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mr_G
01-05-2006, 10:43:04
post post post pleezzzzz i am bored.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 10:44:49
jesjes it izzzz.:bounce:

Double time again. :bounce: w00t:bounce:

mr_G
01-05-2006, 10:58:26
damn you fokkers.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 11:05:42
only the fokkers at work.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 11:10:47
Originally posted by shagnasty
jesjes it izzzz.:bounce:

Double time again. :bounce: w00t:bounce: double time or double money?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 11:13:57
same time, double money, less work. A winner is I yet again.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 11:31:59
what kinda work do you doooooo di dooooooo?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 11:40:02
Lazeee security officer. Normally in the gatehouse logging in visitors and deliveries (usually 20 a day) but the last couple of weeks I have been on reception duty as the proper receptionist is off with a bad back. As today is a bank holiday there is no-one on site (apart from 3 russians, fuck knows what they do by the way) I am on the reception watching the tele and posting here and getting paid over 15 per hour for it. :smuggrin:

mr_G
01-05-2006, 11:44:59
do you carry a gun?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 11:46:44
nonono.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 11:47:32
damn, should be kewl just popping a russian guy full of lead because you don't laaik his face.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 11:53:06
they won't even let me carry a pointed stick.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:01:32
not even a little one called a pencil?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:04:20
nonono. That is a breach of health and saftey. I bet you think I'm joking don't you? nonono i'm seriously serious.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:07:20
do you wear a uniform wich says SECURITY!!!!!!!! ?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:11:10
Actually no I don't. It is just a navy blue suit and royal blue shirt with securiplan written in the pockets and the insignia on the sleeves.

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:11:29
Security guard :lol:

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:16:02
stop it Venom, i feel very secure now!!!!!

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:17:37
Originally posted by Venom
Security guard :lol:

:mad: nonono. Officer. Official title.:mad: . - FACT

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:18:40
shagman in about 5 years
http://www2.jsonline.com/nabj/art/img/lobby_guya.jpg

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:20:07
Shagman after the sexchange tralalala
http://www.targetprotection.com/albums/album02/aag.gif

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:23:19
Originally posted by mr_G
shagman in about 5 years
http://www2.jsonline.com/nabj/art/img/lobby_guya.jpg

nonono that izzzz me now!!!!

but he wears a hat. I doooo di doooooooo not.

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:30:12
You don't wear a hat and you call yourself an office?

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:41:05
nope.

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:44:02
So you're a security guard.

And now I laugh. :lol:

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:45:19
We do get hats but on this site it is not required to wear one so ner.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:48:59
I like the little ties those men wear, make me giggle all the time.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:50:01
jesjes very special ties. they izzz clip on ones.

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:51:34
Do you at least have a night stick?

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:51:55
Or baton as you twats call them.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 12:53:38
nope. Don't need them. I use fisticuffs and steel-toe capped boots.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 12:58:07
shagurity guard!!!!

Venom
01-05-2006, 12:58:25
Security seems rather lax at your facility.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 13:04:33
I'm really only here to make sure people don't get on site. If they really wanted to get in, they would just run me over and blow the place to buggery, but I don't think we're a particulaly high risk bombing target. The pikey's try to get in now and then but you can spot those buggers a mile off and you tell them to fuck off and report them to other local security companies to warn them.
Aside from that, I'm basically a meet and greet type security bloke.

Japher
01-05-2006, 13:05:42
it's MAYDAYMAYDAY
we're going down
MAYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 13:09:11
Thats what I say to missus nasty when she wants "special kisses".

Japher
01-05-2006, 13:16:15
:lol:

uh...

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 13:20:00
Originally posted by mr_G
do you wear a uniform wich says SECURITY!!!!!!!! ?

This is what I wear. (The only pic I could find of the uniform)

Japher
01-05-2006, 13:23:23
so the awnser would be "yes"

do you get a gun?

Venom
01-05-2006, 13:32:47
We already covered the armament. Or lack thereof.

Venom
01-05-2006, 13:34:34
Do you have an earpiece like the guy in the picture?

Japher
01-05-2006, 13:39:26
the ear thing is threatening

it's like it says "i'm listening to my iPOD and you aren't! So there!"

mr_G
01-05-2006, 13:44:10
jesjes he is agent smizzzz

Lurker the Second
01-05-2006, 14:00:26
The ear thing is cool. Not as cool as a gun, but maybe the next best thing.

Japher
01-05-2006, 14:01:31
I bet he has super ninja skillz

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 14:22:57
Originally posted by Japher
the ear thing is threatening

You are semi-right.

I am not allowed to wear one for health and saftey reasons. I may not be able to hear the fire alarm if I have an ear piece. They only wear them on multi-manned sites. As it is only me here, I do not need it.

Venom
01-05-2006, 14:28:43
You are the worst security guard ever.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 14:29:15
- FACT!!!!!

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 14:33:41
Only because I do not fit the accepted image of a security guard, i.e. very overweight (i am only a bit), ex-armed services, 90+ years old and I do not cary weapons and things. I am however good at the job I am required to do by the company and the client. ner.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 14:34:29
Originally posted by Venom
You are the worst security guard ever.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 14:35:41
And yes, I have super ninja skillz.

mr_G
01-05-2006, 14:39:33
shagman!!! (http://images.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://www.redrat.net/work/photographic/homeland_security/61scullsBWshad.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.redrat.net/work/photographic/homeland_security/collection6.htm&h=567&w=750&sz=91&tbnid=ihS_hcSy45gRuM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&hl=nl&ei=2h1WRN6BILPkwQHpp5iCAQ&sig2=zeW1lGIIzRUT99UY0gKtcg&start=42&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dold%2Bsecurity%26start%3D40%26svnum%3 D10%26hl%3Dnl%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Venom
01-05-2006, 14:57:41
I wouldn't trust you to guard a box of used tissues.

Japher
01-05-2006, 14:58:57
I would trust Venom to want to have a box of used tissues guarded

Venom
01-05-2006, 14:59:50
DNA evidence.

shagnasty
01-05-2006, 15:44:10
Originally posted by mr_G
shagman!!! (http://images.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://www.redrat.net/work/photographic/homeland_security/61scullsBWshad.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.redrat.net/work/photographic/homeland_security/collection6.htm&h=567&w=750&sz=91&tbnid=ihS_hcSy45gRuM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&hl=nl&ei=2h1WRN6BILPkwQHpp5iCAQ&sig2=zeW1lGIIzRUT99UY0gKtcg&start=42&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dold%2Bsecurity%26start%3D40%26svnum%3 D10%26hl%3Dnl%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

:lol: :lol: :bounce:

Funko
02-05-2006, 08:18:41
Originally posted by shagnasty
I am however good at the job I am required to do by the company and the client. ner.

Which is basically sit there posting on CG, watching TV and playing games? :D

Venom
02-05-2006, 12:07:18
I'm pretty sure a half trained monkey with brain damage could do that job.

King_Ghidra
02-05-2006, 12:09:22
how about an untrained monkey with brain damage?

Venom
02-05-2006, 12:18:49
Could only handle the posting at CG part of the job.