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JM^3
05-06-2006, 23:20:34
Hello

You don't want to be reading this..

























How do you stop a masturbation addiction?

JM

Christoph
05-06-2006, 23:47:12
Get laid

Frozen Frog
05-06-2006, 23:47:13
You don't. Why would you want to?

Kitsuki
05-06-2006, 23:54:42
Umm, have the real thing...

Asher
06-06-2006, 00:01:47
Move to England.

DaShi
06-06-2006, 00:27:37
The same way my pappy taught me not to smoke by making me smoke 50 cartons of cigarettes.

So, smoke 50 cartons of cigarettes. It will completely kill your urge to masterbate.

Christoph
06-06-2006, 00:29:44
Originally posted by DaShi

So, smoke 50 cartons of cigarettes. It will completely kill you
aye

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-06-2006, 01:01:16
Delete your porn and cut off your hands.

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 01:22:56
He should just get someone to help him superglue his hands to his chest. It will take him so long to learn to do things with his feet, that he won't even be able to jerk it for a long time.

Or, JM could just stop jerking off.

JM^3
06-06-2006, 01:53:27
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
Delete your porn and cut off your hands.

I already deleted my porn. So that is no longer an addiction (or at least not an active one).

I don't mind mastubating as such, I just dislike addictions.

Jon Miller

Greg W
06-06-2006, 03:20:44
Make sure that your hands are constantly covered in Dencorub.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-06-2006, 03:56:32
Eat habanero peppers with your bare fingertips. Similar to the Dencorub solution but MUCH more painful.

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 08:19:24
Ooh, chilli in delicate places :eek:

Funko
06-06-2006, 09:00:23
What's wrong with masturbation? :confused:

Koyaanisqatsi
06-06-2006, 09:06:54
Set up a webcam in your room that constantly broadcasts to a 42" plasma screen at your office/lab/school/mother's kitchen.

mr_G
06-06-2006, 09:12:08
cut off your balls

shagnasty
06-06-2006, 09:21:40
Ummm, get a hobby.

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 20:04:48
Originally posted by Funko
What's wrong with masturbation? :confused:

Nothing. But JM apparently jacks off whenever bored, which he is constantly when not at work or when reading his book a day.

MattHiggs
06-06-2006, 20:21:32
What's Jon going to think when he looks back on all his posts in 20 years time!

JM^3
06-06-2006, 20:27:20
I am going to be a Luddite.

JM

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 21:07:36
You think this forum will still be around in 20 years?

Diss
06-06-2006, 21:38:37
it's impossible to be addicted to that.

When you start becoming raw, you know you're doing it too much.

Funko
07-06-2006, 08:56:55
Originally posted by Darkstar
Nothing. But JM apparently jacks off whenever bored, which he is constantly when not at work or when reading his book a day.

So basically it's situation normal.

shagnasty
07-06-2006, 09:33:39
Originally posted by MattHiggs
What's Jon going to think when he looks back on all his posts in 20 years time!

Nothing what so ever. He won't be able to see at this rate.