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mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:24:17
they are going to built my bridge to nowhere......................:bounce:
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/vdt037_001.jpg
no high tide

http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/vdt037_002.jpg
"jesus moment"
guess who the schjoepit mannetje is on the island?

Funko
27-04-2006, 13:25:41
Drekkus.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:26:03
wrong!!!!

Funko
27-04-2006, 13:26:22
ok is it mr g?

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:27:53
jesjesjesjesjesjesjesjes he is not that tall is he?

was before the shrinking

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:28:28
and Cameron Diaz is sitting on the stairs!!!!

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Funko
27-04-2006, 13:29:34
Who is the loser with a white jumper hanging off his shoulders?

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:32:40
hahahahahaha that's my friend paul

Scabrous Birdseed
27-04-2006, 13:34:30
You need to start using forum people in your architectural visualisations.

Scabrous Birdseed
27-04-2006, 13:35:38
What happens if you get stuck on the outside bit when high tide comes? Do you have to wait 12 hours?

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:39:01
no then you die, cause the water will rise after "jesusmoment" for another 2,5 meters.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:41:07
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
You need to start using forum people in your architectural visualisations. my pr agents think that is a bad idea, as a matter of fact one of the ladys met a couple of CGers and she thought they where not the photogenic kinda ppl. (the man of course.........just saved my dingding)

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 13:46:53
Bah, she never met the murricans.

Anyway, did you design all that stuff or just the thing that looks like a stepladder that's been laid down?

Scabrous Birdseed
27-04-2006, 13:47:01
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
What happens if you get stuck on the outside bit when high tide comes? Do you have to wait 12 hours?

So the guy standing there in the second picture is a mere hours away from dark, cold, wet death?

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:47:48
just the stepladder and the beginning of that island, the rest is a design of driends of mine.

Venom
27-04-2006, 13:47:55
That lady in the orange is HOT!

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:48:11
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
So the guy standing there in the second picture is a mere hours away from dark, cold, wet death? yup that's me

Venom
27-04-2006, 13:48:23
Also, what a stupid fucking place to build a bridge.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:48:51
Originally posted by Venom
That lady in the orange is HOT! she would like that comment, I will tell her.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:49:35
Originally posted by Venom
Also, what a stupid fucking place to build a bridge. thank you it's nice to spill public money.

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 13:52:29
You should have done a sketch in high summer when there's a bunch of topless bathers hanging around. We'd like that.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 13:56:13
good thinking, i guess the mayor of doesburg ( a very christian place in east holland ) would be supah glad to show those design plans to the public.

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 14:01:50
See, you need me as a consultant.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:02:49
naaaaah we would be drunk all the time.

Tizzy
27-04-2006, 14:03:33
And that's bad because.......

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:04:36
Dhy!!!!!

Venom
27-04-2006, 14:04:42
You should have put nuns all over the place then. Topless nuns.

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:05:37
with dildos in their hands

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 14:41:41
Hot topless nuns.

Funko
27-04-2006, 14:43:04
Well if they weren't hot they wouldn't have needed to take their tops off. :rolleyes:

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:43:36
^^ sjmart one

Japher
27-04-2006, 14:43:50
unlike Mr. g's bridges, which end up going to water
that bridge has the water coming to it!

genius!

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:44:55
thank you

Japher
27-04-2006, 14:47:34
you should build all bridges UNDERWATER!

mr_G
27-04-2006, 14:47:56
that's schjoepit J !!!!!

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 14:50:08
If you build it, the water will come......

Japher
27-04-2006, 14:51:37
call it "Atlantis; The Briijdge"

mr_G
27-04-2006, 15:10:02
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
See, you need me as a consultant. first you have to be a member of the G team

mr_G
27-04-2006, 15:15:16
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
What happens if you get stuck on the outside bit when high tide comes? Do you have to wait 12 hours? and it's a river so no 12 hours to wait but like several days.
i know i know it's not tide but someother stjoepit english word

mr.G
27-04-2006, 17:05:11
did i mentioned that i am happy?

no?

okay me are :bounce: :bounce:

Lurker the Second
27-04-2006, 17:43:30
Koel, now go design a parking garage for all the tourists who will come to see your bridge to nowhere next to the hot, topless nuns.

Fistandantilus
27-04-2006, 18:14:05
So that's an island in the middle of a river?

mr.G
27-04-2006, 18:20:28
kinda "streambreaker"

Spartak@CPH
27-04-2006, 18:39:05
Didn't you do a bridge before? Did it fall down and are you rebuilding it?

Immortal Wombat
27-04-2006, 18:56:42
The Dutch need lots of bridges to keep all their bits of land from floating away

King_Ghidra
27-04-2006, 19:09:50
i doubt anyone would mind if that bit of land on the left with the dork on it was lost forever

Venom
27-04-2006, 19:26:29
That concrete walk on the right is going to get all slimy and slippery. Thousands of people will fall and die before they ever get to try your bridge.

That's great news. That will lower the number of casualties your bridge can cause.

Immoral Wombat
28-04-2006, 00:27:29
Such a disappointing thread after such a promising title.:rolleyes:

Venom
28-04-2006, 01:20:28
Look up boners on your own time.

JM^3
28-04-2006, 02:25:28
Originally posted by Venom
You should have put nuns all over the place then. Topless nuns.

spanking eachother...

JM

zmama
28-04-2006, 08:43:05
Looks waaay too exciting for Doesburg :D

mr_G
28-04-2006, 10:30:10
:lol:

Fistandantilus
28-04-2006, 10:45:06
Originally posted by Spartak@CPH
Didn't you do a bridge before? Did it fall down and are you rebuilding it?

Near the little town where my 'county house' is they used to rebuild a bridge every darned year because in winter the river always destroyed it.

mr_G
28-04-2006, 10:49:10
I love that river

Gary
28-04-2006, 10:49:14
then they need to get in ... mr_G !!!

Gary
28-04-2006, 10:50:41
Damnded x posts :(

Fistandantilus
28-04-2006, 10:53:37
Unfortunately three years ago a smartje architect made a new lovely wooden bridge. I can picture the bridge that stares the water and laughs mocking it.

mr_G
28-04-2006, 12:13:29
bump for drekkus

Drekkus
28-04-2006, 12:46:33
Koel. Congrats, you bridgebuilder you. Venom might be right about the green slimey stones that will kill many people.

mr_G
28-04-2006, 12:47:20
yaaaaay yaay, but do i care?

it's the venom is right week.

Venom
28-04-2006, 12:50:07
World mine so on and so forth.

shagnasty
28-04-2006, 14:10:19
Mr. G. In that top pic, you remind me of the black knight in monty python and the holy grail. yoou will kill anyone who tries to cross the nowhere bridge.

Cruddy
28-04-2006, 15:42:38
I think I see a potential design flaw in this bridge... it's possible to commit suicide from it at low tide.

It just wouldn't work in the UK. There would d be Health & Safety, concerned citizens and dog owners all up in arms about it.

If it was ever built, it would have to be surrounded by barbed wire to stop the public actually risking themselves on it.

It's a great bridge mr_G, but way too radical for the UK.