View Full Version : On why I'm better than all those wankers in my college

12-05-2006, 20:26:52
I finished all my courses, before everyone else. I got straight A's and they all said i'm shit and i'd fail.


And most are still smoking, however, I AM NOT, I QUIT 3 MONTHS AGO :D


I'm the best ever Chris in the world.

12-05-2006, 20:28:43
Better than Christ?

12-05-2006, 20:31:12

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12-05-2006, 21:00:02
I'm the best. Both of us can't be the best. Okay my name is not chris, but I still challenge you to a duel.

12-05-2006, 21:01:54
Where are you going to fight it out? WoW, GW, CoV, Eve? Drinking beers in Reading? Who can post Bump to the bump thread the most in 24 hours?

12-05-2006, 21:11:43
You will not be able to hit me for i am on dialup.

12-05-2006, 21:41:11
Most college attendees are wankers - but yeah, if you listen to fellow students they'll generally disrespect you just to make themselves feel better.

Well done. Now grab whatever opportunities come your way with both hands.

12-05-2006, 23:12:18
Nope, you are still a lesser man.

13-05-2006, 05:28:26
Wait ... you graduated early? You do realise that now you'll have to work longer until retirement than the other people. So who's the real winner?

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2006, 09:54:40
This is the most damining indictment of educational standards I've ever read.

13-05-2006, 19:16:00
You don't wank?

14-05-2006, 12:42:45
Of course I wank, 'wankers' in a derogatory term is completely different, as in they all toss eachother off etc. And I've finished the AS courses. I'm not doing the courses I'm doing atm because they're shit. Doing OCR Level 3 for IT Practitioners, HP IT Essentials and I'm carrying on with CISCO CCNA, as I got 93% total in semester 1, got 100% in the exam, just the coursework wasn't good enough :p

14-05-2006, 12:43:49
The ones I were doing before are Photography and Film Studies. Both completely useless for the carrer I want.

15-05-2006, 08:21:54
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
This is the most damining indictment of educational standards I've ever read.