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Japher
24-04-2006, 17:15:48
It's the little toe.

She dropped a paper towel holder on it and it swelled up, then went back down. It's black and blue and if I touch it she cries.

What should I do?

MDA
24-04-2006, 17:17:06
don't touch it

Japher
24-04-2006, 17:27:57
really? but she cries when I do

Caligastia
24-04-2006, 17:41:06
Sounds like a helluva paper towel holder.

Japher
24-04-2006, 17:44:02
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/380/346811497390P.JPG

Not so much the size or the speed, but it hit just right

Venom
24-04-2006, 17:55:35
You can't do shit for a broken toe anyway.

mr_G
24-04-2006, 18:08:10
jesjes cut it off

Japher
24-04-2006, 18:13:20
if it's not set properly though it'll never heal right

I know all the'll do is tape it

Venom
24-04-2006, 18:29:54
Toe bones don't usually require setting because they're so small. There's really nothing to fuck up. If the toe is deformed, then yes, go to a doctor, but if it's just black an blue, immobilize it.

If she had done something where the toe had been violently wrenched from it's position there could be the possibility of tendon damge, but with just an impact injury, tendon damage is unlikely.

I have detailed files on human anatomy. It makes me a more effecient killer.

Japher
24-04-2006, 18:34:55
thanks Dr. Venom!

she called the doctor, and they said the same thing

she shouldn't of wasted her time

Japher
24-04-2006, 18:35:18
and now, a pic of Josie

Chris
24-04-2006, 18:36:12
Dr Venom.

Take her to a real doctor, and then sue his ass when her toe become mutated.

Japher
24-04-2006, 18:42:07
...

Venom
24-04-2006, 18:57:58
I've seen a few broken toes in my days.

MDA
24-04-2006, 19:22:59
Dr. Vernon

Frozen Frog
24-04-2006, 20:53:34
Get a new one.

Darkstar
24-04-2006, 20:56:04
Originally posted by MDA
Dr. Vernon

5er0?

Venom
24-04-2006, 21:04:24
Originally posted by Japher
thanks Dr. Venom!

she called the doctor, and they said the same thing

she shouldn't of wasted her time

She shouldn't have wasted our time either. That'll be a $150 consultation fee. And your insurance doesn't cover it.

Drekkus
24-04-2006, 21:35:01
Originally posted by Japher
... She looks very....German. In a cute way.

Oerdin
24-04-2006, 23:48:04
Originally posted by Venom
You can't do shit for a broken toe anyway.

Can't you splint it or tape it up to prevent it healing crooked?

Venom
25-04-2006, 02:07:23
It won't heal crooked unless you seriously fuck it up. We're talking dropping a 45 pound weight on it kind of fucking it up. The bones not big enough to heal crooked. You tape it up to take pressure off it and potentially relieve pain.

KrazyHorse@home
25-04-2006, 04:50:19
Originally posted by Japher
What should I do?

Hit it with a hammer to make sure.

Koshko
25-04-2006, 05:08:06
What if your toes are naturally crooked?

Oerdin
25-04-2006, 06:51:37
Then you need to break them to straighten them out.

mr_G
25-04-2006, 07:09:31
Originally posted by Japher
... she is fat!!!!!!

Tizzy
25-04-2006, 08:11:50
Venom is right *faints*

Venom
25-04-2006, 12:05:52
THE WORLD IS MINE!!!

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:06:17
who took it?

Venom
25-04-2006, 12:21:36
Some aliens.

Japher
25-04-2006, 12:22:19
those bastards!

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:22:28
i hate aliens, they are laaik not from this world.

Tizzy
25-04-2006, 12:22:33
But then they got bored and gave it back

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:26:35
jesjes by accident to Venom.

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:28:18
Originally posted by Japher
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/380/346811497390P.JPG

Not so much the size or the speed, but it hit just right ugly it are !!!!

Japher
25-04-2006, 12:28:48
you obviously have no taste
and no design experience

Venom
25-04-2006, 12:29:37
He's just saying that to cover his plagarism tracks when he incorporates that shape into his next bridge.

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:34:59
did just two bridges, wish i could make one more tho.

Venom
25-04-2006, 12:50:12
The Mr G collapsing bridge triology.

mr_G
25-04-2006, 12:55:03
wel i do think that will be the problem ..... jesjes.