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Greg W
01-06-2006, 00:52:23
And god do I dread the copycats this will spawn. :nervous:

Anyway, Maroule reckons she's pretty average. I think she's nice. So, rate the girl, and prove either of us wrong.

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_bodypainting_01.jpg

jsorense
01-06-2006, 03:35:09
Pity post.
:rolleyes:

Lurker the Seconder
01-06-2006, 07:03:53
seconded

King_Ghidra
01-06-2006, 07:52:53
is that brigette hall?

Gary
01-06-2006, 08:38:16
Apart from the film, is there a reason Bo Derek is associated with your 10 score ? Oh and is SI some kind of drug ?

Funko
01-06-2006, 08:44:08
Pitty post.

mr_G
01-06-2006, 08:47:44
I agree with Funko

paiktis22
01-06-2006, 11:02:21
bof

Nav
01-06-2006, 11:04:26
what a waste of paint

Koyaanisqatsi
01-06-2006, 11:04:37
She's ok, but body paint gets extra points.

Greg W
01-06-2006, 11:06:02
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
is that brigette hall? Yep.

As for the pity posts - it's funny, there were 5 votes (at least) before there was a single reply. And I notice that nobody has been willing to back their vote with an explanation.

I gave her an 8. She's not perfect, but she has a very nice face IMO, and her body ain't horrible.

Should I own goal both of Gary's points? :rolleyes:

Yes, the reference to Bo Derek is only to the movie, and SI is clearly displayed at the top left of the pic.

mr_G
01-06-2006, 11:18:43
what would you give yourself?

Nills Lagerbaak
01-06-2006, 11:21:22
OK to back up my vote of ..."only if the lights were turned off"

There's something about her that I find quite unattrative. Still her body seems reasonably proportioned so it would be a "lights off" job methinks.

mr_G
01-06-2006, 11:23:55
her face is pretty male.

King_Ghidra
01-06-2006, 11:24:24
Originally posted by Greg W
Yep.

ok, well it's not a great picture of her then.

she is a bit too all-american for me, but i have seen some stuff she did back in the day (10 years or so) for ralph lauren that was nice.

but i don't doubt she would probably look stunning in the flesh

Koyaanisqatsi
01-06-2006, 11:24:30
Wait--when did we get 22 people around here?

King_Ghidra
01-06-2006, 11:25:22
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
OK to back up my vote of ..."only if the lights were turned off"

There's something about her that I find quite unattrative. Still her body seems reasonably proportioned so it would be a "lights off" job methinks.

i wonder which one of you would make it to the switch first

Greg W
01-06-2006, 11:29:50
Originally posted by mr_G
what would you give yourself? When I was around 18 years old, about a 7.

Now, with another 30 kilos and a lot less hair... Hmm. A 4, plus or minus 1.

Greg W
01-06-2006, 11:37:04
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
ok, well it's not a great picture of her then.Ah, see, from a quick look on the first two pages of google images, that's the pic of her that I like the best. Then again, I do have unusual tastes in women, can't stand stick figures. In fact, she's borderline for me, I like a curvy woman. And thus why I liked Sam Fox so much. :love:

Kitsuki
01-06-2006, 11:41:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i wonder which one of you would make it to the switch first

:lol:

I dont find her attractive... Not sure why - I dont like her legs or her face.

Drekkus
01-06-2006, 11:45:55
I love the internetsforums, where guys who will never come near a woman like this in real life, go: She ugly!

Greg W
01-06-2006, 11:47:39
:lol:

paiktis22
01-06-2006, 11:49:28
i dont like the non existing curves around her butt/waste! they should go like ( ) but they go \ /. not attractive. and her face has something stern about it. wouldnt say male but there's something unattractive. like "i've given my life to sports not sex" thing. she would probably cut you off right in the middle because her calories threshold level has been consumed and she must stop.
she's also got that butch/heavy frame about her, not the delikatessen I admire.
having said all this, she's not for throwing away either. very nice tits. but nothing really special overall. as i see it.

Nills Lagerbaak
01-06-2006, 11:52:30
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i wonder which one of you would make it to the switch first

fucks sake, we're talking relatively here surely? her mouth is funny, she has jowls and dodgy stomach...


Ha ha just read Paiktis's comment, agreed!

Greg W
01-06-2006, 11:58:06
Hang on, I didn't notice! I think her right breast is 1% saggier than her left breast! OMFG, rate her a two!!!1!!one!11!!eleven!!

No problem with your arguments, but they're not worth dragging her down to a 4.

maroule
01-06-2006, 12:09:07
Originally posted by Drekkus
I love the internetsforums, where guys who will never come near a woman like this in real life, go: She ugly!

that's exactly the point!
There are two types of 'desirable' women, the ones you could possibly bed, and the ones you'll never get close to

For this second category, your standards should be a lot more stringent. Hence my bof; in a world of amazing looking actresses and models, she's very average.

In the real world, I've slept with much worse, and with the lights on

Lurker the Second
01-06-2006, 12:52:42
Originally posted by Drekkus
I love the internetsforums, where guys who will never come near a woman like this in real life, go: She ugly!

That's the goddamn truth.

mr_G
01-06-2006, 12:55:29
Originally posted by Drekkus
I love the internetsforums, where guys who will never come near a woman like this in real life, go: She ugly! we must celebrate this excellent post!!!

Lurker the Second
01-06-2006, 13:21:25
I never thought being a paint brush would be fun.

self biased
01-06-2006, 14:04:30
she has nice boobies.

MoSe
01-06-2006, 15:39:36
in the flesh, I have very low standards for boobies, in the sense that it's much more important the feeling of intimacy when a woman lets you access to her breast, and that they still remain a sensible spot for a woman whichever their form or size.

aesthetically tho, the above ones are indeed probably her weakest feature imho
I've seen myriads of more amazing, mesmerizing, breathtaking, tearsdrawing boobies

paiktis22
01-06-2006, 15:40:09
bah. there are plenty of girls that compare and surpass "top models" and they're everyday and around you. just look (or i just live in the right country :p )

Drekkus
01-06-2006, 15:53:47
If you like hairy arms.

paiktis22
01-06-2006, 16:00:57
Mine, I do!

shagnasty
01-06-2006, 16:51:46
I prefered Denise Lewis all painted up for the Atlanta limpics.

BigGameHunter
01-06-2006, 19:50:08
Get married and she's an instant 10.

Darkstar
01-06-2006, 21:08:17
As internet offerings go, she's sub par for being shot by a professional photographer. I'm surprised SI wasted the money, to be honest.

Darkstar
01-06-2006, 21:10:48
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Get married and she's an instant 10.

Only if you married her, get 50% of her money, and have a live in call girl--- whoops, sensual massuse.

When you are married and have access to the internet (and actual private time), you wouldn't waste a tug on that. So that means 10 is right out.

Just how drunk were you when you posted that comment?

Frozen Frog
01-06-2006, 21:15:18
I voted 8. On most days i'd fuck a 4 so...

*End Is Forever*
01-06-2006, 22:26:51
7. Pretty but boyish, and no hips.

Gary
01-06-2006, 22:38:34
:confused: How many boys have you met with breasts like that ?

On 2nd thoughts, I don't want to know :nervous:

Greg W
02-06-2006, 00:47:48
Originally posted by Darkstar
Only if you married her, get 50% of her money, and have a live in call girl--- whoops, sensual massuse.

When you are married and have access to the internet (and actual private time), you wouldn't waste a tug on that. So that means 10 is right out.

Just how drunk were you when you posted that comment? I think you missed the point there.

Oerdin
02-06-2006, 01:04:42
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
OK to back up my vote of ..."only if the lights were turned off"

There's something about her that I find quite unattrative. Still her body seems reasonably proportioned so it would be a "lights off" job methinks.

Are you secretly gay?

Gibsie
02-06-2006, 02:44:50
is her snatch visible?

Greg W
02-06-2006, 03:31:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Are you secretly gay? What do you mean secretly?

self biased
02-06-2006, 04:00:39
there's a 100-0 in there somewhere.

Nills Lagerbaak
02-06-2006, 08:27:20
Originally posted by Oerdin
Are you secretly gay?


Honestly I saw other photos of her, and really don't think she's anything special at all. I was probably being a little critical, but then as I said it's all relative!

Gary
02-06-2006, 08:33:08
Originally posted by paiktis22
i dont like the non existing curves around her butt/waste! :lol: I missed the rear view photo ;)

Diss
06-06-2006, 08:19:04
Originally posted by Kitsuki
:lol:

I dont find her attractive... Not sure why - I dont like her legs or her face.

I was only looking at her tits. I gave her a 9 I think, or 8.

Vincent
06-06-2006, 17:36:55
No sports

Koshko
06-06-2006, 19:40:29
I like the rating system descriptions although I'll need to change a couple of the numbers before I steal it.