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shagnasty
06-06-2006, 09:09:16
Jesjes it izzzz trooo. I forgot to put a filling in my samiches. :o :bash: :(

Funko
06-06-2006, 09:10:10
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thread of the week!

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 09:12:51
:lol:

*point and laugh*

mr_G
06-06-2006, 09:17:34
blame the wife......or her sis.
damn them!!!

Kitsuki
06-06-2006, 09:42:00
:lol:

Best thread evah!

MoSe
06-06-2006, 09:46:24
Do a Dan Aykroyd impression!
I'll get the 4 chicken :)

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 10:17:19
:confused:

mr_G
06-06-2006, 10:17:55
ok shag, put him on ignore.

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 10:19:28
Who?

Drekkus
06-06-2006, 10:32:06
So you just brought sandwiches, or did you slice them, butter them, and then forgot the filling?

Funko
06-06-2006, 10:40:03
I think the latter

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 10:40:51
The first option isn't nearly so funny.

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 10:40:59
That is truly retarded. Well done!

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 10:51:02
I have recently started bringing in bread and filling seperately, just because I can't be arsed to make samiches at home. I have bread today but no filling. Perhaps I should have a bread samich.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 11:01:13
Samich : What "rednecks" from the Coal Region call sandwiches.

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 11:03:39
arr

MoSe
06-06-2006, 11:17:52
Originally posted by mr_G
ok shag, put him on ignore.

:rolleyes: you unbeliever

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455/quotes
couldn't find the exact quote from the scene at the diner with Aretha Franklin, but this one will do as well:

Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Matt Murphy: Say what?
Mrs. Murphy: They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Matt Murphy: What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy: And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers.

MoSe
06-06-2006, 11:24:13
Originally posted by mr_G
Samich : What "rednecks" from the Coal Region call sandwiches.
interesting
and what do you drink with a samich: a samichlaus?
:lol:
http://www.realbeer.com/edu/tastes/samichlaus2000.php

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 14:47:48
I bet that stuff tastes shit

Venom
06-06-2006, 14:51:52
A new level in retardedness.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 14:52:23
:cry: he beat me.........

Venom
06-06-2006, 14:55:46
You've set records in consistency and effort. He's got a long way to go until he replaces you.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 14:56:38
koel.........thanks man.

Venom
06-06-2006, 15:16:53
Don't thank me. Thank your unending retardedness.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 15:33:24
jesjes i'm gifted.

Venom
06-06-2006, 15:34:13
Gifted short bus style.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 15:36:40
huh

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 20:37:02
Originally posted by mr_G
Samich : What blacks from the most urban areas call sandwiches.

fixed.

shagnasty
07-06-2006, 07:38:38
ohh ohh ohh. More numptieness. Last week at a TT meeting (end of season review type thing) that was being held in the pub, I went there straight from work. My brother pulled up in his works van at the same time and started talking to me.

I left my keys in my scootey bike. YAAAAAAAY :bounce:

Drekkus
07-06-2006, 10:57:42
was it stolen?

shagnasty
07-06-2006, 10:58:52
nope. A winning numptie is me.

Drekkus
07-06-2006, 11:01:28
Lucky numptie

shagnasty
07-06-2006, 12:51:38
jesjes inderdeed

alsieboo
07-06-2006, 23:19:20
Originally posted by mr_G
blame the wife......or her sis.
damn them!!!

evil, evil mrG. just brcause I like venom bettr:p

mr_G
08-06-2006, 06:47:41
brrrrcause is that like.... the cause of the smell after farting?