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Funko
18-05-2006, 10:45:22
Fred stolen (not from Poly)

Type your name into google followed by needs and see what comes up.

eg.

Mike Needs A Date!!!

Pieter needs someone with an iPod (and Windows) to test his iPodder JavaScript.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:51:01
:lol:

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:52:12
Pieter needs 6PACK - for daily needs

Tizzy
18-05-2006, 10:53:48
Hmm

Ann needs to call her accountant because someone's been skimming her checks

Ann needs to grow some meat on her bones

Ann needs to start behaving like a proper young lady, learning to knit, cook, and manage a household

:lol:

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:54:30
Venom needs to feed his suit, since it is constantly feeding off of him.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:54:50
:lol:

Will needs a lectern with a microphone

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:55:11
Asher needs a girl or a guy(i'd be there in a heartbeat).

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:56:13
Marnix needs koffie!

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:56:50
Dirk needs to get off early and often, get his confidence up

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:57:28
Claudia may need medication

R.I.P. mrG!!! :lol:

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:57:41
Dyl needs to put more songs on, and we need to record more shit...We are fuckin Rawk!

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:58:22
Mario needs a break from the rigors of saving the princess

mr_G
18-05-2006, 10:58:30
Gretchen needs sleep.

Funko
18-05-2006, 10:59:07
:lol:

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:00:36
Phil needs to be starting at center midfield. (He is a playmaker.)

Phil needs your help today to fight the Schwarzenegger fundraising machine!

We are aware that Phil needs more attentions than a "normal" boy but we treat him as a "normal" child as much as possible

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:01:05
:lol:

Tizzy
18-05-2006, 11:01:24
Originally posted by Funko


We are aware that Phil needs more attentions than a "normal" boy but we treat him as a "normal" child as much as possible


:lol:

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:03:05
Nikhil needs routine and familiarity, and he doesn't like change. The Asquith Nursery is like a second home to him now.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:03:20
i'm mike. hear me roar: why aren't all these girls having sex with me?
mike needs to get laid

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:03:48
:lol: Was that one actually written by me I wonder?

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:06:01
I hope you enjoy your vacation Japher . Have a good time , but take it easy ... just think he needs to start slitting boys throats and call the body cute

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:07:20
Mario needs to grow up a bit

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:09:01
The Orioles need an exciting player who can bring fans to the park.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:11:04
Edgar needs to run faster than everyone; to be his absolute best. ...

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:11:13
Edgar needs to learn how to handle aliases

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:12:12
Rich Needs A Woman.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:13:26
:lol:

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:14:19
Vincent needs help making nano particles

Tizzy
18-05-2006, 11:16:12
Keith needs some luv... Keith has not been around lately and this tribe feels empty without him

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:19:45
how many years have we all been saying that what Michael needs is a really good shag!

Funko
18-05-2006, 11:20:23
ALICE NEEDS SOME GOOD SEX AND THAT SOMEONE HAS TO LOVE HER FOR REAL

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:21:24
Matthew needs to double his fluid intake and drink way more than an ordinary child ...

Matthew needs to be on a low-sodium diet for the rest of his life. ...

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:22:49
Simon needs new glasses

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:25:34
CG needs a Red Wizard

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2006, 11:39:21
If Johan needs concrete and urgent advice - I suggest he call his local retirement community (for example) and take some sample screens with him to show these interesting seniors - he'll probably find he gets plenty of data.

johan needs to loose the duck

Rock often expresses something darker - the people who sing it have seen it, and Johan needs to find that if he's to rock.

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2006, 11:39:52
Johan needs to stick with fucking, dancing is not his best strength.

:lol:

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2006, 11:41:58
Some of the doctors have said Alex needs a hole cut in his stomach, and a tube to pump in food.

My monkey Alex needs a bf.

mr_G
18-05-2006, 11:42:32
^^ edit pleezzz : the stomach part

King_Ghidra
18-05-2006, 12:19:46
:lol: great thread

fp
18-05-2006, 12:54:41
:lol:

Stuart needs adventures. But, adventures are only for people who have capes, that's what he says.

Stuart needs more comments! Therefore I will leave him one. Stuart, you are awesome.

Stuart needs to find the same specific spot, night after night, and without ‘marking the floor’.

Stuart needs to figure out how to express himself, originally, and then go put that down on a 4-Track.

fp
18-05-2006, 12:57:41
Bossman needs to take his ass to the ER.

Bossman needs to pick a replacement, who you think he's going to pick? That's right - ME!

Funko
18-05-2006, 12:59:19
Hardman needs to be excused.

Scabrous Birdseed
18-05-2006, 14:01:38
a fresh start could be just the thing Heffernan needs to get his career back on track.

Chairman Yang
18-05-2006, 14:02:24
Yang needs to mate

yang needs to come before yin

Yang needs to go to the restroom

heh, it's like a little story

Greg W
18-05-2006, 14:03:45
If Greg needs psychicatric help, then so does every man...

Kitsuki
18-05-2006, 14:06:43
:lol: at this whole thread!

Venom
18-05-2006, 14:14:39
Venom needs to be menacing and gigantic.

King_Ghidra
18-05-2006, 15:01:08
KG needs one "banger" and one "shooter" around him

KG needs to take advantage of the crackdown on hand-checking by blowing by his defender at every opportunity. ...

MDA
18-05-2006, 15:22:24
The MDA needs your help!

Gary
18-05-2006, 15:50:40
http://www.garyneedsajob.com/ :confused:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
18-05-2006, 16:04:46
Simon needs not to be hit by his mum

Simon and Sarah need to be supervised at home and not be left alone

Simon needs to learn better ways of expressing his feelings

Simon needs mum to be able to spend more time with him

Simon needs help to understand why his sister is different from him and why she needs a lot of attention

Sarah and Simon need mum to be less tired and irritable

Sarah needs to catch up with her development

Simon needs to attend school

Children need mum to be able to communicate with them in more positive ways

Mum needs to be reassured that social services want to help her

Simon needs his own space


:eek:

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 16:05:31
Darkstar needs a crew, and a good one at that.

Darkstar needs to grind a cable positioned hundreds of feet above the water! Is this even safe? OF COURSE NOT!

Darkstar needs a home. Loving 6-yr. old German. We love her, not good with kids.

darkstar (needs a life)

Dark Star needs more charring relative to other tobaccos for an even first light. Once lit, Dark Star burns surprising well to a complete thick gray ash.

Asher sucks, Kitty sucks, Darkstar needs to go troll somewhere else if he knows what's good for him. World of Warcraft is as good as chocolate. (#11 on Google: ZMama is now immortal!)

Yes, Dark Star does need rubbed out

Darkstar advocates safe sex and personal freedoms