View Full Version : Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee!!!

25-04-2006, 08:00:46
Having recently watched Way of the Dragon again, I have formed the theory that Chuck Norris IS the hardest man in the universe.

If you look closely at the fight scene between Lee and Norris, you will see that when Lee grabs a handfull of Norris' chest hair and blows it away, Mr. Norris uses his control of his own DNA to steer one of his hairs up Lee's nose, and embeds it into his synuses (sp.).
The Norris hair was so powerful, it drilled itself into Lee's brain and killed him.

25-04-2006, 08:05:22
Another . . . blah!

25-04-2006, 08:08:25
I eat chuck norris for breakfast - FACT!!!!!