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Drekkus
06-06-2006, 13:35:26
does a Woodpecker sport?

paiktis22
06-06-2006, 13:37:43
if he's fit

Greg W
06-06-2006, 13:38:35
No no no no no no no no no no. Silly Dutch. The quote is...

...would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

(and yes, I await the inevitable 100-0 on this post)

Drekkus
06-06-2006, 13:40:36
yes. But that's not as funny, is it?

mr_G
06-06-2006, 13:42:19
thread of the day!!!

Greg W
06-06-2006, 13:44:34
Must be a slooooooow day.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 13:45:09
go to bed!!!

Drekkus
06-06-2006, 13:45:32
Everyday is a slow day for me.

Greg W
06-06-2006, 13:46:18
Originally posted by mr_G
go to bed!!! Fax you!

Oh, allright... :sleep:

Drekkus
07-06-2006, 11:00:43
Funny how I sometimes find things extremely funny, when other people don't. Or is it one of those worn out old english language jokes?

Gary
07-06-2006, 12:00:50
Just never tried sporting a woodpecker.

Drekkus
07-06-2006, 12:56:29
Did you ever sport a woody?

Greg W
08-06-2006, 00:54:50
My nickname's Woody. And I used to play sport a lot.

Drekkus
08-06-2006, 09:02:45
Ehm, so sporting a woody does not mean having an erection?

MoSe
08-06-2006, 09:12:52
or an Allen pin?

mr_G
08-06-2006, 09:18:56
Originally posted by Drekkus
Funny how I sometimes find things extremely funny, when other people don't. Or is it one of those worn out old english language jokes? that have you again!!!

Venom
08-06-2006, 12:08:01
Would a woodpecker sport wood, or would it peck wood?

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 11:34:48
Or would it sport a woody from pecking wood?

Venom
09-06-2006, 12:18:09
Pecking wood would give you wood, wouldn't it?

MoSe
09-06-2006, 12:56:49
Tiger?

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 13:41:13
Tiger?

Funko
09-06-2006, 13:48:55
Tiger?

shagnasty
09-06-2006, 13:51:13
grrrrrr

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-06-2006, 13:56:29
The evil woodtiger?

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 14:04:42
If Tiger Woods would peck wood in the woods, would anyone hear it?

Venom
09-06-2006, 14:09:16
Only if he would use his 3 wood.

shagnasty
09-06-2006, 14:10:25
Would a woody Tiger Woods pecker be pecked by a woopecker if woody Tiger Woods had wood?

Funko
09-06-2006, 14:10:34
Do you know what they call a man with four wooden heads?

No?

Nor do I but Edward Woodward would.

RedFred
09-06-2006, 14:16:57
Saw a pilated woodpecker last weekend.

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 14:17:28
why would Edward Woodward know what four wooden heads would be named?

Funko
09-06-2006, 14:19:25
'ed wood wood wood wood...

RedFred
09-06-2006, 14:21:06
:)

Venom
09-06-2006, 14:28:09
Oh don't smile at that!

RedFred
09-06-2006, 14:29:28
I even smiled out loud.

Every forum needs a good setup man like Drekkus.

Drekkus
09-06-2006, 14:31:22
IT'S A SETUP!!! RUNNN!!

Caligastia
09-06-2006, 14:33:16
http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/451/moblog_345869bd09353.jpg

Kitsuki
09-06-2006, 14:35:30
:lol: