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Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 10:47:56
Superb

>> One way ticket to hell and back <<
Death metaller hit by train... and lives

Last weekend, Canadian metal fan Jesse Maggrah
was hit by a freight train, and survived.
The 20-year-old had been walking by the tracks
listening to Norwegian black metallers Gorgoroth
on his walkman, and didn't hear the train's horn
until it was too late.

Jesse survived with only a couple of
broken bones. He remembers walking, and
then finding himself on the ground. "I thought,
'Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train.'"

Could Satan have intervened?
"Maybe the metal gods were smiling on me,” says
Jesse. “They didn't want one of their true
warriors to die on them."

Satan would certainly approve of Gorgoroth.
The band, formed in 1992 by Satanist rockers
Infemous, Hat and Goat were charged last year
in Poland with religious defilement. Their gig
in Kracow had used 100 litres of blood, seven
impaled sheep heads, sheep entrails around the
musicians and hooded naked women on crucifixes.

Listen:
http://home.online.no/~jmyksvol/samples/procreating-satan.mp3

shagnasty
21-04-2006, 10:49:54
The metal gods are inderdeed a strange bunch of fellows.

Funko
21-04-2006, 10:54:59
:lol: great story.

Funko
21-04-2006, 10:55:39
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4926020.stm

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 10:58:56
Ha ha! just posted the train story under that one on Berks Live. We're so sad.

Funko
21-04-2006, 10:59:18
:beer:

King_Ghidra
21-04-2006, 11:07:55
great stories :lol:

Caligastia
21-04-2006, 15:14:24
One of the guys calls himself "Hat"??

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 15:29:06
Yeah, I noticed that, not the most rock n roll name, especially when your mate is called Goat.

Funko
21-04-2006, 15:31:20
Goat Hat.

Caligastia
21-04-2006, 15:31:39
Reminds me of that Chimpokemon character in South Park - Shoe.:D

Diss
21-04-2006, 20:11:42
hooded naked women on crucifixes. :lol:

devilmunchkin
21-04-2006, 20:13:59
what exactly does this genetic reject think he's a warrior of?

Darkstar
21-04-2006, 20:53:36
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Their gig in Kracow had used 100 litres of blood, seven
impaled sheep heads, sheep entrails around the
musicians and hooded naked women on crucifixes.

Sounds like a normal cheap metal concert to me.

Drekkus
24-04-2006, 11:21:55
Normal sheep metal concert

Darkstar
24-04-2006, 21:18:42
Sheep metal? What is that, robotic sheep?

Rekrul
24-04-2006, 21:22:08
Cue Bladerunner

Darkstar
24-04-2006, 21:29:20
Shouldn't that be Baarunner?

Rekrul
24-04-2006, 21:57:30
Own goal - Bladerunner was loosely based on "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"


Okay, so they were electric and not metallic - sue me