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alsieboo
26-05-2006, 15:24:03
I've got nothing to do at work, I've had barely anythign to do all day, and meh. Got an hour left before I can go on my break and then aaages till I can go home, get ready and go out again.

King_Ghidra
26-05-2006, 15:24:54
if only i could find that picture of bert and ernie fisting each other

shagnasty
26-05-2006, 15:26:02
*Dances insanley*

alsieboo
26-05-2006, 15:27:04
*joins in the dancing*

Nills Lagerbaak
26-05-2006, 15:28:39
Ok, it's not much, but it's all I got...

A man comes home from work, sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She's little puzzled, but brings him a beer.
When he finishes it, he exclaims, "Quick, bring me another beer.It's about to start." This time she's a little angry, but again brings him a beer.
When it's done, he exclaims, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
Now she blows her top.
"That's it, you bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighs. "Oh hell, it's started."

King_Ghidra
26-05-2006, 15:29:18
i love that.

as for bert i forgot about this

http://www.snopes2.com/rumors/bert.htm

alsieboo
26-05-2006, 15:33:59
haha, good one

Funko
26-05-2006, 15:37:11
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
26-05-2006, 15:37:51
Yo have to ask, would "it" not have happened if he hadn't have asked for a beer? Was three beers worth "it"? I would say it was...

Chris
26-05-2006, 15:41:08
Nothing entertaining ever happens around here.

alsieboo
26-05-2006, 15:42:31
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Yo have to ask, would "it" not have happened if he hadn't have asked for a beer? Was three beers worth "it"? I would say it was...

typical bloke.

If you had to choose between sex or alcohol for the rest of your life, which one could you go without?

Funko
26-05-2006, 15:57:10
Damn... that's a tough one.

alsieboo
26-05-2006, 15:58:29
I choose alcohol. I can go without that at any time, but a lifetime of not getting laid? There's only so much a rabbit can do

Tizzy
26-05-2006, 16:04:16
Definitely alcohol.

Funko
26-05-2006, 16:05:57
I refuse to give up either.

alsieboo
26-05-2006, 16:06:10
Every bloke I've asked so far has said sex. Their argument is that if they get drunk enough they wont care, and they've always got their right/left hand. Poor substitute in my opinion

shagnasty
26-05-2006, 16:07:15
Not after 10 pints of Stella.

Funko
26-05-2006, 16:08:17
- FACT! :lol:

Eklektikos
26-05-2006, 16:47:27
Originally posted by alsieboo
Every bloke I've asked so far has said sex. Their argument is that if they get drunk enough they wont care, and they've always got their right/left hand. Poor substitute in my opinion
Me I'd rather give up alcohol than sex, in theory at least. I'd save fuckloads of money, for one thing.

However since every instance of me sleeping with someone for the first time has involved my being at least a bit drunk I might find that I'd inadvertantly given up both. So just giving up sex instead would at least allow me to drown my sorrows.

devilmunchkin
26-05-2006, 18:40:09
http://www.g4tv.com//pile_player.aspx?video_key=10925

Venom
26-05-2006, 18:55:31
That's why I've created a new entity. Sexahol. Never be without either ever again.

Darkstar
26-05-2006, 21:52:41
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Yo have to ask, would "it" not have happened if he hadn't have asked for a beer? Was three beers worth "it"? I would say it was...

he got two beers; asking for the third started the fight. So the question should be "Is it worth pushing your luck after two beers?"

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
27-05-2006, 06:16:55
Originally posted by alsieboo
typical bloke.

If you had to choose between sex or alcohol for the rest of your life, which one could you go without?

Easy. I don't drink alcohol, so it'd be that :)

Scabrous Birdseed
27-05-2006, 10:43:06
Well, after last night's experience trying to DJ sober with three riotously drunk idiots I barley know, I have a distinct wish alcohol would dissapear completely off the face of the earth and everyone drunk be shot on sight.

But maybe that's just me.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2006, 11:30:34
Originally posted by alsieboo
typical bloke.

If you had to choose between sex or alcohol for the rest of your life, which one could you go without?

I would probably give up alchohol. For one I would have sex more often, two would be a lot healthier, three save money.

Gosh it's a win, win, win situation, I can't believe I never thought of it before...

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2006, 11:31:44
Originally posted by Darkstar
he got two beers; asking for the third started the fight. So the question should be "Is it worth pushing your luck after two beers?"

Yeah, probably worth getting your own beers after having 2 delivered!

devilmunchkin
27-05-2006, 15:35:52
i gave up alcohol for sex. i'm ok with it
i'm bored now..
good joke

Christoph
27-05-2006, 19:09:41
Defo Alcohol, as i can have sex and smoke weed instead, much more fun!

Greg W
28-05-2006, 05:16:01
I dunno, I think that life after 60 would get very boring without alcohol.

Tough choice though.

chagarra
28-05-2006, 05:40:27
Greg... 'Tis even worse without both....and closer to 70... :D:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-05-2006, 06:10:12
Ew, don't make think about old people doing it. :gasmaske:

Christoph
28-05-2006, 12:51:28
lemonparty

chagarra
28-05-2006, 14:57:55
Qaj.. Ancient statement.

'You're only as old as the women you feel.'.

alsieboo
28-05-2006, 19:39:03
I keep telling men that

Christoph
29-05-2006, 10:44:24
I bet you do

MoSe
29-05-2006, 11:21:59
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Yeah, probably worth getting your own beers after having 2 delivered!

indeed, the issue is not about how many beers you can get, but about how many SERVED beers you can get away with!
:D

MoSe
29-05-2006, 11:25:12
Originally posted by alsieboo
Every bloke I've asked so far has said sex. Their argument is that if they get drunk enough they wont care, and they've always got their right/left hand. Poor substitute in my opinion

the main point imho is "GIVE UP".

This means that you must have had SOME, before you choose, ain't it JM? ;)

Also, you need to still have a choice left...
I've drunk too much by now, to remember last time I got laid... ;) ;) ;)

MoSe
29-05-2006, 11:26:16
Originally posted by Venom
That's why I've created a new entity. Sexahol. Never be without either ever again.

Don't try to trick us.
We know it's ALEX you can't live without! :p

paiktis22
29-05-2006, 11:33:26
i like these types of questions that are about things that can never happen :D

MoSe
29-05-2006, 11:38:50
Originally posted by alsieboo
Every bloke I've asked so far has said sex. Their argument is that if they get drunk enough they wont care, and they've always got their right/left hand. Poor substitute in my opinion

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alsieboo
29-05-2006, 12:46:59
has MoSe been taking something? He seems a lil different lately

MoSe
29-05-2006, 13:29:08
which way? :)

I've been taking out, less is more

alsieboo
29-05-2006, 14:49:04
:hmm: I think I'm having a total Drekkus moment because I didn't understand that last bit at all

shagnasty
29-05-2006, 15:33:46
I think it's moSe having a mr. G moment.

MoSe
29-05-2006, 15:57:20
:clueless:

I meant, I'm not taking any new substance, I'm instead trying to take something out, i.e giving up bad habits and false needs, living out of less allows for a fuller, not emptier, life

not that I really meant it, of course :D

in which way do you think I look different anyway?
:)

alsieboo
29-05-2006, 16:21:28
Well, from my position in the hedge opposite your window I think your facial hair's a bit longer today than it was yesterday