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paiktis22
03-05-2006, 10:19:46
So I was with a girl, no names mentioned, no reputations offended, and she asked me to bite her. Ok, so far. Then she started saying "more strongly, more strongly" to the point that I thought that if I continued to bite more strongly (on the neck as it were) I'd risk cutting off a piece (no kidding). So I stopped. I was put off by this, didn't enjoy it. And was moderately freaked out. The colour that was left on her neck was not that of a mild red or anything but a deep violet turning black mark.
Then in other occasions she told me she likes to hurt herself and she likes me to hurt her.
Now I am not the world's most experienced man by any means, although I like to think that I can hold my own, but that attitude put me off. We broke up.
My question is: according to your experience was she what is called a masochist?
Thank you Dr. Ruth.

MattHiggs
03-05-2006, 10:30:51
I've had the same experiences with the biting thing and I thought it was a little weird - still it worked for her.

Gary
03-05-2006, 10:56:02
To state the obvious, you stick with holding your own.

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 11:01:14
if that's not masochism i don't know what is

but i've heard similar things with girls who wanted to be choked etc.

i guess that's what you get for cultivating a submissive sexuality in the physically weaker gender

maroule
03-05-2006, 11:55:16
Originally posted by paiktis22

the other day in Syntagma square, a guy kindly offered to fuck me in the arse, repeatedly. According to your experience was he what is called gay?

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 12:27:58
:brwncard:

Cruddy
03-05-2006, 14:26:27
Yes. Suggest next time you offer to soundly spank her.

That way she can have fun and you don't get so freaked out.

Venom
03-05-2006, 14:36:02
Give her a tatoo while you're banging her.

Greg W
03-05-2006, 14:43:40
With a cheese grater.

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 14:45:56
maybe she has a vampire fetish

self biased
03-05-2006, 14:47:45
maybe the girl just wants to be donkey punched?

Venom
03-05-2006, 14:49:51
Yes. A donkey punch should definitely be on the menu.

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 14:57:02
donkey punch = genius!

MDA
03-05-2006, 15:07:47
yeah, but who can stop after only one donkey punch?

It always ends with a shovel and a late night drive in the woods.



this thread wasn't disturbing enough, I helped!

Japher
03-05-2006, 15:09:02
the dancing pirate is the best move

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 15:09:24
A crime of passion is no crime at all.

self biased
03-05-2006, 15:14:37
i've always been a fan of the mongolian driving goggles myself.

Venom
03-05-2006, 15:17:15
Perhaps she's in to the ol' German Knuckle Cake.

Mr. Bas
03-05-2006, 15:19:54
Donkey punch? Is that like the angry pirate?

Funko
03-05-2006, 15:21:25
I think it's an alcoholic cocktail including parts of a donkey.

Funko
03-05-2006, 15:21:46
Asses milk?

Japher
03-05-2006, 15:21:55
there's no shin kicking involved in the Donkey Punch

Gary
03-05-2006, 16:02:13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Punch

Funko
03-05-2006, 16:03:42
Oh, I didn't know what it really was. :rolleyes:

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 16:08:28
:lol: good old wiki though

The act has often been thought of as an urban legend, but in recent years has occasionally been seen in pornography. The first commercial recording of it may be in the 2004 JM Productions film Guttermouths 30, in which Alex Sanders punches Gia Paloma. It is featured extensively in a 2005 film, also distributed by JM Productions, called Donkey Punch.



In DJ Danger Mouse and MF Doom's album The Mouse and the Mask, MF Doom alludes to getting donkey punched on the track titled "Space Ho's".

MattHiggs
03-05-2006, 16:08:29
:lol:

Funko
03-05-2006, 16:09:36
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 16:18:56
For example, sometimes it is said to cause the muscles around the vagina or anus to contract around the penis, giving enhanced pleasure to the active partner. In one exaggerated telling [1] this phenomenon is of such great force as to result in the inversion of the rectum (which may then be described as a "pink sock").:lol:

Pink Sock :lol:

For the first time I didn't know if I was reading Wiki or Rogers Profanisaurus!!!

Venom
03-05-2006, 16:29:41
It's good to see people exposed to ideas.

MDA
03-05-2006, 17:10:54
also distributed by JM Productions

JM?

self biased
03-05-2006, 17:23:10
it's spelled too correctly to be his.

Spartak@CPH
03-05-2006, 17:24:50
I was just thinking that too.

devilmunchkin
03-05-2006, 19:24:34
sounds like masochism. does she have any marks anywhere else on her body?

also, there are worse fetishes for ppl to have.

Venom
03-05-2006, 19:53:02
Originally posted by Japher
the dancing pirate is the best move

FYI the dirty O'Neil is better than the dancing pirate.

Rekrul
03-05-2006, 21:02:57
Originally posted by Gary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Punch

Now there's a link I'm glad I followed... :nervous:

HelloKitty
03-05-2006, 23:48:38
This thread sucks.

Next time you want to post something about a sex act you are uncomfortable with follow this thread as a guide.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1736969

You can get around the page views by clearing the cookiees. Worth the whole read. :)

King_Ghidra
04-05-2006, 08:09:57
tbh i'd be more comfortable with something up my ass than beating the hell out of my girlfriend

Fistandantilus
04-05-2006, 08:11:30
You seem to speak from experience.

King_Ghidra
04-05-2006, 08:17:53
only of the former

maroule
04-05-2006, 08:23:19
:brwncard:

Greg W
04-05-2006, 08:25:15
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
tbh i'd be more comfortable with something up my ass than beating the hell out of my girlfriend And people say KG doesn't have a soft side.

Greg W
04-05-2006, 08:40:49
Originally posted by HelloKitty
This thread sucks.

Next time you want to post something about a sex act you are uncomfortable with follow this thread as a guide.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1736969God, I only made it to page 2. That thread is priceless!

This bit got me:We tried anal beads once, but I had never seen them and didn't know what the fuck, so she tells me to stuff em in her butt, I do, we start playing around and getting freaky, she tells me to pull them out. So me, in my ignorance, pulled them out like I was starting a lawnmower or something.

Blood and tears people. Blood and tears, and a bit of poo.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

MattHiggs
04-05-2006, 08:44:02
Ahhh, somethingawful it's the best $10 you could ever spend registering to that site.

HelloKitty
04-05-2006, 09:56:11
Jump to the last page and there is a link to the second thread and someone posted all his replies at once.

You get to see everything from the start to the tazer!

You have to keep reading to get to the mexico part and smuggling accross the border/being robbed by corrupt mexican police.


No idea if the thread is real, but its DAMN funny.

Greg W
04-05-2006, 11:37:57
Well, they seem to have gotten around the clearing cookies bit. Must be IP based now or something, cos clearing cookies does jack. :(

Got up to the bit where he was staying with some other shiela on the border, and just ofund out he was on the missing person's list. And now can't read the rest of it. :(

Funny read though I must say. :D

MattHiggs
04-05-2006, 11:46:33
Change from Firefox to IE, used to work for me.

Greg W
04-05-2006, 12:23:23
I'm using IE. :(

Nevermind, appears to be working again.

Greg W
04-05-2006, 12:31:53
Hmm. Dang, and at the end of the 2nd thread, the next thread is no longer there. So I don't get to read about him being robbed by Mexicans. :(

Oerdin
04-05-2006, 14:23:51
Originally posted by HelloKitty No idea if the thread is real, but its DAMN funny.

It's not. No one makes their first post in a new forum something like that unless they're trolling.

self biased
04-05-2006, 15:22:46
summary?

Venom
04-05-2006, 15:24:55
Paiktis likes dirty girls.

self biased
04-05-2006, 15:29:08
gotcha.

fp
04-05-2006, 17:14:43
110% fake, but still fucking hilarious.

Japher
04-05-2006, 17:27:58
dirty girls are awesome

devilmunchkin
04-05-2006, 17:30:17
but not to marry...only to fool around with. riiiiiiiiiight?

Japher
04-05-2006, 17:32:07
yeah... uh... ok

JM^3
04-05-2006, 17:50:26
But in their bed, not yours, because you don't want to dirty yuor bed.

JM

paiktis22
04-05-2006, 17:59:01
It's frightening how people get into marriage focus mode zone after 30. Especially the girls. But live and let live (separately).

JM^3
04-05-2006, 18:11:10
I want to get married and I am 25.

But I might just be thinking of how much more sex I would be getting.

JM

devilmunchkin
04-05-2006, 18:51:43
i want to get married and i'm 25 as well. However, i'm waiting for a compatible mate. I may be waiting awhile...

Venom
04-05-2006, 18:52:37
Looks like you two should GET. IT. ON!

devilmunchkin
04-05-2006, 21:01:12
i think you missed the part where i said "i'll be waiting awhile."
besides, i carry more luggage than imelda marcos when she travels. you all know that. I'm a walking disaster.

Venom
04-05-2006, 21:08:17
And JM# isn't?

Diss
04-05-2006, 21:42:52
I'm weird when it comes to sex. I like to actually put my penis into women's vaginas. This is a strange thing now days.

MattHiggs
04-05-2006, 21:46:51
Originally posted by Venom
And JM# isn't?

:lol:

Darkstar
04-05-2006, 23:04:33
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
i want to get married and i'm 25 as well. However, i'm waiting for a compatible mate. I may be waiting awhile...

Don't worry. Your standards will drop as you get older. You'll learn that baggage isn't a big deal. Not even tons of it. Everybody has it, some just hide it better during casual contact.

Greg W
05-05-2006, 01:05:09
Hell, by the time you're mid 30s, if you don't have any baggage, then that in and of itself is baggage.

Immortal Wombat
05-05-2006, 01:54:49
Originally posted by Oerdin
It's not. No one makes their first post in a new forum something like that unless they're trolling. Or they're a previously well-known poster using an AE.

And yeah, it's fake, but it's awesome.

devilmunchkin
05-05-2006, 20:42:48
actually, dark my standards have been going up as I get older. when i first started dating, i didn't have any standards at all.

paiktis22
06-05-2006, 18:02:12
I want to marry too but I think there are a lot of things I have to do first. Maybe that's a trap but that's how I feel about it. And there's no way I'm compromising in what I think should be the minimum basis that must exist in a relationship in order to proceed to marriage. (lasting more than a few months is one :lol: ) Things would be simpler if we grew at a small prairie in a village but we haven't, so things are complicated. Which is very ok.

alsieboo
06-05-2006, 20:51:31
I've never understood why guys get freaked out by that, they're always like "Oh, but I dont want to hurt you" and I'm like "well thats the whole point, I like it" and then they give it this half assed go and... meh. Shush bells. Go sit back in your corner

Greg W
07-05-2006, 09:32:56
I agree, back in your corner wench. :p

devilmunchkin
07-05-2006, 10:22:15
they don't what to hurt you cept when they dump you...*sigh* lol.

DaShi
07-05-2006, 11:46:35
Originally posted by alsieboo
I've never understood why guys get freaked out by that, they're always like "Oh, but I dont want to hurt you" and I'm like "well thats the whole point, I like it" and then they give it this half assed go and... meh. Shush bells. Go sit back in your corner

Is anyone else wondering what this could be about?

paiktis22
07-05-2006, 13:35:38
Biting to the point of nearly cutting off flesh is a little freaky to be honest. Although I get this out in girls, I've been told that before. They feel completely free with me so they are completely honest with their feelings, wants etc. I think it's because I'm never judgemental and I rarely if ever critisize or put on a strange face. Of course what perhaps some don't realize is that what they want or do can put me off. In which point they try to change, honesty takes a walk and usually that means the end of the relationship and then they get freaked because I know all their secrets. I think they get a little scared because I don't get jealous too. Maybe it's because I don't believe in it? Meh.

alsieboo
07-05-2006, 14:32:29
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
they don't what to hurt you cept when they dump you...*sigh* lol.

Exactly! Well, I wouldn't really know about that, but they're always cunts afterwards

Greg W
08-05-2006, 07:58:04
Alsie, such language! :eek:

Darkstar
08-05-2006, 16:45:27
Originally posted by alsieboo
I've never understood why guys get freaked out by that, they're always like "Oh, but I dont want to hurt you" and I'm like "well thats the whole point, I like it" and then they give it this half assed go and... meh. Shush bells. Go sit back in your corner

Well, honestly, the problem is that you just don't know how much pain is what the little lady is looking for. You have to start soft and harden up slowly, it's a lot of bother, and it really is easy to go past that zone your partner is seeking and not recognize you've done that without a lot of experience.

Even once you've got the experience with each other, have established a strong trust bond, and know just how far to take it, then there's the whole work issue. It's just *so* much mental work. Let's face it, men are only designed by biology to spend 3 or so minutes working hard, and then they are done. A good bit of pain play is just another form of foreplay, and takes just as long as any other form of foreplay, but much more focused attention then just rubbing down the gal with a couple of ice cubes and a nice furry glove or muff.