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alsieboo
19-04-2006, 06:15:50
Little Jabu goes into the kitchen, where his mom is baking.. He puts his
hand in the flour, and wipes it all over his face! "Look, Mamma! I em a
WHITE boy!" His mom slaps him in the face, and tells him to go show his
father.

He goes to his father in the living room, and says: "Look, Pappa! I em a
WHITE boy!" His father slaps him hard in the face, and tells him to go show
his grandmother.

The boy goes to his grandmother's room, and says: "Look, Gogo! I em a WHITE
boy!" His grandmother donners him in the face, and sends him back to his
mother.

His mother taps her foot, and asks him: "Now, Jabu! Tell me.. did you len
something from that, heh?"

"I deed len something, Mamma.." replies Jabu, "I hev only been white for 5
minutes, end already I hate you black peoples."

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground" She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
> >replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."

shagnasty
19-04-2006, 07:32:10
The first one was funnneh. jesjes it was.

Gary
19-04-2006, 09:00:40
It was cleaned up to avoid (too much) offence as well ;)

Japher
19-04-2006, 16:11:27
I liked them both

the gay flight attendant reminded me of Venom

paiktis22
19-04-2006, 16:25:12
the first reminds me of a racist joke about albanians

little albanian kid goes to school first day
teacher asks him what's your name
he says ahmed.
teacher says none of that ahmed business from now on, we'll call you nikos.
so the albanian kid says ok
goes back home his father asks him how was school ahmed?
he says i'm not ahmed i'm nikos.
so his dad beats him up
next morning goes back to school teacher sees him asks what's happened
"oh dont ask teacher.. i got tangled up with some albanian thugs..."

Nills Lagerbaak
19-04-2006, 16:27:45
I always liked this one.

Stevie Wonder is jamming away on the piano in the bottom of a seedy jazz bar.

Bobby brown walks in and says "Stevie, you're shit on the piano"

Stevie replies "Well, at least I aint black".

Gary
19-04-2006, 16:46:04
Unsure why I read "you've" when it says "you're" ?!?

Immortal Wombat
19-04-2006, 16:49:42
Because you've sick.