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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-06-2006, 12:05:35
My 13-month old daughter has just said her first fully-formed word. Unfortunately, she was listening in on a phone call I was making, and the word in question was "twat".

I'm now hoping she won't be repeating it when Mrs Gimp gets home.

Vincent
03-06-2006, 12:08:15
She was definatlly speaking to you. Her way to say "dad"

Vincent
03-06-2006, 12:08:39
She was right too

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-06-2006, 12:36:13
Her mother uses the same name for me.

Drekkus
03-06-2006, 14:00:50
Twatty!!

Scabrous Birdseed
03-06-2006, 14:24:23
It's the Second Coming of the HARDMAN!

Chris
03-06-2006, 14:30:27
ha hah.

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Simpsons/Nelson_Muntz_300.gif

Spartak@CPH
03-06-2006, 14:35:41
What a loverly story for when she growes up.

devilmunchkin
03-06-2006, 17:15:31
i laughed so hard i nearly cried. you will have to tell us the outcome.

what was the eldest's first word?

Oerdin
03-06-2006, 17:34:51
Originally posted by Spartak@CPH
What a loverly story for when she growes up.

http://www.cybertavern.net/speakeasy/images/smilies/stupid.gif

Immortal Wombat
03-06-2006, 17:56:45
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
what was the eldest's first word?

"trust fund (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16925#post430786)" apparently.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-06-2006, 18:32:53
Actually it was "ear".

Scabrous Birdseed
03-06-2006, 20:01:38
All anatomy then? It'll be "foot" next.

DaShi
03-06-2006, 21:11:33
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Actually it was "ear".

Are you sure it wasn't "arse". :)