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Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:04:52
I think you all know situations like this: There's a huge problem, and you don't know how to solve it.
Usually when it's solved in a hazardous, expensive, unsatisfying manner someone appears and has a nice and simple solution: "Why didn't you ...".

So let's post all simple solutions here and when you have a big problem to solve just look here to find an appropriate solution.

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:06:33
Solution: "Sprinkle generous amounts of table salt directly onto it"

JM^3
04-06-2006, 18:08:20
Solution: "Make sure you are using the proper DataBase".

Jon Miller

JM^3
04-06-2006, 18:08:59
Solution: "Flip the Cable that provides a Trigger to all the Electronics".

JM

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:10:40
Solution: "Turn off the TV"

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:12:03
Solution: "Drink some cognac"

JM^3
04-06-2006, 18:12:24
Solution: "Cycle the Power Supply".

JM

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:12:29
Solution "Become an anti-alcoholic"

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:15:00
Solution "use Tipp-Ex"

Drekkus
04-06-2006, 18:15:53
Solution: put in earplugs

JM^3
04-06-2006, 18:19:51
Solution: "Masturbate"

JM

Vincent
04-06-2006, 18:22:03
Solution "Use a capo(dastro)"

Ellipsis
04-06-2006, 18:43:02
Solution: "stop eating"

Ellipsis
04-06-2006, 18:43:31
Solution: "Stop buying stuff"

Ellipsis
04-06-2006, 18:46:13
Solution: "Don't get out of bed"

mr_G
04-06-2006, 18:50:33
solution : wipey wipey

DaShi
04-06-2006, 21:02:41
Solution: "Don't do that."

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-06-2006, 21:05:50
Solution: "Nuke the site from orbit".

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-06-2006, 21:07:20
Solution: "Don't stick your hand in the blender".

Koyaanisqatsi
04-06-2006, 21:59:49
Solution: "Reverse the polarity"

Cruddy
04-06-2006, 22:18:29
Solution: Kill everyone else on the planet and enjoy the peace and quiet.

Immortal Wombat
04-06-2006, 22:28:10
Solution: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Asher
04-06-2006, 22:46:55
Solution: Turn it off, and leave it off.

Sir Penguin
04-06-2006, 22:56:35
Solution: Install Windows instead. :bash:

SP

Koshko
04-06-2006, 23:12:14
Solution: "Kill yourself"

Koshko
04-06-2006, 23:12:40
Solution "Go fuck yourself"

Koshko
04-06-2006, 23:13:12
Solution: "Donkeys"

notyoueither
04-06-2006, 23:31:29
DUCT TAPE!

Oerdin
05-06-2006, 01:09:04
Solution: "Turn it off and then back on."

Asher
05-06-2006, 02:22:05
Why didn't anyone say that before?? Jeez!

Oerdin
05-06-2006, 02:39:39
That kind of goes with this thread. We over looked the simplest anwser.

Frozen Frog
05-06-2006, 03:31:33
Solution: Kick it.

Asher
05-06-2006, 05:18:16
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Solution: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Koshko
05-06-2006, 06:54:29
Solution: "Rape a clown"

Skanky Burns
05-06-2006, 07:59:53
Solution: Seize their servers

mr_G
05-06-2006, 08:24:18
Solution: Bigger Avatars

Funko
05-06-2006, 09:06:28
Solution: Drink more so you don't remember what you did.

Tizzy
05-06-2006, 11:33:48
press the big red button

Ginfizwithatwist
05-06-2006, 11:35:19
Solution: 42

zmama
05-06-2006, 11:48:53
Take a nap

mr_G
05-06-2006, 11:49:18
Originally posted by Funko
Solution: Drink more so you don't remember what you did. :lol:

Chris
05-06-2006, 13:08:30
Leave forever

Koyaanisqatsi
05-06-2006, 15:38:31
Solution: Dissolve a solute in a solvent

zmama
05-06-2006, 15:47:50
screw it on tighter

Tizzy
05-06-2006, 17:04:02
Call someone who cares

Japher
05-06-2006, 17:08:01
Don't smell your finger

BigGameHunter
05-06-2006, 17:25:05
http://www.jackshiles.com/hooters/x-boobs-01.jpg

Koshko
05-06-2006, 23:51:14
Solution: "Blame someone else"

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 00:22:32
Solution: "Don't say anything at all next time"

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 00:22:59
Originally posted by JM^3
Solution: "Make sure you are using the proper DataBase".

Jon Miller

:lol:! Been there, done that!

Christoph
06-06-2006, 00:27:24
Originally posted by Koshko
Solution: "Rape a clown"

:lol: