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JM^3
03-05-2006, 03:36:54
Well, we all know the first 2 (or 1 really..). That is lack of confidence (and the resulting lack of attempts), and is boring.

So let's give another secret. So there was a girl I had been seeing occasionally at parties. And generally talking to when I was extremely drunk. (she is an attractive physics bachelor engineering grad student so uber sexah) Last fall I was talking to her, and wasn't quite as drunk, and doing pretty good I thought (she was laughing and seemed to be enjoying talking to me (although she did have a boyfreind, and he was elsewhere at the party)).

Then I said something, and she said "Oh, you are just a boy" and left.

Make a guess at what I said?

Jon Miller

KrazyHorse@home
03-05-2006, 04:03:53
"I want to fuck you"

Chris
03-05-2006, 04:05:18
'I post on counter glow'

KrazyHorse@home
03-05-2006, 04:13:49
"I can pee standing up"

KrazyHorse@home
03-05-2006, 04:14:11
"I masturbate 8 times a day"

KrazyHorse@home
03-05-2006, 04:14:47
"I'm imagining you naked right now"

Diss
03-05-2006, 04:26:46
edit: I misread the OP

Chris
03-05-2006, 05:16:30
"I know Funko"

mr_G
03-05-2006, 06:21:13
"huh huh what do you think, am i a boy or a girl"

DaShi
03-05-2006, 06:26:07
"I finally completed my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure collection."?

Greg W
03-05-2006, 07:08:41
"I think I have a crush on you"?

Funko
03-05-2006, 07:58:55
"Do you want to come over and play with my GI Joe?"

mr_G
03-05-2006, 08:20:36
"what do you think of the lenght of my penis"

MoSe
03-05-2006, 08:36:03
"You know, I'm a virgin. Are you too?"

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 08:40:04
"I know that girl I fancy but I don't know what to say to her"

mr_G
03-05-2006, 08:43:32
"What constitutes a cute butt? (on a guy)"

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 08:52:36
"That's what you think!"

Scabrous Birdseed
03-05-2006, 09:11:28
"Can I have your social security number?"

mr_G
03-05-2006, 09:14:31
" can you burp the alphabet too ?"

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 09:15:55
"I have no clean socks anymore"

mr_G
03-05-2006, 09:17:24
^^ not a question

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 09:18:45
\/

doesn't matter

mr_G
03-05-2006, 09:19:45
^^ jesjes it doesn't

that have you again

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 09:25:14
\/

^^

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paiktis22
03-05-2006, 09:26:01
crap. the dick didn't come out aligned correctly.

mr_G
03-05-2006, 09:28:32
^^ not a question

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 09:29:49
Why didn't the dick come out alligned correcty?

maroule
03-05-2006, 09:58:16
it doesn't have to be a question, mr_G, it's probably more of a blunt statement on another girl, either making an unflattering or way too flattering comment on a girl's "natural endowement" (I'd say about tits)

Mr. Bas
03-05-2006, 10:30:08
It's just a bit too honest compliment, I'd say. Tits would be a bit crass, I think about her eyes or something.

maroule
03-05-2006, 10:50:56
we're talking about JM3 though

MDA
03-05-2006, 11:22:07
Originally posted by MoSe
"You know, I'm a virgin. Are you too?"

secondered!

JM^3
03-05-2006, 11:43:13
The conversation got on to what I would do if I quit doing physics.

Than I said "I could be a pirate and capture ships".

Jon Miller

Funko
03-05-2006, 11:43:42
:lol: :lol:

There'll be a girl out there somewhere who'll love that answer.

mr_G
03-05-2006, 11:44:57
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Tizzy
03-05-2006, 11:45:00
I'd have laughed at that answer and kept talking to you

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 11:45:11
Yes, and a right scurvy sea dog she'd be too!

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 11:45:43
Whoopsy! Unfortunate x-post.

Funko
03-05-2006, 11:45:53
:lol: @ x-post.

Frankly Jon, if she's not interested in a real life Pirate, she's not worth knowing.

mr_G
03-05-2006, 11:46:50
:lol: dingding nills dingding

mr_G
03-05-2006, 11:48:19
what funko said Jon: if she could not give a nice funny answer on that brilliant sentence then she is not worth knowing.

JM^3
03-05-2006, 11:50:35
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
"I want to fuck you"

BTW, this didn't work either.. (said on a different occasion)

Jon Miller
(edit: to a different girl)

maroule
03-05-2006, 11:50:36
it was a very good answer
if the slightlest oddball humour puts her off, you'd barely have any chance for exploding her chocolate box anyway, so that's not worth the trouble

JM^3
03-05-2006, 11:51:15
I think I sold it too well..

Jon Miller

MoSe
03-05-2006, 11:51:15
Originally posted by paiktis22
Why didn't the dick come out alligned correcty?

its alignment is much more relevant when it gets in

mr_G
03-05-2006, 11:52:34
maybe she is a match for Gary

LoD
03-05-2006, 11:56:08
Seconded. Perhaps next time you should tell her sail around Indonesia if she wants to meet other boys.

MoSe
03-05-2006, 11:56:11
The conversation got on to what I would do if I quit doing physics.
Then I said "I could be a pirate and capture ships".
And she said "Oh, you are just a boy" and left.


She doesn't deserve you, she can't appreciate irony, she's too shallow and narrowminded, you're lucky you found out before it was too late.

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 12:04:33
A pirate with even a basic knowledge of physics could be a very dangerous thing.

A physicist with even an elimentary knowledge of pirates must be very attractive to the average girl.

Greg W
03-05-2006, 12:32:03
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ both JMs comment, and Nill's unfortunate X-Post.

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 12:40:32
Originally posted by LoD
Seconded. Perhaps next time you should tell her sail around Indonesia if she wants to meet other boys.

just like freddy mercury!

MattHiggs
03-05-2006, 12:41:11
:lol:

This thread made my day!

Funko
03-05-2006, 12:44:52
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
A physicist with even an elimentary knowledge of pirates must be very attractive to the average girl.

:lol: :beer:

mr_G
03-05-2006, 12:47:17
ok ok it's time for the K_G pirate pic.

Tizzy
03-05-2006, 12:52:23
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
A pirate with even a basic knowledge of physics could be a very dangerous thing.

A physicist with even an elimentary knowledge of pirates must be very attractive to the average girl.

I'm average? :(

Funko
03-05-2006, 12:52:55
:lol:

Greg W
03-05-2006, 13:03:13
Funko is a physicist with knowledge of pirates (and I don't count Pete)? :eek:

Funko
03-05-2006, 13:04:26
Well I have an astrophysics degree and the Real Ultimate Power book which taught me a lot about pirates. Arr.

Greg W
03-05-2006, 13:09:13
At the risk of an own goal (what else is new?)...

The Real Ultimate Power (RUP) website was about ninjas last time I checked. And yes, that was a long time ago. WTF is the book, and other than some bizarre threads about Ninja Pirates, where the heck did Pirates come into RUP?

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 13:12:50
Originally posted by LoD
Seconded. Perhaps next time you should tell her sail around Indonesia if she wants to meet other bouys.

Funko
03-05-2006, 13:13:56
Pirates are the arch enemies of Ninjas.

http://realultimatepower.net/

Funko
03-05-2006, 13:21:51
Also I ordered a cheap copy of Sid Meier's Pirates! the other day because I was getting very nostalgic about the original. It might even arrive tonight. Arrr.

Nills Lagerbaak
03-05-2006, 13:26:03
http://newsdesigner.com/blog/images/pirate.jpg



Arrrr

Funko
03-05-2006, 13:29:34
I need one.

Lurker the Second
03-05-2006, 13:31:26
That girl was a phony, JM. Deep down inside, every girl wants a pirate.

Funko, if it wasn't Greg asking that stupid question, I'd swear you were 100-0'd.

Venom
03-05-2006, 13:35:35
How did I miss this thread? Genius Jon. Genius. If that bitch can't appreciate that answer then she's good for only one thing....bukkake.

MattHiggs
03-05-2006, 14:26:51
:lol:

Greg W
03-05-2006, 14:36:40
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Funko, if it wasn't Greg asking that stupid question, I'd swear you were 100-0'd. Nah, I just haven't looked at the RUP website in a very, very long time. Still doesn't explain the reference to a book, but oh well...

Venom
03-05-2006, 14:49:02
Next time you talk about pirates JM, start acting like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean. That'll get their panties wetter than a New Orleans hurricane.

MDA
03-05-2006, 15:04:12
Alimentary knowledge sounds dirty.

Japher
03-05-2006, 15:07:22
:lol: JM

Next time she calls you a boy tell her "yeah, but I have a MAN penis baby!"

King_Ghidra
03-05-2006, 15:39:19
yes that would be hilarious wouldn't it

paiktis22
03-05-2006, 16:56:13
Originally posted by MoSe
She doesn't deserve you, she can't appreciate irony, she's too shallow and narrowminded, you're lucky you found out before it was too late.



exactly.

you gave a cool answer. she reacted like Ms Bush.

DaShi
04-05-2006, 05:20:23
I agree, that's not a bad answer at all. However, you should have followed it up with: "Now fetch me some grog wench, lest I keel haul ya! Ar!"

Gibsie
04-05-2006, 11:20:46
And don't forget to sway in a slightly erotic manner...

paiktis22
04-05-2006, 12:09:49
savvy?

MoSe
04-05-2006, 12:16:13
conveniently anagramming "avast" and "paiktis" it should be easily possible to obtain "svastika"

paiktis22
04-05-2006, 12:19:01
where did the p go?

MoSe
04-05-2006, 15:53:08
svastikapita

Japher
04-05-2006, 17:13:05
mmmm pitas

devilmunchkin
04-05-2006, 17:13:11
you guys were tipsy..did she expect a straight, serious answer? how prude. lol.

besides, the guys are right. Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow is just sexy. go go pirates, yar!

Venom
04-05-2006, 17:46:33
Look at that....I'm right again.

WORLD.......MINE!

Darkstar
04-05-2006, 22:09:48
:lol:!

Jon, great response! Her loss. Best to know she's a humorless person before wasting more time on her.

Gibsie
05-05-2006, 01:56:20
Does she have any less represded sisters. If you don't know, ask her.