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HelloKitty
31-05-2006, 19:38:41
Hello scotland!

http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/63069.html

paiktis22
31-05-2006, 19:56:14
bliach.
then again on poetry and theater clubs, that's where the action must be. but hygiene is wanting.

Darkstar
31-05-2006, 21:54:12
Crazy old man alert!

Hey, he's 70. What are they going to do, throw him in ass-pounding prison? At that age, he'd go to an grey penal center in the US or get plead down to some form of misdemenour by a competent lawyer so I don't expect much different from our friends across the pond. It's not like the city is going to demand he gets hung from the nearest tree, after all. Although he'll probably get barred from any further contact with her or the thespian company.

Asher
31-05-2006, 22:07:54
Lesbians shan't have opinions.

Diss
31-05-2006, 22:31:17
It's cute when old men sexually harrass and assault women.

Nills Lagerbaak
01-06-2006, 08:22:48
If he's seventy, I find it hard to believe any girl over the age of 15 couldn't beat him off (no pun intended).

Anyway, that sort of thing was probably commmonplace when he were a lad - bet no one "educated" him about modern day ettiquette

King_Ghidra
01-06-2006, 09:41:27
i'm struggling to find anything to disagree with in this man's rule

Nills Lagerbaak
01-06-2006, 09:43:16
Yeah, me too. Surely by the time you've made it to 70 not only do pretty girls deserve to be spanked everyday, but you have the right to spank them? I mean what's the point of living that long otherwise?

Gary
01-06-2006, 09:55:56
:lol:
Yeah, "temptation", now I wonder If I could get away with that with the secretary across the way :D

So... moving to Scotland HK ?

Koyaanisqatsi
01-06-2006, 11:01:11
This is why all the female nurses in the Home are 43 year old Germans with moustaches.

King_Ghidra
01-06-2006, 13:27:09
vincent works in this guys nursing home?!

Cruddy
01-06-2006, 23:41:11
Well, somebody has to.

DaShi
02-06-2006, 00:27:21
Boot all Scootish men do it!

Oerdin
03-06-2006, 17:39:22
He likely used all of his energy on the one swat on her butt. No need to fight off further advances as he's a spent man after that. ;)

JM^3
03-06-2006, 18:44:41
I would be spent also.

JM

Vincent
03-06-2006, 18:45:52
Hey big spender!

JM^3
03-06-2006, 18:55:41
I thought that was you?

JM

Diss
06-06-2006, 08:25:13
actually I was talking to this one girl (amazing enough as this is, I have more), and she was saying this old man was calling her Toots. And she said that was okay since he was old, so she thought it was cute. So I asked her if it was okay if he grabbed her ass, and she said yes.

Damn old people get away with everything. They steal my hard working tax dollars, and get to freely sexually assault my women. :mad:

Koyaanisqatsi
06-06-2006, 09:09:47
Er. How many are actually, you know, yours?

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 09:12:30
Not nearly as many as he'd like to think

King_Ghidra
06-06-2006, 10:44:47
Originally posted by Diss
actually I was talking to this one girl (amazing enough as this is, I have more), and she was saying this old man was calling her Toots. And she said that was okay since he was old, so she thought it was cute. So I asked her if it was okay if he grabbed her ass, and she said yes.

you see you fucked up there, because the obvious conclusion to that conversation is to say 'i agree toots!' and grab her ass

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 10:52:05
YEah, there's nothing more attractive to a woman than an old bastard who looks way younger than he actually is.....maybe.....

Diss
06-06-2006, 10:56:05
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you see you fucked up there, because the obvious conclusion to that conversation is to say 'i agree toots!' and grab her ass

yeah I did fuck up there. I was actually thinking about it though. Didn't have the balls to go through with it.

King_Ghidra
06-06-2006, 10:58:47
there is a fine line between being funny and comitting a sexual assault, that's for sure

mr_G
06-06-2006, 10:59:40
also there is a funny line between being fine and comitting a sexual assault.

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 11:03:16
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
there is a fine line between being funny and comitting a sexual assault, that's for sure


Well, that's an indication of modern society....the line used to be much better defined :p

King_Ghidra
06-06-2006, 11:04:49
people weren't as funny as me back then

Diss
06-06-2006, 11:05:35
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
there is a fine line between being funny and comitting a sexual assault, that's for sure

I really don't think grabbing an ass is sexual assault.

A woman grabbed my ass once, I never considered it sexual assault. She only did it because she thought it would freak me out (I look kind of innocent- so people try to make fun of this).

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 11:05:58
Sposed to be in reply to KG's comments!

Huh? Only because they made what you do a crime. There's nothing funny about what they did, or what you do!

Diss
06-06-2006, 11:07:51
now I'm confused. oh well.

King_Ghidra
06-06-2006, 11:56:53
you're not the only one.

anyway i wasn't exactly being serious about calling it sexual assault, but i imagine ass grabbing fits the legal definition pretty well

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 12:00:52
I started explaining what I meant, then realised by then it had become the most contrived joke in the world.

Anyway I don't see nothing wrong with a little ass-ault.

Kitsuki
06-06-2006, 12:06:35
I wish you wouldnt do it to me on a night out though, its embarassing.

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 12:09:16
:cry: You never told me.

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 12:11:30
Those screams weren't meant as encouragement you know

Nills Lagerbaak
06-06-2006, 12:21:03
well, next time I'd appreciate it if people told me that, before they did so on a public forum!

Tizzy
06-06-2006, 12:22:48
That's what you have to expect when you meet people on the internet.

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 20:12:56
Originally posted by mr_G
also there is a funny line between being fine and comitting a sexual assault.

Yeah. That line is called "She likes you". If she likes you and you grab her behind, it's just sexual fun and games. If she doesn't like you, it's sexual assault.

Of course, just saying hi to a woman who doesn't like you has often been ruled as sexual harassment, so what are you going to do if you are a guy? Not say hello to any woman you aren't willing to go to jail over or lose your job, that's what!

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 20:16:12
Originally posted by Diss
I really don't think grabbing an ass is sexual assault.

A woman grabbed my ass once, I never considered it sexual assault. She only did it because she thought it would freak me out (I look kind of innocent- so people try to make fun of this).

Putting your hands on another person without their consent is assault.

Putting your hands on areas considered "sexually related" is considered sexual assault.

Try not to go around randomly grabbing women's asses while in a civilized nation, Diss. They'll toss you away on zero tolerance, pure hard time laws for being a sexual predator.

Diss
06-06-2006, 21:36:50
is it okay to grab men's asses?

there you don't have to worry about being charged with sexual assault. You just have to be able to dodge some fists.

Darkstar
06-06-2006, 22:22:35
Depends. If they are on a sports team and dressed in their kit, it is always okay to grab their ass. If you are on their sports team, it doesn't matter if anyone is in their kit, it is always okay to grab their ass.

Otherwise, if you are in America, and you grab his ass and he doesn't like you (but doesn't think he can easily stomp you into the ground)? That's sexual assault.