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MoSe
09-05-2006, 09:08:29
I caught a glimpse of a news on a free tabloid this morning in the metro, about a baby who was allegedly born at the 01.23 of the 4/5/6 (May 4th 2006), weighing 7lbs 8oz...

:hmm:

Fistandantilus
09-05-2006, 09:21:25
A sign the apocalypse is near.

paiktis22
09-05-2006, 09:22:00
yes but if we used the american dating system and the metric system...

JM^3
09-05-2006, 09:23:03
What is the american dating system?

Most people don't do that 3rd wheel or blind date stuff...

JM

MoSe
09-05-2006, 09:25:08
well that would have been April the 5th :D

I doubt a 7.8kg newborn is realisitc tho :nervous:

paiktis22
09-05-2006, 09:25:17
but you do go out for a movie and a drink?

paiktis22
09-05-2006, 09:27:03
X x X Post :shoot:
I should be working but I'm nooot

MoSe
09-05-2006, 09:27:48
you mean you show her some porn BEFORE getting her drunk???

JM^3
09-05-2006, 09:28:52
It's important to know if she is frigid before you waste any money on her..

JM

paiktis22
09-05-2006, 09:32:12
a solution would be to politely ask to touch her in the specific part for which we speak about and get a first hand impression. after that and if the results are positive you may revert back to simply accompagny her to the movies. actually this should be the standard structural beggining of any date. she can do the same of course. after that's done you may proceed.

Gary
09-05-2006, 10:47:03
The Apocalypse is nearer than you think. Just wait until June 6th !

Drekkus
09-05-2006, 10:50:55
Originally posted by MoSe
I caught a glimpse of a news on a free tabloid this morning in the metro, about a baby who was allegedly born at the 01.23 of the 4/5/6 (May 4th 2006), weighing 7lbs 8oz...

:hmm: On the 9th floor of a hospital, room number 10, bed 1112.

MDA
09-05-2006, 11:28:05
Originally posted by paiktis22
a solution would be to politely ask to touch her in the specific part for which we speak about and get a first hand impression. after that and if the results are positive you may revert back to simply accompagny her to the movies. actually this should be the standard structural beggining of any date. she can do the same of course. after that's done you may proceed.

a big red hand impression on your face!

HelloKitty
09-05-2006, 14:29:58
Originally posted by MoSe
well that would have been April the 5th :D

I doubt a 7.8kg newborn is realisitc tho :nervous:

Untreated early (first trimester) gestational diabetes can yeild that. They usually don't survive though, heart and lung problems.

Oerdin
09-05-2006, 18:47:59
Next month it will be possible to have a child born on 6/6/6.

Japher
09-05-2006, 18:49:36
not if you do that crazy European dating thing

KrazyHorse
09-05-2006, 19:19:32
own goal, you asshole

Japher
09-05-2006, 19:22:27
what own goal!? there's no own goal!

Immortal Wombat
09-05-2006, 22:46:28
Soon it'll be possible to have a baby using Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force!
http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/archives/002131.html