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MDA
15-05-2006, 19:13:47
Time to beat your doctor senseless.

if its not been fixed, the link in the screenshot should work

Lurker the Second
15-05-2006, 19:28:23
Huh? WTFITA?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
15-05-2006, 19:57:51
Wait a minute... if the prostate is in the foot... what the hell has he been doing with his finger all these years?!? :eek:

KrazyHorse@home
16-05-2006, 10:13:17
http://www.fda.gov/fdac/306_toc.html

for those who don't want to squint at it like I had to

Greg W
16-05-2006, 11:45:29
Foot in arse disease?

maroule
16-05-2006, 12:11:09
"A doctor will do a digital rectal exam (DRE) to check the size and condition of the prostate by inserting a gloved finger into the rectum. "


that's always been kind of a show stopper for me

Drekkus
16-05-2006, 12:29:12
Does that doctor have a digital cam in his finger?

MoSe
16-05-2006, 12:36:44
Originally posted by maroule
"A doctor will do a digital rectal exam (DRE) to check the size and condition of the prostate by inserting a gloved finger into the rectum. "


that's always been kind of a show stopper for me

OTOH, that's how I have always heard that the passive male partner gets orgasm in an anal intercourse, thanks to the stimulation of the prostate via the neighbouring rectum.

I never had the chance to check, I'd have liked to, but I couldn't

maroule
16-05-2006, 12:38:03
"A doctor will do a penian rectal exam (PRE) to check the size and condition of the prostate by inserting a gloved penis into the rectum. "

HelloKitty
16-05-2006, 12:57:49
Originally posted by MoSe
OTOH, that's how I have always heard that the passive male partner gets orgasm in an anal intercourse, thanks to the stimulation of the prostate via the neighbouring rectum.

I never had the chance to check, I'd have liked to, but I couldn't

Why not? Doesn't your country have truck stops?

MoSe
16-05-2006, 13:01:28
I got rejected

King_Ghidra
17-05-2006, 08:48:21
Clearly MoSe has never had a pokey bum wank

That's virtually a banning offence

MoSe
17-05-2006, 08:58:05
to never having had one?

you'd be amazed to know what I happen to have ins... no, you don't wanna know that

MoSe
17-05-2006, 09:03:40
BTW, to revert to TOPIC, here is indeed evidence that:

Alain Prost ate his nails

http://www.prostfan.com/photos/nails.jpg

maroule
17-05-2006, 09:18:41
why would he eat them if he hate them?

Gary
17-05-2006, 09:48:31
Ah right, thanks KH.
It would have helped if the attached image had included the last line in full. :p

MoSe
17-05-2006, 10:00:40
Yes, but are you Pro state or Pro local government?

MDA
17-05-2006, 10:50:18
hmm, my cropping skills are lacking

Gary
17-05-2006, 10:58:48
Just need more practice. Go out tonight and create a few circles.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
17-05-2006, 15:45:27
Originally posted by maroule
"A doctor will do a digital rectal exam (DRE) to check the size and condition of the prostate by inserting a gloved finger into the rectum. "

That's gotta be one hugely long finger to reach that far.

Maybe it's this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shridhar_Chillal)

http://www.recordholders.org/images/laengste/nails.jpg

MoSe
17-05-2006, 16:07:53
:eek: that beats nine inches!!!

Gary
17-05-2006, 16:35:30
Is a doctor supposed to have both hands on your shoulders whilst checking your prostate ? :confused:

Still he gave me the thumbs up afterwards. http://www.counterglow.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif

Frozen Frog
17-05-2006, 18:18:58
Originally posted by Gary
Is a doctor supposed to have both hands on your shoulders whilst checking your prostate ? :confused:

Still he gave me the thumbs up afterwards. http://www.counterglow.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif

Did he ask you to cough during the procedure?

Asher
17-05-2006, 18:40:54
Originally posted by MoSe
OTOH, that's how I have always heard that the passive male partner gets orgasm in an anal intercourse, thanks to the stimulation of the prostate via the neighbouring rectum.

I never had the chance to check, I'd have liked to, but I couldn't

Oh boy.

The prostate is the male g-spot. It's a shame it goes underutilized.

And the "passive" male partner is not always the bottom. :gasmaske:

Japher
17-05-2006, 19:07:03
tmi

Asher
17-05-2006, 19:16:05
I know straight guys who got their girlfriend trained properly to do it.

KrazyHorse@home
18-05-2006, 05:09:46
Blech.

Asher
18-05-2006, 05:11:50
You seen Road Trip?

KrazyHorse@home
18-05-2006, 05:14:38
Yes. And I knew about the prostate from the tender age of 12 when I "borrowed" my mother's copy of the Hite Reports on male and female sexuality.

Asher
18-05-2006, 05:15:13
That Hite chick was on Colbert last week. She's so fucking creepy.

KrazyHorse@home
18-05-2006, 05:15:19
Wasn't much mystery left after I read those motherfuckers.

:lol:

KrazyHorse@home
18-05-2006, 05:17:14
Listen: anybody who writes a clinically descriptive book which includes the techniques of female-female sexual intercourse in order to help a poor young pubescent boy masturbate is all right in my mind.

:beer:

MoSe
18-05-2006, 08:34:12
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Yes. And I knew about the prostate from the tender age of 12 when I "borrowed" my mother's copy of the Hite Reports on male and female sexuality.

Hey, I "knew" it too, in the sense that I had read about it...
I didn't ***KNOW*** it "firsthand", tho... :D

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
18-05-2006, 15:46:00
In the Biblical sense?

King_Ghidra
18-05-2006, 15:52:11
Originally posted by Frozen Frog
Did he ask you to cough during the procedure?

A couple of donkey punches did the trick