eve players, I leave a laugh in your face. I plan to e-bay the corporation and all your passwords tonight.

To the wow players, I leave the secret WoW account I have been playing for the last month. I have 12 lvl 60s so far. I am starting a new character tonight, but will probbaly only make it to 30 before they kill me, but enjoy...


Finally, I leave MrG my computer and password, that way he can log on both computers and spam twice as fast. Whole threads of him responding dooo di doo to himself.

Fuck you bitch! You didn't leave me shit so I shall shit on your grave and make sure to mock your memory.

Skanky Burns
09-06-2006, 07:22:06
Woohoo! A laugh in (our) face!

shagnasty
09-06-2006, 07:27:29
Good luck HK.

There was a prog. on theBBC t'other night that had an old biddy having her gall bladder out. Guess who done the op? jesjes, it was Eddie from Bottom. YAAAAAY.

MattHiggs
09-06-2006, 07:32:52
I get bloody nothing - typical!

Ginfizwithatwist
09-06-2006, 07:40:29
from this Eve player, one word comes to mind: bastard!

In other news:You know that they now accept veterinary quals or a diploma from the Associated School for Butchers for surgeons these days?
So, wishing you the very best of luck in the Hosp form Hell and if you survive, your Corpmates will hunt you down and gank you whenever you come on-line- remember, in space no-one can hear you scream "Bastards- not again!!!" whilst we all celebrate in channel at a succesful gang hunt!

actually- the very best of luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery - watch out for nurse hatchett- every dept has one!! :)

HelloKitty
09-06-2006, 09:28:01
Well at least they will knock me out. I can't sleep now but that will do it.

HelloKitty
09-06-2006, 09:29:11
Originally posted by shagnasty
Good luck HK.

There was a prog. on theBBC t'other night that had an old biddy having her gall bladder out. Guess who done the op? jesjes, it was Eddie from Bottom. YAAAAAY.

I would watch that show.

http://www.fountain76.freeserve.co.uk/ade/assets/images/db_images/db_eddie1.jpg

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 09:30:46
Originally posted by paiktis22
I don't know what gall bladder is but good luck See! :D

Good luck Kitty.

Venom
09-06-2006, 12:15:01
Originally posted by MattHiggs
I get bloody nothing - typical!

You selfish asshole. She's dying and it's all about you. Just be content with her dying. It's a gift to us all.

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 12:17:22
Originally posted by shagnasty
Good luck HK.

There was a prog. on theBBC t'other night that had an old biddy having her gall bladder out. Guess who done the op? jesjes, it was Eddie from Bottom. YAAAAAY. what?

shagnasty
09-06-2006, 12:23:49
eh-duh-duh-ih-ee huh-ih-tuh-luh-eh-ruh (http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/holbycity/characters/profiles/index.shtml?content/_abra/page1)

He carried out a gall bladder op on a nasty old cow-bag who did nothing but shout abuse at him.

HK has watched Bottom in the past so I knew what she would be on about.:D

Chris
09-06-2006, 12:52:24
I bet she lives and we don't get sqaut.

What a gyp.

maroule
09-06-2006, 12:54:53
before you die, any chance we could get more details/videos about that nasty lesbian sex you are referring to?

Just curious

King_Ghidra
09-06-2006, 14:59:53
you certainly are

mr_G
09-06-2006, 15:31:13
I need a new computer.

get well soon nice kitty

HelloKitty
09-06-2006, 23:42:04
Well, they killed me.

Luckily it was a catholic hospital so they believe int he ocming back from the dead shit.

Now I am a zombie.

And yes, there were more stupid mix ups and mistakes today, none that i know about for the actual operation itself, but I was unconcious.

I wasn't alone though. The guy accross from me in the pre-op area got sent home. Why? A nurse told him he could eat solids up to 6 hours from his operation.

There was something else I wanted to say but the painkillers made me forget.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-06-2006, 06:26:10
See! Still alive. Fucking rip-off merchant.

Vincent
10-06-2006, 07:08:20
Damn, there goes my WoW account

zmama
10-06-2006, 09:38:15
Now you can't play with yourself


oh wait...

Vincent
10-06-2006, 09:41:33
using both hands

Chris
10-06-2006, 09:41:33
Told ya we would get nothing.

Massive gyp.

mr_G
10-06-2006, 11:23:05
Hello Zombie!!!

mr_G
10-06-2006, 11:23:36
isn't your blatter the chief of the fifa?

JM^3
10-06-2006, 21:20:37
I bought all that KY for nothing :cry:

JM

Christoph
10-06-2006, 21:49:55
i found this and it seemed apropriate

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032129/advice1cp.gif

self biased
11-06-2006, 16:19:01
how sweet, and completely inapropriate for here.

DaShi
11-06-2006, 21:58:56
Now the problem is that without a gallbladder, Kitty's not going to be able to hold back as much gall as she usually does. :nervous:

Lady_of_Chicken
15-06-2006, 06:07:20
Glad to hear you made it through! Here's to a good recovery!

devilmunchkin
15-06-2006, 18:37:27
feel better kitty...gotta luv them painkillers