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Funko
15-05-2006, 11:23:58
:scrumpy:

MoSe
15-05-2006, 11:26:32
it was about time that someone started the thread

happy birthday!

Tizzy
15-05-2006, 11:29:49
:beer:

Greg W
15-05-2006, 12:11:13
HBD. :beer:

Venom
15-05-2006, 12:17:04
BORING!

Drekkus
15-05-2006, 12:21:57
:beer:

Cruddy
15-05-2006, 12:38:49
Happy birthday. :beer::beer:

King_Ghidra
15-05-2006, 12:39:32
HB :beer:

Oerdin
15-05-2006, 13:00:56
Thanks for the well wishes, folks. :)

Gary
15-05-2006, 13:36:42
Happy birthday

MoSe
15-05-2006, 13:37:51
hey, 30 is a milestone.
do you feel milestoned?

Japher
15-05-2006, 13:45:58
:beer:

you're old!

self biased
15-05-2006, 14:47:26
happy halfway to sixty!

Koyaanisqatsi
15-05-2006, 14:50:34
:beer:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
15-05-2006, 16:31:27
Such a youngster. Believe me, it all starts to go downhill when you hit 32.

:beer:

Chris
15-05-2006, 20:40:12
HBD dude

Immortal Wombat
15-05-2006, 20:41:58
HBD, JJ. :beer:

Coincidence that you share a birthday with God, huh?

mr_G
15-05-2006, 20:42:50
:cider: :shoot:
HBD dude!!

MOBIUS
15-05-2006, 22:14:24
HBD you old git!

:beer:

Colon
16-05-2006, 00:22:52
:beer:

Oerdin
16-05-2006, 00:42:13
Originally posted by MoSe
hey, 30 is a milestone.
do you feel milestoned?

Sometimes, yes. ;)

Darkstar
16-05-2006, 18:32:13
Happy Birthday Oerdin! :beer:

notyoueither
17-05-2006, 03:52:25
:beer:

Oerdin
17-05-2006, 04:21:03
Originally posted by Venom
BORING!

BITCH! Go piss on someone else's birthday thread.

Oerdin
17-05-2006, 04:22:44
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
Such a youngster. Believe me, it all starts to go downhill when you hit 32.

:beer:

Only two years to go? :(

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
17-05-2006, 15:36:21
Actually it all started going downhill for me at 26, so YMMV :D

shagnasty
17-05-2006, 15:40:47
missed this one. HBD old chap.

belated:beer:

MattHiggs
17-05-2006, 16:15:31
I've been ill in bed since Sunday so Happy Belated Birhtday from me too. :meatdrink:

devilmunchkin
17-05-2006, 21:56:31
hapy birthday! drink lots of huge margaritas tonight for me!

paiktis22
18-05-2006, 17:32:25
:beer:
better late than never :D

Venom
18-05-2006, 17:39:54
Originally posted by Oerdin
BITCH! Go piss on someone else's birthday thread.

I need a piss smiley.

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 17:58:27
Just violen him. Same damn thing.

Venom
18-05-2006, 19:10:34
But I want to piss on his birthday thread and I swore to myself I wouldn't lose another monitor that way again.

Oerdin
18-05-2006, 19:20:49
Imagine if an electrical shock traveled up the pee stream and zapped his member. Damn that would hurt.

Venom
18-05-2006, 19:36:19
I watch Mythbusters. That's not possible.

MattHiggs
18-05-2006, 20:08:29
You can't say that without backing it up with science

Diagrams may be used but no pictures!

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 20:20:59
If it's not possible, then how is it that people get shocked when pissing on an electric fence? Ha!

Dumbass, that Mythbusters was that you couldn't die from pissing on a subway's electrified third rail.

Venom
18-05-2006, 20:28:42
Right. Because my monitor has more current than the 3rd rail.

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 20:37:46
Piss on it then.

Honestly, any redneck around knows that if you piss on an electric fence, you get shocked. They know it from doing it themselves or convincing younger/dumber/drunker rednecks to do it and witnessing it.

Mythbusters showed that you'd get killed in a shower if someone rigged a current to the shower HEAD and then you got in the water stream. The water wasn't a constant stream in that either. Standard 2 gallon flow shower head. They explained it saying the low current was arcing between the drops and you'd be grounded by standing in water in the tub/shower basin. They've even admitted that pissing on the third rail test was flawed. Buster should have been shocked to hell. And one of them verified that personally. How? A personal test of pissing on an electric fence (not filmed). So don't go peeing on a third rail, you might get shocked, hurt, or die.

But hey, if you think you are safe, go for it.

Venom
18-05-2006, 20:43:15
I've pissed on many an electric fence and many a monitor.

mr.G
18-05-2006, 20:44:42
and birzzdaythreads?

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 20:45:51
Did you just not notice the tingling and burning? Or was it that you couldn't actually see where you were pissing, and just thought you were pissing on an electric fence or old monitor?

Venom
18-05-2006, 21:00:43
Well it was either a fence, a monitor, or you mom's face. They were all in the same area. Weird night, now that I think about it.

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 21:08:00
Dad? Is that you? You bastard, you still owe me $130! Pay up!

Venom
18-05-2006, 21:26:17
You're rich now. You don't need anything from me.

Darkstar
18-05-2006, 21:31:56
Just cause I gots me a steady gov'mint check, don't mean you can get away without paying me whats you owe me! Pay up! That's good drinkin and whorin money!

MoSe
19-05-2006, 07:23:36
Originally posted by Oerdin
Imagine if an electrical shock traveled up the pee stream and zapped his member. Damn that would hurt.
but then he'd gain superpowers innit

The Norks
20-05-2006, 14:37:19
HBD! :beer: