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DevilsH@lo
14-05-2006, 19:01:49
that is all.:shoot:

Cruddy
14-05-2006, 19:08:52
I've never fucked a German in my life.

Am I missing out?

alsieboo
14-05-2006, 20:53:36
I was hoping for marks out of 10, top tips and maybe pics. I feel dreadfully cheated.

Gibsie
14-05-2006, 22:38:57
I knew this German girl once. I wouldn't hit it. But then it evens out since she certainly wouldn't hit me!

King_Ghidra
15-05-2006, 09:22:33
so everyone's ugly and not having sex. great.

MOBIUS
15-05-2006, 10:08:57
I think the people in Fucking, Austria would take offence to being called German...http://www.fucking.at/fucking/fucking.jpg

Funko
15-05-2006, 10:10:09
:lol:

Drekkus
15-05-2006, 11:46:21
:lol: That joke just keeps on being funny.

Greg W
15-05-2006, 12:09:59
They're a bit bitte(r) about the name too.

MoSe
15-05-2006, 12:11:42
MOBIUS has become so sensible to leave the children out of that!
:D

DevilsH@lo
15-05-2006, 12:18:15
This wasn't actually a reference of a sexual nature honest.

More of a "straight to the point" rant about the engineering involved in BMW's 3.5 litre straight 6 engine, which was royally pissing me off yesterday. And today i feel i should set fire to it and dance naked around it wearing a crown of sausages. Walls of course, non of your fancy german sausage.

Drekkus
15-05-2006, 12:21:17
Well, you can say what you want, but that engine isn't gay.

MoSe
15-05-2006, 12:38:28
aaahhh... so he meant "fucking german sausages" !

Cruddy
15-05-2006, 13:02:02
I guess possible with a bratwurst if you cut a slit in it.

The idea doesn't really turn me on though.

King_Ghidra
15-05-2006, 13:10:25
you could hollow it out maybe, rather than slit it, and then fill it with mozarella

yum

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2006, 13:23:56
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
This wasn't actually a reference of a sexual nature honest.

More of a "straight to the point" rant about the engineering involved in BMW's 3.5 litre straight 6 engine, which was royally pissing me off yesterday. And today i feel i should set fire to it and dance naked around it wearing a crown of sausages. Walls of course, non of your fancy german sausage.

BMW? Bring mich Werkstatt, ey mann!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2006, 13:24:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you could hollow it out maybe, rather than slit it, and then fill it with mozarella

yum

Gayest sausage ever. :gasmaske:

King_Ghidra
15-05-2006, 13:26:54
:lol:

Scabrous Birdseed
15-05-2006, 13:28:11
I'm fairly sure Ghidra has enjoyed some even gayer sausages.

maroule
15-05-2006, 13:29:18
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you could hollow it out maybe, rather than slit it, and then fill it with mozarella

yum

that's how pizza´olo do Calzone, jerking the creamy mozzarela directly in the pizza

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2006, 13:30:09
Well, that sausage is gay in so many ways... (the mozarella thing, not KG)

Scabrous Birdseed
15-05-2006, 13:34:44
Hey, who doesn't enjoy jerking mozarella into the calzone?

Funko
15-05-2006, 13:35:06
I think you wanted the sex workers thread.

MoSe
15-05-2006, 13:46:05
great thread! disturbingly great

Originally posted by maroule
pizza´olo

the dieresis is priceless, talk of pedantry :D

Drekkus
15-05-2006, 13:58:04
diereses sounds like something HK would be suffering from.

maroule
15-05-2006, 14:27:39
or KG transmit with his grissini

Oerdin
16-05-2006, 00:46:37
I wouldn't mind fucking this German.

http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/24/heidi_narrowweb__200x291.jpg

BigGameHunter
16-05-2006, 05:54:50
That's an android. From the future.

maroule
16-05-2006, 08:23:53
deep freeze me and wake me up in 100 years then

King_Ghidra
16-05-2006, 08:28:01
we can do the first bit at least

Nills Lagerbaak
16-05-2006, 08:40:41
We can do the second bit too, if someone else (FUnko?) agrees to wake us up in 100 years.

Tizzy
16-05-2006, 08:42:34
Just set your alarm clock:rolleyes:

Oerdin
17-05-2006, 02:52:30
Not sure the battery will late that long. Of course I use my cell phone as my alarm.

Hell, even if I bought a regular clock alarm-radio they'd chuck me frozen body out after 2-3 months of not paying the mortgage.

Diss
17-05-2006, 06:09:01
Originally posted by Cruddy
I've never fucked a German in my life.

Am I missing out?

yes.

My life's dream is to fuck a woman from every nation on the planet. the middle eastern nations are proving the most difficult.

MOBIUS
17-05-2006, 07:14:10
Originally posted by Cruddy
I've never fucked a German in my life.

Am I missing out?

I don't know - whenever I have the opportunity, there are always reasons why it would be a good idea not to...

King_Ghidra
17-05-2006, 08:21:34
Originally posted by Diss
yes.

My life's dream is to fuck a woman from every nation on the planet. the middle eastern nations are proving the most difficult.

you have 54 african nations to work your way through too, good luck

Funko
17-05-2006, 08:22:52
It's more achievable than your goal of "fucking every woman in the world, starting with the pretty ones" though.

King_Ghidra
17-05-2006, 08:45:47
he certainly has set his sights a lot lower, yes

Nills Lagerbaak
17-05-2006, 08:47:38
Originally posted by Funko
It's more achievable than your goal of "fucking every woman in the world, starting with the pretty ones" though.

I suppose if you are to have fantastic goals, might as well make them rediculous!

Funko
17-05-2006, 08:48:48
I figured, he knew it was unachievable but he was going to have a great time trying. :D

Nills Lagerbaak
17-05-2006, 08:50:31
Indeed! I prefer the woman of every nation though cos that gurantees you a certain amount of travel too!

Tizzy
17-05-2006, 08:51:08
It's good to have ambitions

Immoral Wombat
17-05-2006, 13:51:02
They're OK, you've just got to watch out for their armpit hair

Gary
17-05-2006, 15:13:50
Culture Capital for 2010 :lol: (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1793966.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste)

maroule
17-05-2006, 15:19:42
Originally posted by Immoral Wombat
They're OK, you've just got to watch out for their armpit hair

sad to say, but my experience exactly
they let the squirrels out

Diss
17-05-2006, 21:10:46
you can always turn out the lights