View Full Version : A real man

09-05-2006, 09:53:59
Yesterday I did something notesworthy.
I was crossing a street and as is the polite custom here, no car waits for a pedestrian to cross the street EVER. SO I was trapped in the middle of the street a motorcycle drives past me and then a BMW comes and while the middle aged driver with his butt ugly wife had the luxury of stopping to let me pass he didn't and he stepped on the gas.
As he was passing by and the windows were open I said in the voice style of that man who was Bill's brother in Kill Bill and in a loud firm voice at that: "Let me pass you wanker with the BMW".
I think he stopped some safe distance from me and started yelling something but I was already on the pavement and walking.

09-05-2006, 10:28:01
I don't like the way you structure your sentences.

09-05-2006, 10:53:26
I thought you were going to say you jumped in front of the BMW, and the BMW hit you frontally, crashing itself against your armoured body.

09-05-2006, 10:55:12
he said Kill Bill, not Matrix

09-05-2006, 11:00:20
Originally posted by Colon
I don't like the way you structure your sentences. JESJES BAD GRAMMAR.

09-05-2006, 11:46:40

09-05-2006, 11:48:19
A real man would have mooned him also.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-05-2006, 12:17:45
Real men do not talk to BMW drivers.

10-05-2006, 10:33:25
Real men are dogging with BMW drivers

10-05-2006, 11:04:29
When I have an argument with a car driver, these days I just reach for the moby.

They're usually gone before I've snapped the plates, ready to shop them to the boys in blue.

Of course, I don't do this while actually in the middle of the road.

10-05-2006, 11:49:02
Real man are dogging it with BMW's.