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paiktis22
09-05-2006, 09:53:59
Yesterday I did something notesworthy.
I was crossing a street and as is the polite custom here, no car waits for a pedestrian to cross the street EVER. SO I was trapped in the middle of the street a motorcycle drives past me and then a BMW comes and while the middle aged driver with his butt ugly wife had the luxury of stopping to let me pass he didn't and he stepped on the gas.
As he was passing by and the windows were open I said in the voice style of that man who was Bill's brother in Kill Bill and in a loud firm voice at that: "Let me pass you wanker with the BMW".
:smoke:
I think he stopped some safe distance from me and started yelling something but I was already on the pavement and walking.

Colon
09-05-2006, 10:28:01
I don't like the way you structure your sentences.

Drekkus
09-05-2006, 10:53:26
I thought you were going to say you jumped in front of the BMW, and the BMW hit you frontally, crashing itself against your armoured body.

MoSe
09-05-2006, 10:55:12
he said Kill Bill, not Matrix

mr_G
09-05-2006, 11:00:20
Originally posted by Colon
I don't like the way you structure your sentences. JESJES BAD GRAMMAR.

MoSe
09-05-2006, 11:46:40
BAD ROBOT

Chris
09-05-2006, 11:48:19
A real man would have mooned him also.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-05-2006, 12:17:45
Real men do not talk to BMW drivers.

King_Ghidra
10-05-2006, 10:33:25
Real men are dogging with BMW drivers

Cruddy
10-05-2006, 11:04:29
When I have an argument with a car driver, these days I just reach for the moby.

They're usually gone before I've snapped the plates, ready to shop them to the boys in blue.

Of course, I don't do this while actually in the middle of the road.

Colon
10-05-2006, 11:49:02
Real man are dogging it with BMW's.